What is Holla Forums's opinion on Bollywood?

I find it odd how in India they they think showing people kiss is slutty yet they have no problem with women showing their mid-sections.
THEY'RE BOTH SLUTTY YOU WHORES

t. christcuck

Tollywood is south indian

Holla Forums is a christian board, reddipol.

This is a hindu thread

Holla Forums is also hindu

Is kollywood kino?

name one good thing to come out of hindu civilization

Freedom to defecate where and when one wants

Ofcourse

Pure genius

So Hindu civilization brought us about as far as untrained dogs, apparently.

Hindus never let any poowellian government get the better of them.

Unlike those pussies in other civilisations who spread their ass cheeks for big brothers cock/ big sister's strap-on

Your feminists and socialists are, incidentally, crazier than any you'll see in the west.

Note that people pooed and peed wherever they wanted

Also note this cinematic masterpiece>>490795

Which is the best:
1.Bollywood
2.Kollywood
3.Ollywood
4.Tollywood
5.Mollywood
6.Punjwood
7.Sandalwood
8.Sollywood

Blollywood

Like everything Indians do, it's a shittier and more annoying version of what white people do, except they just churn out a ton more of it. See: food, music, children, etc.

I hate everything that is Indian, I have a deep respect for ancient Indian civilizations, but modern India and Indians are truly disgusting.

I thought it was East Indians.
Bengals are the best Indians, they're East Aryans, after all.

Why don't they ever make horror movies?

it's shit

shit that tries to copy hollywood too hard

no originality at all

You really want to see a movie about the fearsome toilet witch?

Yes

what? all bollywood movies are musicals. That's like thinking it's weird when people in martial arts movies suddenly jump twenty feet in the air.

anybody watch the Devdas released in the mid 2000s? (it's an iconic story for them so there's a bunch of older versions.) I think that's my favorite Bollywoood movie.

TUNUK TUNUK

Done and done. I'm ringing up my consultant, Pajeet, on the tele right now. Do you think audiences would like the toilet witch to do a dance number, or should she remain in the shadows so the audience can fill in with their minds the sheer terror of the toilet witch. Either way, this is going to be a very difficult film to shoot, requiring high technical skill, mainly because everyone involved can only use their right hands as the left hand is for wiping. I'm going to need to spend a lot of money on rain boots in order to slog the film equipment through the poo covered streets. I'll also need to bribe the local yogis into herding the sacred cattle away from our sets. Ah yes, such is life in Bollywood, but I wouldn't trade it for anything, especially not loos.

Is there an indian version of louis ck?

Don't think so, how would that even work?

An Indian guy who really wants Englishmen to fuck his wife?

It can't be any worse than Blair Witch

An indian guy who really wants to his wife shit in another man's street?

Can they show beef on tv?

Shart was p. good tbh.

I've only seen one where its like an Indian version of Forrest Gump dealing with this autistic Indian dude in the 90's thru post 9/11 world.

No it isn't.

Wanting to watch a woman make out with another man makes you the cuck, cuck.

SCREW IN THE LIGHTBULB
PET THE DOG

Would Mnight shyamalan been better of in bollywood?

Feel free to go back to reddit anytime

Marvel and Sony could learn one or two things about how to make a super-hero movie, just by watching Krrish.

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I think people should post more videos from Bollywood movies than just posting poo in the loo tier comments

Sadly I only know about Krrish, I don't know other movies so that I could post

Landing this plane with no casualties

Bane btfo

Landing a plane is technically a controlled crash, so he actually crashed the plane with no casualties.

I think more Indians should poo in the loo than spreading their shit

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