You’re At The Opera And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend’s Ass

You’re At The Opera And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend’s Ass

What do you do?

I AM. THE BULL.

Respond To Him With Each Word's First Letter Capitalized

It's treason, then.

FLYING SPIN ATTACK

Messe immediately give emergency powahs to the Supreme Chancellor!

DELLOW
FELEGATES

The Republic really deserved the Empire tbh.

EEEUUUAAAARRRURRRAAERGH

Why didn't Sheev use two blades against Mace Dindu?

Thank him and say SHEEV DID NOTHING WRONG.

Whip out my dick and fuck that juicy cunt on his forehead.

Intergalactic cuckoldry, you say? The Republic did nothing wrong!

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I show him my
UUUUUNLIIIIIMITEEEEEED POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEER

become his apprentice and kill younglings

I think he was fucking with him.

Those younglings ain't gonna kill themselves.

Do you think they tried to "fight" back, with those little training sabers, or did they just try to hide/beg for mercy?

I don't think he knew it to begin with, what luck that Anakin was a retard and even killed his own wife. Sheev wasn't some mastermind, it was just that everyone around him was a fucking retard.

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Get to higher ground.

Eh, the Pelagius book explains that Darth Pelagius knew how to "convince" the force to create life, never to keep someone from dying. He never taught Palpatine the technique, and after the "great experiment" resulted in nothing but an echo in the force (in reality the creation of Anakin), Palpatine was convinced that Pelagius didn't know jack shit, so murdered his ass.

Shiv Sheev.

lol

Should've been set to rave music