What went wrong? Were they not excellent to themselves?

What went wrong? Were they not excellent to themselves?

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Keanu got JUSTed not by alimony but by God. Somehow he managed to avoid the JUSTice league.

Keanu still looks great, he's like what, 90

Alex Winter did not age well. Keanu looks like he could slap on a wig and reprise his role on the spot.

keanu looks alright for an 800 year old demigod

He's immortal

Time machines don't actually exist
and neither of them look that bad for being in their 50s, Keanu especially

step it up nigger

Bitch please
I've got the rarest Keanu