What went wrong? Were they not excellent to themselves?
What went wrong? Were they not excellent to themselves?
Tyler Ramirez
Dylan Watson
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Dominic Young
Keanu got JUSTed not by alimony but by God. Somehow he managed to avoid the JUSTice league.
Robert Howard
Keanu still looks great, he's like what, 90
Christopher Hernandez
Alex Winter did not age well. Keanu looks like he could slap on a wig and reprise his role on the spot.
Jason Bailey
keanu looks alright for an 800 year old demigod
Easton Davis
He's immortal
Luke Lewis
Time machines don't actually exist
and neither of them look that bad for being in their 50s, Keanu especially
Eli Stewart
step it up nigger
Camden Perez
Bitch please
I've got the rarest Keanu
Gabriel Hughes
pfffff, plebes
Charles Cox
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Jeremiah Morgan
Quit pushing this meme Keanu, you're old and obsolete.
Hunter Butler
Literally 2016.
Go away Brendan, you're not gonna pull Keanu into your Justhole.
Samuel Gomez
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Easton Allen
Your career is dying and it's funny.
Jeremiah Davis
It's okay Brendan. I don't blame you for lashing out at Keanu. Maybe he'll offer you a tie in John Wick 2 to help you out.
Eli Morales
Keep deluding yourself, you're the next Steven Segal, Keanu.
Brandon Price
Go compare our imdb pages Brendan. They didn't even call you back for another Mummy. They didn't even give you cameo. And it would have paid your electricity bills too.
Justin Walker
I'm sure the whole world will remember your performance as "Tex" in "Swedish Dicks".
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jacob Nguyen
John Wick was p good, I think I might watch it with my dad. It didn't have any bullshit romance subplot which was nice.
Nicholas Hall
It was shit, you are shit, your dad is shit and Keanu Reeves is shit.
Ryder Butler
no u
Brayden Jackson
Exactly what shit would say.
Luis Jenkins
They will remember me as a guy with all the work and money and you're getting
Josiah Carter
The subject is Keanu Reeves, bud.
Nathan Rogers
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Adam Jenkins
Okay, Brendan
Nolan Hill
Is comparing your career to Brendan Fraser's the only way you can feel better about your fading star, Keanu? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Jacob Rogers
The dude had it rough and didn't turn into a hippy faggot, user
Isaac Lopez
Is that a baby chicken? How have I never noticed it?
John Parker
He narrated for a global warming documentary.
Parker Gutierrez
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Easton Smith
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Henry Wright
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Gabriel Jackson
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Brody Watson
Watched that movie recently. It was much better than I remember it being. The one thing I hate is that everyone attributes the character he plays here as how he really acts in his other movies.
Brayden Scott
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Wyatt Rogers
SAN DIMAS TIME
Nolan Bell
Tranny loving fags aren't hippies?