What's that movie genre you really can't stand no matter what?

even the 80's ones you don't like?

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Old sci-fi. It is supposed to be the future, but it is so full of white people. That is why it is so important to reboot as much as possible. The work on the mistakes of the past.

Fantasy is something I also hate, because it is usually just an excuse for white male power fantasies.

Liberal guilt trip movies like this shit.

Erotic thrillers. It's like the director is a degenerate who wants to make a porno but is too much of a pussy faggot.

that's because it's photoshopped, google emma watson she doesn't look like that

that picture of her is 100% real and hasn't been touched.

Agreed on the zombie shit. They all hve the same basic plot line.

12 Years a Slave is another bad one. But I can't hate all because Django Unchained was bretty gud.

Musical

Holy shiet, this genre is the only genre that was truly never good.

Telling a story by forcing actors to sing awkward lyrics with shit musics and incoherent pacing to the rest of the film, the person responsible for putting musical in cinema deserve to have his/her vital organs removed with out anesthesia.

Anything with oxymorons in it.

Like intelligent nigs.

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12 years a slave had some watchable parts even if it was pretty bad overall

quite the contrast to django which isn't watchable at all

None of them are good. I don't think they should be considered movies in that they are nothing more than propaganda pieces created to insight more hate against white people.

Romantic comedies become horror movies after you become red pilled on women.

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anything involving zombies is trash for low-IQ plebeians in the videogame hobby too.

maybe zombies are good in books? i dunno, at this point it seems like a shit concept regardless of the medium.

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Anything with vampires is absolute shit. Som exceptions exist, but generally for vampires = shit.

neither did billy mays, but he did, every single time.

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No zombies are never good, no matter the media.

Punctuation is important, you just said that any form of media without zombies is bad

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Modern horror.
Holy shit they are so bland and low quality.
Bonus shitty points if you have some mad banter, usually written by a tumblr-whale that's just dumb.
I guess you can add thrillers into the same category. Especially movies that are supposedly clever, like Shutter Island. Where the director is free to choose what to include or not, only to "blow your mind" when it wasn't as it seemed. It's the equivalent of a high school essay ending with "and then he woke up and it was all a dream" when you reach the needed amount of words/lines for your hand-in.

I can add movies that are obviously black-washed, that portray "gangster-culture" as some hip alternative to "white culture" , only to have their lives ruined by racist police.
That the police and peaceful people are supposed to understand that threatening someone with a gun is just a prank. Or taking someones phone, running around the corner is just some sick joke where they intend to return it because they have this fancy-ass Youtube-channel or some piece of shit.

Add in "based on a true story". It's not impressive, it's not true, and it's not based. It is more of an excuse to say "oh, that could totally happen to me" when it fucking sucks.

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Louis C.K. walks on stage. The crowd becomes energetic just at the sight of him. It is made up of mostly white middle class americans. He is filming a special tonight called "White Males-Who needs them?"

This single utterance is enough to send uncontrollable snickers throughout the audience as they all brace themselves for whats coming

A roar of laughter emenates immediately, the loudest ones of all are the male audience members. Several of the women slip there fingers into the wetness between their thighs and begin to masturbate

The laughter begins to sound like screaming as the smell of bodily fluids and and sweat fill the auditorium. Many men are doubled over, there vocal cords to the point of tearing from the constant grating due to there uncontrollable laughter. In one corner, several men have begun voluntarily castrating themselves and piling there white genitalia in a pile. Almost all the women have degenerated into an animalistic state of aggression of lust. They begin to humiliate and mutilate the men, who all willingly take there punishment

The auditorium doors are ripped apart as a horde of muscular black men rush inside many wearing no more than grass skirts and snapbacks with Stars of David embroidered on them. The frantic scene turns into what can no more than be described as an orgy of violence. White women leap onto the black mens erect penises, while the blacks start to rap Zulu chants. The white men all watch delighted, until they bow down to there negro gods. Louis CK was last seen leaping into the audience, squeeling

anything from victorian-era england, about posh wealthy "proper" noblemen (noblepeople?). shit like pride and prejudice, black butler, anything like that. i can't pinpoint why i hate them, its the way they talk, or the way they act, something about it infuriates me.

exceptions are the elephant man, phantom of the opera (i don't care if it makes me a faggot, i like that movie anyway).

maybe its the upper class snobbery?

that's a broad way to put it, yes

I have no idea what's wrong with me

I like Shutter Island, but trying to hide the fact the main character was a mental patient yet making him go through vivid hallucinations was weird

I said I only like a few. The bad outweigh the good. The genre itself is garbage.

I was talking about me

I keep looking for new ones and I watch some shit ones that I recognize as shit but still watch anyway

oh sorry about that user I thought you were insulting me.

I hate zombie movies that do not take the piss. Zombies are only good for comedy.

Horror movies bore the shit out of me too. They also use sound effects that are just straight up annoying, like the high pitched ear ringing. If you put that in your movie and it lasts longer than 2 seconds, fuck you.

Also any action movie with a female protagonist. They write action women so shallow it's like the same character in all of them and she was boring the first time.

There's a word for people like you: homosexual.

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the Victorian era has the potential for some interesting movie settings. Zulu is technically a "Victorian era" movie for example but so few movies exist about the interesting stuff that happened back then

I think this was the last Disney cartoon I actually liked

Any sports movie that isn't Mean Machine.