Reminder Now that RLM has cucked out for the second and final time anything RLM is now cuckoldry. Likewise, using RLM as a reference for anything is now invalid. For example, the following is now true:
Using RLM as a basis for your post automatically invalidates your post. Furthermore, because of the audience of RLM in CURRENT YEAR +1, RLM has been for quite a long time and from now on is unequivocally reddit-tier. To admit to liking RLM from this point on means you are outing yourself as reddit and as cancer. If outing yourself as reddit and cancer was part of your plan then congratulations you got yourself caught and good luck on the next step of your master plan. If you need proof that RLM is reddit-tier and therefore pleb-tier, look no further than the reception to their TFA review, where the negative impact has been minimal to negligible. This of course means that RLM is now not only reddit-tier but plebeian-tier.
FAQ No, with provisions. Using RLM reaction images must have no context that suggests it's about RLM itself. For example, using the "get out jew" gif file is still acceptable. However, "That's right Jay," is not. Edits featuring RLM is a grey area. Please use discretion. Similar to the first question, the answer is no with provisions. Such memes must remain independent of RLM. If the source of the meme predates RLM both in popularity and in existence, it is generally okay. For example, Orson-posting is not cancer because the meme was not made popular before its time. The same applies to Sheev-posting. RLM threads are now TGWTG-tier. The same guidelines apply. If you unironically like RLM just as if someone unironically likes TGWTG, you are cancer. Such threads are meant to discuss how cancerous each group of e-celebs are. Autism Yes, in fact you would be less cancerous if it was the other way around. Mike > hightest-Jay > Jessi > power gap > old rich > woke-Beardfat > power gap > misc guests like Len and comic book guy > lowtest-jay > canadians > unenlightened beardfat > power gap > nuRich = Max Landis => AIDSmoby It's treason, then. Yes
I hope this clears everything up for you. And please remember, meme responsibly. The next thing you meme can become real.
Jeremiah Sanders
How bad was the TFA thing? I made it to 28 minutes before I was so bored that I stopped watching.
I honestly thought they did good back in the day, and were getting better with the whole Ghostbusters stuff. What the heck happened?
Tyler Myers
He basically spent 45 minutes rehashing his old arguments, then spent the rest of the time defending the new movie. It's apparently meant to introduce a new generation to star wars, meaning that it needed to essentially be a remake of A New Hope.
Anthony Sullivan
I liked the review, and despite not liking the movie I think it's okay if mike doesn't feel the same way I do about it.
The review wasn't bad, but it was clearly forced because of people asking for it. I will keep using my rlm references and you fags can just keep crying about it
Kayden Ortiz
They were never good to begin with.
Yeah, Insurrection is now top tier kino. You mongoloid.
Go back to >>>/reddit/ so you can base your opinions on wheter they agree or disagree with your favorite/most hated internet sub-celebrities and fuck off.
Chase Flores
He did exactly what everybody but their (allegedly few) remaining fans have seen from a mile right after their first review: they would praise TFA, even if it shit, because they can't really antagonize their Paymetons/Reddit fanbase too much.
I don't think, however, that they got those Mickey Mouse dollars to shill for TFA, since they called out the critics who did; their loyatly is to their progressive, SJW-friendly Reddit audience who is currently giving them 14k every month on Patreon. That's 168k a year, folks, and it has been on a raise for a long time. They don't really need to face the risk of accepting Disney bribes and risk their Reddit "credibility". They can ride this rollercoast for quite some time.
William Harris
the autism
Angel Roberts
"I want BLACKED.COM to direct Star Wars Episode 8, nobody else would have the balls to make a film that satisfies MY tastes and desires."
Aiden Howard
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David Stewart
This
Aiden Fisher
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Thomas Roberts
wtf i hate RLM now
Nicholas Ortiz
They sold out to reddit. Reddit sells out to everyone who can pay up. Therefore they sold out to the (((mouse))) by proxy.
Sebastian Kelly
Let me tell you about Cuckoldry
I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).
So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."
So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.
They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.
