What's the worst Touhou game?
What's the worst Touhou game?
Andrew Allen
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Leo Gomez
>>5075862571
Camden Nelson
>>507586257the fan made ones
Nicholas Edwards
ufo
Parker Myers
>>507588770UFO is peak 2hu
Joshua Howard
>>507586257HM
Andrew Rogers
>>507586257the doujins
Isaac Ross
>>507588770no
Michael King
>>507586257the game you like
Ryder Adams
>>507586257Unpopular opinion: Mountain of Faith
Nolan Jenkins
>>507588110This I guess. It's so different it's hard to say if it's better or worse but fuck if I don't think it's completely unfun.
Bentley Scott
>>507586257You're favorite game
Aiden Lee
Unfortunately anything after 12 is pretty forgettable.
Alexander Allen
>>507588770Suck my dick
David Lewis
17 is dumb as hell with all its furries and weird animal realm
Jason Young
EoSD
Colton Baker
>>507592885anon is correct. this is not a good thing.
Charles Thompson
>>507593859EoSD is far from my favorite but you're clearly a contrarian
Jackson Rivera
>>507594153I'm not judging it on the characters or music, merely the gameplay, which in that respect, is the worst of them.
Nathan Bell
>>507586257TD for the shmups, HM objectively
Gavin Richardson
>>507586257that's a lame question now what's the best Touhou game??
Liam Edwards
>>507594516Seiga's spellcards were pretty nice to look at. As were Futo's. That's all I can really say on its behalf, though, shmup-wise.
Robert Hughes
>>50759351917 is just a SMT game with Law and Chaos actually non-biasedAnd also /u/ shit
Joseph Perez
>>507586257Four Seasons
Connor Young
>>507594892Phantasmagoria of Flower View.Also, "the worst" doesn't necessarily mean "bad." I don't think any of the games were outright bad for any reason. Would it make you feel better to answer the question rephrased as "least good?"
Owen Wood
>>507595007you are so secondary I am going to have a heart attack>>507595145It would be the best if it wasn't a pahntasmagoria
Jace Mitchell
>>507594892IN, LoLK, and GFW
Gavin Carter
>>507594892EoSD and LoLK
Kevin Smith
>>507594892UFO
Jayden Parker
>>507594436I don't disagree since I hate the feel of movement in EoSD, but characters and music is the reason why most people love Touhou.
Christian Mitchell
>>507595486Yeah, but at that point you aren't really critiquing it on being a "game." And there's not a single touhou character I outright hate or anything, so there's that too, so it's not something to factor in, really.
Hunter Myers
>>507594892I'm pretty mediocre at the games, I probably had the most fun with 7 and 8.
Isaiah Gomez
>>507594892SA
Jose Robinson
>people keep spreading the fact that "Touhou games are mediocre shmups">been on a binge lately through various shmups>still end up going back to Touhou occasionally and enjoying themI don't get it, is there some kind of inside joke with pretending the games are bad? The only 2 I never really go back to are 3 and 9 for being actual inferior Twinkle Star Sprites clones. Before you accuse me of something stupid, my favorite Touhou character is the Crtl key.
Ryan Richardson
>>507595785Character designs and music can absolutely be critiqued. Clearly gameplay is what's important to you, but really, Touhou isn't the best STG series to play if that's what's most important to you.
Carson Ward
>>507594892SA without a doubt
Michael Lee
>>507596401It's just bait so you get into the genre beyond Touhou. Boomers over at /vr/ may be unironic though
James Cooper
>>507596401Most shumps are just incredibly soulless and bland, even Cave games just lack the fun and interesting atmosphere Touhou games have.
Sebastian Collins
>>507592885LoLK is not.
Grayson Roberts
>>507594892IN, UFO and LoLK.
Nolan Brooks
>>507594892IN / SA
James Roberts
>>507596486Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore the characters and setting. Merely that I'm willing to admit it's not "the best" under OP's stipulations.It's the only series of games I really play often, anyway...
Jack Gutierrez
>>507594892EoSD, IN, SA, UFO and LoLK are all contenders.>>507594963I think most people love Seiga and Yoshika: their stage 4 fight is a well done dual boss fight and Score Desire Eater is a cool spell for a stage 3 boss.
Lucas Sanders
>>507596401Anons just conflate "harder" with "better" to make them feel like they didn't waste their time.Everything's all a waste of time, anyway, but there's no sense in grieving over that or being hypocritical about it. Just enjoy fun things.
Liam Williams
>>507596831Maybe Cave sets the trends somewhat, but I never see what makes them really stand out except difficulty wank
Gavin Moore
>>507598151For obvious reasons, non-Touhou games tend to have higher production value, since they are made by more people, or because they have to work harder to distinguish themselves on the market.I'd say Touhou games are good in most ways that matter, but I also think huge impressive bosses with attack animations and visually unique small enemies are nice. At least as long as the visuals don't get in the way of dodging bullets.>>507596831Cave should just cave in and make a Touhou fan game. I don't think ZUN would stop them at this point.
John Parker
>>507598151What's Marisa so smug about?
Lucas Scott
>>50759288512 is when I stopped playing the games. I didn't like the mechanic and then I tuned out.
