Does anyone have the Rifftrax for Big Trouble in Little China and if it's any good could you upload it?

Does anyone have the Rifftrax for Big Trouble in Little China and if it's any good could you upload it?

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MST3K are pretty much goons now, which makes sense with them raiding this board constantly. Also Big Trouble in Little China was a very good movie. Fuck those morons for thinking it needed a comedic commentary to poke fun at it. Pretty much shows their gimmick has jumped the shark.

Hating rifftrax?

Mike is literally an out in the open Republican voter. Google it.

The faggot Joel tried to rival Rifftrax with Cinematic Titanic and it bombed hard. So he waited a few years and the emptiness of his life, while watching Mike's Rifftrax succeed at the national level (they were live streaming in actual movie theaters) ate his soul to teh point that he used the MST3K brand name, which Mike had kept alive, to finagle himself into getting kickstarter donations.

Oh, if only they knew, he basically did a MST3k revival already (cinematic titanic) and it fucking bombed.

Now, abusing his brand name, he has created a fucking MST3SJW.

Patton Oswalt and other extreme liberal hollywood faggots are on board.

Just look at Patton oswalt's twitter feed if you don't know about this guy
twitter.com/pattonoswalt

As an mst3k and rifftrax fan for more than a decade, this whole revival of Joel has left such a bad taste in my mouth that I don't watch old mst3k or rifftrax anymore. I can't stand to think of them. I hope they get destroyed by user raids when their cucktastic faggot sjwMST3K comes out on netflix

You never sees to amaze me, Holla Forums.

I was 19 once, online with a bunch of people 25-35. I honestly don't blame you, I know the feeling.

Just ignore this shit and let the old people nostalgically circle jerk.

gas yourself

so, anyone have the rifftrax for it?
it sucks to see how off track this thread got.

I'm just happy that Mike is having nothing to do with it. I always liked him more anyways. Seemed like a genuinely good guy.

ill look tomorrow but I doubt it

Joel seems like a smug creep. Always did. It's a bummer to hear that Bill and Kevin are going to be going to MST3SJW

I was signed on to the rifftrax email due to having an account and they spammed all these messages about
-reunion episodes with the old mst3k crew
-buy old mst3k episiodes from rifftrax

and other weird shit. It had this vibe of them trying to make good to keep up appearances. I can't fucking stand any of them anymore. I blame Joel for all of it

It is genuinely not funny.

I've never understood why people like these retards making unfunny jokes over movies meme
It's these fags got tired of getting beat up at movie theaters cause they wouldn't stop talking over the film so now they just do it at home and all the losers who do the same thing watch them
Shut your worthless hole when you're watching a film, nothing of value is going to come out of it.

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'

Stay mad you miserable humourless faggot.

It made sense when it was z-movie crap with 2 dollar budgets you would never watch anyways. Now that they're doing famous movies, I have no idea what the fucking point is.

Hey remember when the internet was so new it was barely ever called "the internet"? And only the actual nerds could use it? And we mostly talked about four things: our computers, porn, star trek, and mst3k? Haha no of course you don't, you're maybe 20 years old tops, and think everything you don't like is "reddit" or "liberal" or jewish or some stupid fucking thing.
Now normalfags rule the roost. Normalfags so pathetic they can't even talk about comedy without trying desperately to inject their personal dumbfuck politics into it. Can't enjoy a comedy skit because "BAAAWWW IT HAD ONE O' THEM NEGROS IN IT DAS RACISS AGAINST WHITES". It must be so sad, to be unable to at least laugh while the world burns around us.

Cinematic Titanic is very strong evidence that Joel's revival will suck, he had fucking Frank & Trace but couldn't write solid jokes, Mike wins the eternal debate, at long last. Give Mike the fucking Sampo.


Gotta agree here. I get my rifftrax for free but I don't even bother with the riffed "good" movies any more. Go for capeshit, sword & sorcery, and bad old sci-fi.

its like I would enjoy rifftrax more if they inserted the silhouettes and i dont know why that is. anybody else?

Being just audio files allows them to do any movie, that's the whole point

I kinda feel that way but I wonder if it's just nostalgia. Like maybe they aren't as funny as they used to be, or maybe my sense of humor has changed as I've aged.

Any particular rifftrax worth listening too?

they did one on louis that was pretty good. i think it was the episode where he goes to the interracial breeding grounds.

so that's a no?

the Room and Alien were both really good.

it's 'cease', faggot.

Actually it's spelled bait

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in no particular order

Hawk the Slayer
Sword & the Sorcerer
The Magic Sword
Supersonic Man
Batman & Robin
Battlefield Earth
Bloody Pit of Horror
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
MEGAforce
Warriors of the Wasteland
Super Mario Bros

The LOTR trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, and Harry Potter series are worth watching if you like those movies, although I admit that HP is a slog, with 8 films. The riffers actually don't hate them and they make plenty of in-jokes, especially in LOTR, it's fucking full of jokes you won't get unless you read the Silmarillion.