Basically, if you treat social interactions in the show like fights, you can rank characters like you would superheroes in a normal powerlevel thread.
I personally think it was pic related, he annihilated Jerry and Elaine and wasn't even trying. There was also the hit&run girl that Jerry was with, but she's not nearly on the doorman's level.
Ian Cooper
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Adrian Gray
But user, Jerry is one of the good jews.
Easton Torres
I thought that they're all jews
Joshua Scott
Tim Whatley.
I do agree, the doorman was tough, but he was like a secret boss that you didn't have to encounter if you didn't want to. Tim shows up again and again and fucks with the crew. He even has a network of dentists who all hate Jerry for being an anti-dentite.
Luke Kelly
You're right, I don't think Tim was ever bested.
The only instance that might count was when Elaine couldn't hear and accidentally rejected him.
Also, this is the objectively correct protagonist power ranking
-Opposite George
-Kramer
-George -Jerry -Elaine
Newman
Nathaniel Stewart
Where does Sexless George sit on the rankings?
Jayden Ward
Sexless George is a hard one to categorize, he has extremely high intelligence but failed a number of times, like his stats constantly keep moving from god-tier to shit-tier.
Overall I'd rank him at high tier since he was able to sleep with the waitress.
Evan Campbell
Also here are some honorable mentions I'd put in high tier.
The cook at Monk's is in god tier.
Charles Hernandez
The Honourable Arthur Vandelay
Andrew Baker
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Jace Ross
I meant the actual Judge Vandelay. The one who finally put them all away for a year
Dylan Cook
now I want to watch some.Seinfeld
Jack Sanders
Elaine's father. The actor was so fucking scary they never asked him back. It comes through in the episode.
No one fucks with him.
Nathan Nelson
George getting a song stuck in his head seems like a delayed victory.
Charles Thomas
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Nicholas Hill
He got so fucked up by Elaine he died on a greenpeace expedition.
Jeremiah Fisher
The Library Cop was very powerful. The old man with the Haitian maid was also up there.
Nathaniel Harris
Airline food because it never lets Jerry figure out what the deal with it is
Christopher Powell
Was he autistic?
Henry Baker
Crazy Joe Davola
Austin Walker
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Aiden Powell
Probably, yes
Brody Cook
>>>/oven/
Samuel Sullivan
Why isn't she flattered?
Logan Gomez
This guy.
Isaiah Martin
this he pretty much got away with whatever shenanigan he did, and always looked right for doing it not to mention he successfully unfucked his business after elaine ruind everything
Landon Jenkins
He's the man.
Connor Gray
Calm down, Moishe.
Hunter Phillips
Peterman was awesome. But George got him with 'bosco.'
Mason Jackson
I'd argue that george lost that encounter.
Julian Murphy
I can't contend this. The guy became a warlord poet and then unfucked his old business. Elaine ate his cake, but he was so powerful that he could show mercy to her and let the cake punish her. But, he did get screwed on his golf clubs and took it at face value. Then there's the whole bosco ordeal too.
Andrew Russell
So the question remains: Could Peterman beat opposite George?
Jackson Walker
The Puerto Ricans.
Brandon Stewart
Why did you even try?
Landon Cook
Peterman has natural charisma, but opposite George has opposite George. I think oG wins by default.
Luke Evans
Peterman is like a fully levelled, optimized character with maxed-out stats.
Opposite George is basically Costanza turning cheats on.
Grayson Campbell
The book never gets returned, I'm pretty sure Jerry just abandons the situation once they realise who is in ownership of the book too.
Nathaniel Walker
Peterman would probably just end up hiring Opposite George after recognising the talents and skills he displays. That's his technical victory by getting him under his employ. Then it's up to Opposite George to either succeed him in control of the company or regress to Regular/Summer George and fuck it all up.
Andrew Martin
Peterman's mom died uttering George's PIN as her final words. Peterman spent days trying to determine what it was, only to find out at the end it was just George's password.
I guess it was really two losses.
Aiden Scott
Opposite George could probably take the company from Peterman.
Angel Bennett
Jerry pays the Library back after he realises that George lost the book.
Carter Smith
Bernie Sanders
Luke Roberts
You mean Larry David?
Eli Morgan
Jesus, your post smells of faggotry.
Cooper Lopez
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Anthony Jones
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Adam Gray
At least it's not redditpol shitposting
Alexander King
Dont mock the cucks they cant handle banter
Jeremiah Scott
You can also leave >>>/ovens/
Juan Smith
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Carson Hughes
I don't think an armoire can be a character
Bentley Hernandez
But them Peterman publishes in the catalogue that George killed his mom.