Would this scene have improved the film?

what?

Normies are degenarate

Would you let her bring you cupcakes, Holla Forums?

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Not with that needledicked cumskin on the bottom.

Now, a deliciously hung, horse-dicked black bull, on the other hand. That would have definitely improved the film.

Go away Louis

the shirt really ties the scene together.

Sometimes small tits are nice

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degeneracy is a subjective term with no real basis in reality.

Honestly, this is why I can never get into any of these "XXX Parody" videos. I don't know if has to do with the companies or what, but they always pull out their absolute garbage tier actresses for them. It's always either "bland average girl with small tits" or "aged girl with disgusting abs in her 40's pulled off the set of a milf video with horrendous fake tits."

Why aren't they making these videos with Siri Suxx, Gianna Michaels, Bella Blaze, Wendy Starr, Ana, Anna Martinez, Aiden Layne, Cassandra Calogera, Haley Cummings, Tina Holly, Naomi Clark, Zophia Myaw, Alexis May, Hanna Hilton, Shionne Cooper, Rayveness, Christy Marks, Mandy May, etc. You get the idea. I know some of the girls I named are retired, but I was just naming some off the top of my head.

Even among the pretty petite ones, they pretty much never get hired. On the off-chance they do get hired, the scene is inexplicably complete shit. You know Lexi Belle did a Harley Quinn scene? Don't look it up, it's genuinely the worst scene she's ever done. They got her a cheap Halloween store costume, applied no make up, did no POV shots, then spent way too much effort making the Joker's make up look distractingly ugly and decided to end the video with a fucking trope they stopped using over a decade ago, they cut to his fucking face before the money shot. It's like 30 fucking seconds of him grunting and moaning and going "Eat my evil clown cum! Ooooaaagghhh!"

Now you may be able to point out one or two exceptions, but they're still always sandwiched in shit. They made a Ghostbusters parody years ago with Gianna Michaels as one of the ghostbusters, then teamed her up with a couple older girls with horrible implants. It's like eating a chef prepared by a world-class chef, served on a plate of broken glass. There's a Star Trek porn parody where they get April O'Neal to play Troi, but her scenes are sandwiched between wall-to-wall uggos. Bobbi Starr was in one, I thought "That could be good, I like her. She's cool." but then who did they have her play? Fucking Velma. They cast a skinny actress that's over 6 feet tall with B cups in the role of a character known as being short, chubby and busty. Do you even WANT my money?

Subjective is a baseless term with no use in reality.

anyone who actually watches or faps to porn parodies or porn with plot in general is a normalfaggot, and normies have no taste in anything, porn included

lecter pls go

dunno is it a budget thing? I know lexi bell did the batman parody, which was about the only thing I enjoyed

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Maybe if she were riding a BBC

Sadly the importance of dubs is fading in chan culture. I've seen trips, even quads go unchecked.
What a time to be alive…

Is Will Smith BBC?

this cumskin knows what's up

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0/10

He looks like he would be a better Deadshot then Will Smith.

>>>/sudo/

>>>/triggered/

>>>/homosuck/

good god. i can understand missing the occasional dubs, but trips and quads were always something to be celebrated.

>>>/normalfag/

Yep.

>>>Holla Forums

Does Sasha Grey deserve the credit for bringing pussy hair back to porn?

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If by credit you mean blame. Cunt hair is gross.

Kiddie-fiddler detected.
A well-trimmed bush is sexy.

Riley is so fucking sexy, I wish she didn't fuck niggers.

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the actrees in the movie doesnt even come close to Riley, so im not sure

full thing lads

yespornplease.com/view/251489093

Is this 4chan or Holla Forums?

She looks like she has some Mexican and Jew in her, so no.
I'd fetch my own cupcakes.

Man, I've been watching porn for more than 15 years and I couldn't name even 3 porn """stars""" in general, much less off the top of my head.

How's it feel to be more of a meme than the memes you've been trying to force for almost a year?

Oh no, what do we have here?

You know what porn sounds like

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are you imitating Holly Michaels or my ex-wife

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Read her AMA.
She is no longer sexy afterwards.

I don't care about her opinions. I am just saying that she is objectively sexy, based on her looks alone. The fact that she does multiracial porn is a bit of a turn off but I will still fap to her regardless. She is a fucking pornstar, nothing more. It's not like she's my gf or anything.

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I just want to have fun!

I think this is shopped, not sure.

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Small titts are useless. It's like a pants without pocket, you don't know where to put your hands

man I don't even know where to start with your post but I think you need to lay off the porn

Let me guess. You supported Sanders.

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nothing could have improved that shit film tbh

You.

you mean subjectively you autistic kike
I don't find her even remotely attractive, never fapped to her and never even open a video if she's in it

Up her ass you normalfag.

Looks like she has alcohol fetal syndrome tbh

Normalfags with normalfag taste detected. kys.

That's wrong and you know it nigger.

Those cupcakes look like shit.
I'm a way better baker than she is. It looks like she didn't even make that icing herself.

The only thing I know is that your opinions and garbage have a lot in common.

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Why don't these brazzers fucks ever use makeup? Saw the same lack of makeup for widow in the overwatch parody

That's an opinion.

Not to mention that clothing is incredibly unsanitary for a kitchen environment. Shameful.