Badasses

Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days

ITT: post badasses

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He doesn't look very badass.

Uh he's the first human in a thousand years to take down a white walker.

keep on rollin rollin rollin rollin

He's killed a white walker, you know.
plus he slays pussy

literally me

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They keep trying to make Van Helsing edgy, and it's never even half as cool as Peter Cushing was as a normal looking middle aged professor. Look at this motherfucker. He's awesome.

He couldn't, because he's a cartoon

Alucard got his boipucci raped himself

Its "post badasses" not "post fatasses"

You have to be 18+ to use this board.

agreed Cushing was awesome.

"badass", not "bad ass"

she needs to do more squats.

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A badass only works when there's some sort of sense of internal logic and punishment for mistakes in a given world. More importantly a badass needs to feel like a normal person who can kick ass through their cheer audacity and courage. Unfortunately, Hellsing is too fucking stupid and Alucard too overpowered to fit the bill.

wat a fag

Why is he so fucking cute?

butthurt gay with aids detected

This weasel looking nigger wants to help GRIDS patients spread their disease. Fuck him.

Sounds pretty based to me.

No, retard, faggots prey on straight nu-males who want to "experiment", and then those nu-males spread it to basic bitches, then those basic bitches spread it to alphas, then those alphas spread it everywhere.

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Don't you have some guac to make?

Don't you have a some trap wife to suck off?

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kek

I'd hit it with a metal baseball bat upside the head.