Why aren't you making short films?

why aren't you making short films?

don't have the equipment or the budget tbh

Same.

son of a bitch, that was a flawless 9/10

Like so?

I am sexually attracted to midget women.

Because I would make long ones.

I lack the people to do it with and I'm more of a writer than a director.

everything from the tits up is a solid 9

if only she wasn't disproportionate

I prefer to smugly shit on others hard work tbh

fucking so much time spent doing it! getting someone to actually be in it is embarrassing.I couldn't care less about budget, it's easy to get students to be in them. when I release them no one really cares, I have no idea how to advertise.

What tits, my homo?

The disproportion is what makes midget girls great.

Because I picked up mein kampf and all the people I know who are into this thing ostracized me and want nothing to do with "That Nazi" anymore.

i remember some time ago i saw a /lit/ user do a 3 minute short film of himself simply turning off his computer, grabbing the keys, heading out the door, walking away from civilization - all to the bgmusic of ecstasy of gold

can't find it. think it was titled 'books'.

tl;dr- small is fine.

Midget porn is just weird, looks so fucky.

Holla Forums is socially retarded, what a surprise.

wait was that John Cena?

ikr! books are stupid! xxDDD

No that was The Prototype, a cyborg that competed in WWE's then developmental brand, OVW.

You have to go back.

Holla Forums can't into social

ikr what an autistic retard typical Holla Forums LMAO XDDDDDD

Holla Forums can't into social x2

literally reddit like omg downvoted

Where did I say that? Do you not read comments before replying to them? Are you literally retarded?

Holla Forums can't into social x3

I'm sure your 'friends' wanted to stop talking to you long before you started reading mien kampf in front of them and expected them not to be normalfags about it.

If you're the kind of faggot that feels like you have to read in public to virtue signal your vast intelligence, then my condolences for your sociopathy.

Reading, like most activities that involve self improvement, are best done in solitude. Especially in regards to subversive literature, its read not to cite it as a source but to use the ideas therein to inspire other's curiosity. The fact that you have to be clued in to this reveals just how ignorant you and your ilk are. But that's obvious at this point, isn't it?

4minutes

I thought that said "tropefest" at first
gonna go hang myself now

The other guy is the one reading in public, retard.

A little over the top, but ultimately pretty great.

Why should I?

you mean like filming my wife taking BBC?

wew

have i been tuning out, or have asians stopped taking over youtube

white men simply cannot compete

post short films

that was pretty funny user.

dude you gotta learn to write better filenames. that one doesn't even make sense.