Nicholas Nguyen
>>507600219Being herself
Austin Scott
>>507598397They have really nice scoring systems and high production values.
Nolan Watson
Kogasa has big boobs and a big butt.
Jacob Brown
dont lewd her
Samuel Williams
i know people who play touhou and they mostly all have gay lispswhy is this
Tyler Davis
>>507601365Impossible, even wool drew her with big boobs.
Liam Davis
>>507601365And remember: no green shrine maidens
Hunter Flores
>>507586257all of them
Ryder Bell
My wife and her gf about to sodomize this dumb umbrella
Josiah Cooper
>>507601412You tell us: they are your friends/acquaintances.
Jaxson Phillips
>>507593859No. It could punch you in the dick everytime you pressed something and the music and characters would still have EoSD be top tier 2hu
Liam James
>>507601286>>507601365Tsukumogamis are the lewdest touhou, they are objects that are happy to be used by men
Xavier Hall
>>507601412Sounds like you're friends with people who have gay lisps
Cameron Allen
I'm so tempted to say LoLK because I can't stand the trial and error design, but the aesthetics are too damn good.I might have to settle with TD for being generally bland and having a crappy extend systemThe worst is probably one the non-windows ones I haven't played
Jacob Torres
>>507602461When will someone scan this artist's doujins?
Nathan Nelson
>>507586257game?
Alexander Bell
>>507592885>15, 17>badnostalgiafag detected
Chase Long
>>507594436>>507595486I don't really understand you. Isn't the movement in EoSD the same as in all the other games?As for the spell cards, they are clearly not as elaborate in EoSD as in later games, but this is why EoSD is one of my favorites. If anything, it's impressive how EoSD's spell cards all manage to feel unique despite almost all of them being fairly intuitive "dodge RNG stuff" cards.
Joseph Richardson
>>507588770NO U
Parker Garcia
>>507599132There's certainly nothing wrong with such things in a shmup game. Higher quality and what-not is better.What I'm saying, though, is that most people who shit-talk 2hu while praising other shmups do so purely because of difficulty.
Adam Gray
>>507602461Well if tsukumogamis by Japanese folklore are old tools that got possessed when the user stopped using them (probably to make people and specially kids treat their stuff better and make it last a long time). By that logic these tsukumogamis want desperately to be used to by human so they become turbosluts
Jacob Campbell
>>507603454People who shit talk Touhou do so for made up reasons to justify their dislike for popular things.Or possibly because they are used to other styles of shmups and can't play/enjoy Touhou as easily.(Also, not all forms of criticism is shit talk. )
Nolan Nelson
>>507595486Don't think EoSD is any special in movement. If anything, I find the radical difference in movement between characters of MS and PCB more annoying
Evan Scott
Suddenly, Tenko falling from the sky!
Zachary Powell
Reminder - Aya is a credible and trustworthy source
Josiah Cox
>>507602427Sure, but the gameplay itself isn't fun.
Brody Howard
>>507605264
Easton Gomez
How come every bad Touhou thread has a Seija / Nue OP? Or is this just me?
William Lopez
>>507603050Touhou is a good, enjoyable series, Most of the games are fun. EoSD is the least fun. Not awful or anything, though.What part of that's confusing?
Dominic Johnson
>>507605525the Tewi ones are worse
Evan Phillips
>>507605525They're hyper defensive because their waifu is from a weaker entry
Tyler Ortiz
>>507605525But my threads are always great, you're just seething.>>507605754Case in point
Jason Moore
>>507605570Your feelings towards EoSD are confusing, and you are not doing a very good job of elaborating on them.Why do you find it the least fun? It's not that your opinion is wrong, it's just that the thread will be more interesting if you tell us more.
Alexander Price
>>507605959The bullet patterns, mainly. Patchouli's spellcards looked nice, but they operated simply as a more complex form of Rumia and Cirno's (in that you had to do sweeping motions to complete them and what-not). The rest of the spellcards weren't that cool to look at or play against.Especially Sakuya's, which disappoints me the most. Her gimmick is that she can freeze bullets and make them insta-appear, right? But the way it was handled, it was no different than any other type of bullet rain. They might as well have not used a time-stop gimmick in the first place. PoFV incorporated the gimmick a bit better, though, and it's a shame that wasn't how EoSD used theirs.I like danmaku that both looks and feels good, effectively. I simply think EoSD didn't provide that quite as well as other entries had (except maybe Ten Desires).
Jace Clark
>>507605935They're bad, but that's why they're good.
Connor Morales
NOTIS NOTIS NOTIS
Sebastian Morgan
>>507606515I think most stage 5 gimmicks are pretty weak honestly. Sakuya and Youmu are just bullet spam, while Reisen and Seija are big surprise but fairly trivial after getting used to
Wyatt Price
>>507607904Reisen is such a fucking disappointment.Bullet Shifting could be used for really creative and utterly sadistic patterns but instead all it amounts to is lazy back'n'forth movement
Isaiah Phillips
>>507606515Interesting point about Patchy. Which shot is this for? I don't think it's true in general.For Sakuya, I completely agree that her time-stop is just a gimmick. Funny that you mention that danmaku should "feel good". I completely agree, and this is actually part of why I like EoSD so much: with many other Touhou games, I feel that the spell cards are less intuitive, so you have to do some specific practice before it feels good to dodge them, but whenever I replay EoSD, everything just clicks without effort.