Jackson Lee
The problem is the first half of the review isn't about TFA at all, but instead mocking hipsters who suddenly like the prequels and the idea of "ring theory".
The second half where he actually talks about the movie is basically apologizing for the film, asserting that everyone else pointing out how the movie is terrible are "nitpicks" not mentioning the mary sue thing at all, and basically just defending his earlier claims that Abram was the best guy for the job despite covertly admitting (by pointing out the only merchandise moving is based on the original trilogy characters) that the new characters have not really been well received. The black guy alone was enough to make the movie flop in China.
What's got everyone pissed off and calling Mike a cuck are two points towards the very tail end of the review.
1. Mike says no one cares about diversity, that the only ones who care are either people obsessed with it on one side and "fringe weirdos" upset about it on the other side. He doesn't really outright say it's good he just says "Sure if you think it is, then great. Whatever. I don't care." He also makes some really stupid arguments about Lucas being a rich white boy who only made movies featuring white people.
2. And this is what has everyone pissed off, his final argument is that he wanted Finn to fuck Rey. He said he found it weird and jarring how sexless the movie was. How she kisses him on the forehead, and they don't really have any chemistry. He also says he's be fine with Finn fucking Poe as well, and he essentially says with all the talk of diversity it's a cop out that Rey didn't make out with him while he was unconscious. At one point he also claims all the actors are attractive, when they're pretty much universally regarded as ugly.
I understand the gut reaction of "Mike really was upset the white girl didn't fuck the back guy?" but Rey is so ugly and misshapen I seriously put her in the category of the kind of trashy ghetto whore who would only hurt the white gene pool, and is actually only capable of producing even uglier mongrels with her bull, but as a thread posted some time back pointed out the reason she has such a freakish face and never finished puberty is because she has some cooter disease that gives her bad skin and means she can't reproduce. Which more than anything speaks volumes about how fucked Hollywood is that they literally found a deformed girl and thought she would be the perfect Hollywood sex symbol.
Oliver Diaz
Let's be honest for a second
It dosen't take any special talent of any kind to sit in front of a microphone and bitch about the Star Wars prequels for hours, any nerd can do that
If RLM owe their fame to the autistic nitpicking of the prequels, does it mean RLM were ever good to begin with?
John Cook
It's not autistic if you have a self deprecating comedy persona to hide behind!
He also talked about the general Di$ney transition in extremely vague terms. I found it kind of peculiar he called Kennedy by name in the Indy 4 review but not here.
>2. And this is what has everyone pissed off, his final argument is that he wanted Finn to fuck Rey. He said he found it weird and jarring how sexless the movie was. How she kisses him on the forehead, and they don't really have any chemistry. He also says he's be fine with Finn fucking Poe as well, and he essentially says with all the talk of diversity it's a cop out that Rey didn't make out with him while he was unconscious. At one point he also claims all the actors are attractive, when they're pretty much universally regarded as ugly. He must have meant they're all young and Hollywood
Elijah Ortiz
Mods please sticky.
Xavier Reed
Will Kike Cuckaqlsta posting replace Louis Cuck King posting?
Adrian Cook
I also bailed around that time. Boring and not going anywhere.
Sebastian Moore
I watched it all, It is probably their worst review, I didn't like them that much to begin with. They're obviously wrong about TFA, and I have no desire too watch their stuff ever again.
Noah White
Nigger you do realize you're supposed to watch critics because you AGREE with them?
Gavin Fisher
Well, he's not exactly wrong, though it's kind of obvious that in TFA's case, "blackwashing" was in effect as the original concept for the main characters was two white kids.
This is just plain stupid. I don't give two shits about Holla Forums's obsession with black men. But how can he complain about how sexless Star Wars is? That doesn't make any sense. The original Star Wars was hardly that sexy and even Empire Strikes Back, there's like one kiss. It's only in Return of Jedi, that the Slave outfits deliver any real sex appeal and then suddenly we're hanging out with sexless care bears. The Phantom Menace has Padme practically wearing a burka in so many scenes where she either a handmaiden or the queen. Really, the most "sexually charged" film of the entire six film saga is probably Attack of the Clones. Revenge of the Sith just has Anakin paranoid he's getting cucked and that's about it.
