Jew-fu

Jew-fu.

Is there hope she won't turn into a screeching hook-nosed shekel-clawing harpy in 20 to 30 years time?

She looks Sephardi, so there's a chance she'll age gracefully.

It's the ashkenazi Jewesses that age like milk. At some point in their mid-30s they start a process in which all their typical jewish features (hook nose, small ass, etc) become more prominent.

I call it Edelsteinization.

HOWEVER, there's nothing like fucking a hot Jewish woman in her prime.

Eating a garbage bag full of boiling feces is likely a similar experience

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hoht

With modern plastic surgery, yes.

In the future Jews will clone goy chimeras for plastic surgery transplants, to better assume human form

Alison Brie is best jewfu. Too bad she's a total slut.

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She reminds me of Shae the funny whore.

this threads making me horny

posting prime jewish stock right here

Thanks asshole, now someones going to post the refrigerator taking a shower pic. She's also fucking annoying.


Portman is best Oven-Waifu.

They all do. There is no exception to this rule. Some take longer than others.

MUUAAAH THE FRIDGE

Who in their right mind puts fridgerators in the shower? That's like taking your freezer to a car wash.

Appropriate. You could have spoiler'd you Cunt.

Being Jewish is the only instance in where "Muh Genetics" is actually a viable defense.

Is this a new meme? I don't understand.

She's a 9/10 I admit, but she's my 9/10.

Abbos too.

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How did you get this picture of sarah silverman?

Converts don't count, and Ivanka is more plastic than woman

How long has this existed?

You know the irony is since being Jewish is determined by the mother her kids won't be chosen.

What if I told you that I have photographic evidence of the contrary?

yeah those curves… oh wait

She makes Daisy Ridley look like Christina Hendriks.

Superior Jews coming

this

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Israel is antisemitic.

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Nah, i think i will just call you a fag

nice try, shlomo

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Come on man, don't use terms like that.

or wait…Are you a pepe?

no, i'm a faggot slayer
like this guy

All I want is a some prime Jewfu after the DOTR to be my cockslave.

Come on man. Seriously.

>>>Holla Forums

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fran and jerry are the only good jews

>>>/sudo/
>>>Holla Forums
>>>/leftytv/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/suicide/

nah, we would just keep them as our joy division

I fucking love Joy Division

Jill Stein still a great ass gilf.

This is a better explanation.

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Can someone tell me why Jews make up a single digit percentage of the American population but they seem to be actors or the owners of everything?

Acting and usury used to be seen as shameful practices, so they fell to pariahs like the Jews. The Jews got good at doing that stuff and naturally hired other Jews into banking and entertainment.

because jews are top tiers actors
just look up a few holocaust witnesses and you'll see some of the greatest performances in the history of acting

A jew invented method acting by locking himself inside a suitcase with a spraying can of Raid.

Oy vey, goyim! My grandfather was gassed three times and cremated twice! His asshole still hurts to this day!

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