Lincoln Lee
>>507607904I'd have to agree with you, there, honestly. Although, Futo's spellcards in Ten Desires were pretty fun and dynamic (even if she's probably the easiest Stage 5 boss). They had lots of cool patterns and such which was nice.Beyond that, I feel like there's generally more interesting spellcards in stage 4 and 6. Sometimes 3, Keine's spellcards were all-around fun.
Charles Allen
>>507586257All of them
Brandon Miller
>>507608167Patchy's lasers, where they sweep at you from the left and right. It honestly feels like Rumia, but stronger. There was also the flaming fire danmaku which she shoots at you.They were cool to look at, but were rather simplistic. My favorite spellcards in EoSD, but not within the series as a whole.
Benjamin Thompson
did anyone try PoFV net play?is it any good?
Nicholas Parker
>>507609627Is it still possible to net play that game?
Cameron Sanchez
fuck the moon
Aaron Thompson
>>507610003with adonis2, yes
Nicholas Robinson
>>507586257DDC or HSiFS.>>507592153Also not a bad choice. A scoring system where you can cap out point item value in stage 3 and dying means an instant reset? Fucking boring.
Camden Reed
>>507610705DDC is the best game thoHSiFS was more fun than WBaWC
Carter Jones
>>507611437DDC has shitty, unfun boss gimmicks and HSiFS has worse problems with glowy bullets and visibility issues.
Lincoln Russell
>>507611639>shitty, unfun boss gimmicksI could say the same about half the series..>HSiFS has worse problems with glowy bullets and visibility issues.Calibrate your monitor
Isaac Kelly
>>507586257The photo games and the fairy games.
Colton Martinez
How we make her popular?
Hudson Morales
>>507612356Turn her into a literal meme, like Rumia or Moko
Gavin Stewart
>>507612474I think is too late for that, if she didn't get a "theme" in her first year then she will hardly get one.
William Gomez
>>507612142Yeah, actually. Why didn't I think of that?
Ayden Jones
>>507611901My monitor is not going to fix all the garbage from the release items and bright ass bullets from half the bosses.If HSiFS modified the release system where you couldn't spam it so often and did away with all the glowy shit ZUN keeps putting into his games lately, it would have been a decent game.
Nicholas Cruz
>>507612356Like this.
Brayden Edwards
>>507612828>glowy shitLooks like danmaku games aren't for you
Brandon Lee
>>507595785Pure gameplay I'd say MoF is worse. Difficulty curve is a step function at Kanako, the continue system make it an even worse problem, only one type of bomb, and I prefer grazing to chaining for scoring
Asher Sanchez
>>507613004I've already LNB'd all the games, and 6-8 do not have this problem. Hardly anyone gives a shit about scoring past IN for a reason.
Adrian Taylor
>>507613191Post your replays
Nathan Gutierrez
>>507613249Two of them are on YT. :^)What do you want to know?
Brayden Turner
>>507612356Take the big mommy type touhous and make them give her milk..
Luke Martinez
>>507613081That's true. However, the fact that you don't move egregiously slow-paced, the danmaku is somewhat pleasantly well-varied (in terms of looks, though) and you actually being able to see your hitbox, makes things more manageable imo.
Jack Sullivan
>>507613249sent ;)
Sebastian James
>>507612356Gift her to the friendly hermit
Julian Wright
>>507613081>grazing to chaining for scoringThe chaining isn't all that interesting either. It's literally press X to deathbomb when there's a lot of items on the screen you can't get, press X to deathbomb during dense nonspells, time certain PoCs correctly, and collect items at max value at the PoC without autocollecting them.Overall, Kanako herself isn't that bad, but VoWG itself is a huge step above everything else.
Ryan Smith
>>507612356Impossible. Nothing about dead babies is funny.
Eli Martin
>>507614049NOOOOOOSHES GOING TO MAKE ME CHINESEI DONT WANT TO BE CHINESEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Samuel Martin
This series has taken its toll on me, bros...
Jason Rodriguez
Charles Brown
>>507616145
Wyatt James
>>507615772Oh god what the fuck ZUN
Jack Thomas
>>507586257lolk
Juan Sullivan
>>507616145*tac*
Leo Torres
>>507606890fuck beasts
Adrian Reyes
could I get the mega torrent pls? I'm on a different computer right now and I don't remember where to look for it, prease understand
Luke Martinez
>>507618123nyaa.si
Grayson Butler
Touhou 2 SoEW
Benjamin Campbell
>>507618123Only if you post Flan lewds
Evan Rivera
>>507618184Yes, thank you very much.You are a gentleman, and a scholar.
Hunter Gray
This was just scanned, why this artist loves to blueball us with his insanely lewd yet "sfw" doujins?
Isaiah Turner
>>507619493Because it sold better, you reading them on sadpanda don't make the artist money
Jonathan Watson