Austin Bailey
I'll gun you down, bitch
Charles Diaz
Agree 100%
>>>/reddit/
Benjamin Rogers
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Liam Nelson
I'm rewatching the half in the bag Captain America episode from 2011 and I forgot how comfy this series used to be. Mike actually criticises the political correctness in the film (like missing swastikas and token minorities) though like his Force Awakens review, he still has to note that he's all for diversity and that he's not a racist.
Andrew Stewart
George's VII concepts?
Juan Jackson
Could be, we can't know for sure and Disney will never release George's drafts.
Juan Gomez
He's just mad at Holla Forums making fun of him, and like a teenage son rebelling against his racist right-wing father, he's striking out against racism. Unfortunately, I don't think he'll grow out of it.
Anthony Morales
but you grow out of racism, not into it
John Cooper
Not really but you can lie to yourself & present a convincing non-racist front.
Anthony Williams
He's giving Louis Cuck King a run for his money. The OC just needs to be made. Try beating this image.
Red Letter Media's Episode 7 review
Cameron Robinson
This is the most Holla Forums thing I've ever seen
Blake Parker
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Angel Wood
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Owen Turner
Where did it all go right?
Ian Bell
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Ayden Morris
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Logan Long
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Carter Myers
Freech, could you just give it a break for once?
Daniel Green
Mike went corporate. When you get $100k a year from patreon donations you have to hide your power level.
Shame really. Well just another piece of evidence that money corrupts
Sebastian Murphy
It's the opposite, when you grow up or get unfortunate your realize the progressive liberals were selling you a crock of shit in school. Racism is what happens when you grow up and stop dwelling in cotton candy fantasy land and smell the ashes.
Carter Davis
This really got me. My sides will never be the same.
Cameron Fisher
Guys, I'm totally behind the idea that Mike deserves a ton of shit for arguing that TFA needed Finn to fuck Rey, but could we maybe leave Jessi out of it?
Unless there's some evidence she made Mike make that argument, she's totally innocent in all this, and if some redditors talking about her feet creeped her out enough to put her off appearing in any more videos ever, seeing shit like this probably has her in tears. Which I'd be fine with if she'd ever done anything remotely cunty, but the closest she's ever come to saying anything political was calling a pregnant work out video "feminist bullshit" in an early Best of the Worst.
Brandon Cooper
What a joke
Adam Reed
Mods sticky pls
Asher Martin
Yeah, but it's pretty sad because the same liberals telling kids that race isn't real know what they're saying is completely bullshit deep down.
James Gray
I don't think Jessi is a regular here.
Austin Parker
I doubt she was a redditor either, but whatever she saw there was enough to get her to swear off being in front of the camera. Think we'll ever see her again if she sees one of these pictures?
Austin Davis
She's asking for it tbh.
Luis Cox
It's a BULL you fucking cuck.
They're black BULLS
Daniel Diaz
Look, I just want to see a black dick in her.
Robert Cooper
literally fifteen
Jason Gomez
When will Hitler save us from the cucks?
Landon Martinez
What did they do this time?
Zachary Collins
What is RLM?
Benjamin Gomez
t. seventeen year old liberal dweeb
Adrian Peterson
Hi CTR
Anthony Morales
Remember, let's not trigger OP with any more RLM. This is his safe space, and we are to respect that. ( ◕‿◕✿)
Charles Ross
By your logic literally everyone on Holla Forums is CTR
Adrian Perez
People keep saying the internet scared her off but I've seen not one scrap of fucking evidence to support this. I have, however, seen AIDSMoby and Rich say that she's busy and will be back, so maybe she's just fucking busy with her music or work?
Brody Russell
who died and made you king of Holla Forums, faggot?
Ayden Carter
Please take your normalfag shit back to social media.
Bentley Rogers
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Luis Williams
have mercy on my sides thanks user, i needed that.
