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Great, a thread for various factions to signal against one another.

The Imperials really stepped up their brutality in their efforts to subdue the Stormcloak Uprising.

FTFY

lel

i signaled my faction to your mom if you catch my drift

MMMUUUUAAAAGGGHHH THE ENLIGHTENMENT

Christ didn't carry the cross himself. It was Simon of Cyrene, some guy the Romans just grabbed off the street.

I thought Christ carried it up to a point he could no longer physically hold it, and then Simon volunteered to carry it the rest of the way?

FUCKING NERDS

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Simon was forced to carry it. He didn't volunteer.

mommy just ran a bath for you, shouldn't you get in? You're not going to get any good boy points if you don't.

SAYS THE FAGGOT WHO CANNOT REDTEXT

dawkins already disproved christianity, get educated retards

But Dawkins created 'meme' and can be said to be the Meme God. Now if God doesn't exist, how come Dawkins exists?

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Alright, let's continue OP's story

I guess fedoras are the new boogeyman of Holla Forums cause you're signaling against a Christian, bud. I made this post:

do you think jesus hated niggers???

>a clip of the Big Bang happening
>camera pans over a desert with three wise magi following a star

I dunno. The gospels never mentioned anything about black people from what I remember.

What did he mean by this?

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Old Testament mentioned Nubians, as far as I'm aware, but New Testament was kinda quiet on the darkies.

Gospels are in the new testament which is what I was referring to but yeah.

Meme magic, obviously

What are you trying to say?

There is no god but Kek, and Dawkins is his prophet.

There's a guy in the Book of Acts named Simon Niger, literally Simon Nigger.

We are all niggers in the eyes of jesus

Especially you though, youre at least a double nigger

It would need to play during the birth scene while slowly zooming in on Joseph's face.

That would be hilariously blasphemous

>this stupid cuck can't even redtext

Your lack of dubs confirms only doubt.

Fictional event you mean. Might as well prostrate yourself before Santa and the Tooth fairy otherwise.

Pretending the Talmed isn't just another part of the same fanficiton.

Good monkey.

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Who started this record scratch-freeze into big bang/being born joke?
Legit question, I've seen it over a mirrion times

ur mom, she got the idea of the big bang I gave her

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I'm trying to say that I was referring to the new testament where it barely mentions black people. But I was also agreeing with the other anons statement.

*tips fedora*

This is bait, and from the looks of it >>506828, it worked.

Where did this actual meme come from?
I remember Goodfellas doing something like this.
First scene is from the middle of the timeline, but I think these particular lines comes from a newer movie.

the only newer film that did this in recent years was Deadpool I think.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/record-scratch-freeze-frame

thank you user.

So not only is it a cliche, but OP's thread is just a retweet almost an year ago. OP once again proves that he can't stop sucking dicks.

Ah ok. I really wanted to know where the trope came from though.

Oh it was "Look who's talking" I suppose.

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