Did tom hanks fuck Wilson while he was cast away?

When I was a kid I cried when he lost Wilson.

The real question is, when did he dig up the body for some funtimes?

Cast Away is an example of a director getting you in the mind of the MC.
You end up caring about a fucking ball.

I would

It's pretty sad.

Wilson was lost at sea.

It's a surprisingly good film.

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If it was made today they would keep cutting back to his family and his wifes problems of 'loneliness' as she fights off other men at the bar etc.

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No. He's still inflated. Odds are Tom Hanks' character made crude caveman drawings of his gf on the cave walls and fapped to that. Bitch couldn't wait 2 years? She spent barely a year waiting for him before fucking some other dude and having a kid? "I waited for you and looked for you" my ass.

First time I ever cried for an inanimate object. I guess Tom somehow not only gave life to his own character, but Wilson as well… He genuinely felt alive. Like a true complex character.

Maybe he didn't fuck Wilson, maybe Wilson fucked him.
You never saw the character's anus.

You misunderstand what body, that was buried, I am talking about.

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who are you people??

I thought Tom Hanks was a kike. He looks like one with his snubby nose. How did he grow blonde hair in 4 years?

It's the rulecuck who cried on /sudo/ about that nog castration comic.

Wasn't that the mod of Holla Forums?

sunbleached

IN B4 THE LOCK

Holy shit look at the double chin of that guy in the back. What the fuck is wrong with you americans?

This.

All women are lying whores. It is known.

He then got upset when /sudo/ told him to go away because their board is about the site and its features.

Is Wilson analogous to the Beast in Lord of the Flies?

Wilson is more like Tyler Durden.

Wilson is a spook.

The dude had it rough and didn't turn into a hippy faggot, user.

If he ran into an actual human would he murder them for more Wilson paint?

Come to think of it…what did he use to paint Wilson's face?

His blood.