Designated Survivor

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Oh say! can you see by the mart's early light
What so proudly we shart at the Walmart's last closing;
Whose large shits and small shits, through the perilous sharting,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly sharting?
And mart's red glare, the diarrhea bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our sharting was still there:
Oh, say! Does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the inbred?

It may have sounded like it, but so far it's a White House drama.
It's mostly Kiefer being his usual self, slurring all his lines under his breath.
I'm OK with it, aside from occasional forced Muslim sympathy shit (as every mainstream political drama show tends to have).

ON THE EDGE

Pajeets trying

DESIGNATED

So, India bombed them, right?

Show's alright so far, but Sunderland will never be as good of a tv president as Martin Sheen.

You mean like "hey sorry for the 50 years of fucking with your entire region and also sorry for openly discriminating against you when you fled here to escape the violence we started", or are you just socsignalling a pseudo-edgy lack of sympathy?

It going to be Russia.

"Sorry for liking freedom, giving you reason to blow up innocent people in the name of your pedo god."

His wife is ugly as fuck. Couldn't stomach to watch the hideous bitch.

Ok guys wtf is going on here? Why are these leftypol faggots running around and why do they think anyone cares about their shitlib political opinions?

The borders were drawn by the Ottoman empire. European powers merely inherited them.

Like they do with everyone else in their shit countries? Why do you think there is no niggers in mudshit cesspits despite them having kept the slave trade alive uninterrupted to this day?

Oh, and it would be nice if they could stop killing white people for no reason.

Last time I checked the US has put a stop to more wars between mudshits than it started. Shitskins have a proclivity to chimp out at each other and love to wave their military penis at each other while the rest of the world laughs at them.

They're vermin, like rats or cockroaches. They simply infest anyplace they go. It's in their nature to be obnoxious parasites.

It's just another example of (((the media))) pushing an American guilt narrative.
Muslims (and Jews too, for that matter) have been cunts for far longer than a century, but Americans sadly don't care enough about their own European history.

Continuing the long and proud tradition of Bauer scarecrow ladies.

Yea but over the last couple weeks I have seen a great influx of these sick faggots trying to come in here and usurp authority not to mention the fact that they derail EVERY FUCKING THREAD with their shitty political opinions(which must be swiftly smashed and debunked).
Fuck these faggots. They are on /sudo/ bitching about Holla Forums moderation and their faggot BO was trying to get control of Holla Forums. Whenever you see some faggot going around spouting some provocative anti white political nonsense you know who it is. Gas the cucks board war now.

Who was in the source cartoon before all these edits anyway? Was it Ben Garrison?

I have no idea. The edits are always better than the originals anyway.

it's amazing how Ben's visit to Holla Forums changed his views on everything for the better. His comics have been pure gold since then and don't even need editing

yea I know have you ever seen this gold right here
medium.com/the-nib/the-internet-s-most-trolled-cartoonist-91a92d9b7585#.xvxtjrtzc