ITT: characters who are literally you

I'm Ultron, but made of flesh instead of metal.

I wish a sweet end for mankind, and I wish for a more evolved lifeform to take its place as dominant species on Earth.

I also love meteors and quipping.

Fuck you.

Typical of humans.
Petty hatred over nothing.

I like to think of myself as a combination of all three.

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this template has never been funny tbh fam

kill yourself, 4cuck

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

smh tbh fam

I think you mean "gay".

That's what he said

I'm literally Butters

How do all the cucks end up on Holla Forums?

except i'm spooky skeleton mode instead of fatass mode

Smart, capitalistic, and with a wicked sense of style for executing communists.

Humorous mentalist, with a wicked sense of irony.

tall, amazing body, huge cock and white girls love me.

literally me

I want you to fuck my wife.

I want you to fuck me whIle my husband watches

Wow, that is EXACTLY how I would describe Jimmy Olsen.

I knew Eru according to his measure, I love order and industriousness, and I was instrumental in the downfall of Numenor

I personally never studied under Aule, but its pretty fucking close to me

I'm an educated nigger

so you know that we were kings

i had forgotten about this retarded fucking character and now my day is ruined

White devil detected

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I am a fucking bitch.

What's a character that stays in his room 23 hours a day posting anime on a shitboard and only leaves to take exams that he nearly fails?

Just so long as you're cute.

Fixed

Rich Evans pls go.

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Hey at least he started working at a successful firm now.

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If only I had the book

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This completely, I'm not even memeing.

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Who would you kill 1st?

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