The apocalypse is imminent and you only have room and supplies in your bomb shelter for one other person. Maisie and Chloe are both desperate to survive, which one do you choose to spend years with alone in a small space? The pig faced, nipple-ringed refrigerator with decent hair or the mutant, football headed shaved furby with adequate legs?
Let the right one in.
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First off, there's always room in my shelter for 12 others, and all 12 spots have already been filled.
Second, if they're far enough away that I can tell who they are I just slam the door shut and drown out their cries with music. If they sneak up on me, I scream like a frightened child and open fire on them assuming them to have been monsters.
I bet Chloe tastes like pork ham. It's a 3 weeks food supply too compared to maisie's 2 weeks.
In this scenario everyone else is already dead + the extra room is filled up with water and videogame shit. There's only room for one more person with whom you'll have to spend the rest of your life repopulating the planet. Stop dodging and pick one goddammit.
The shelter has a hydroponic garden and enough canned food to last a lifetime.
Fresh meat is always better than tinned.
Judging by their figures I'd say Maisie is more fertile of the two and would probably eat less So Maisie. If only Chloe's head on Maisie's body were an option.
We're gonna need another choice here fam.
Okay fine. Now choose.
What will Zika babies look like as adults?
I choose…
Honestly chloe isn't nearly as hideous as that ayylmao "british" thing on the left but I will never forgive chloe for taking an aids ridden black cock for hillary clintons campaign. frankly she deserves death. On the other hand if she's in my bomb shelter I can torture her sexually for many years, give her the hope of escape, and then kill her right before i run out of food and leaving myself. Hmmm. I don't really even want to look at maisie's ugly mug. Guess I'll go with chloe for the dick torture.
'fresh'
glad I'm not the only hooligan poster here
Can I choose suicide?
Either way the offspring will come out looking like goblins so I'll choose chloe as her genetics are more recessive and therefore she is less likely to crap out more gobbos
I reject your reality and substitute my own! Select your alternative choice, lads.
Boy you sure do take this board seriously.
Yeah, that sure is a serious pepe.
Neither even if i was keen to bone either of those two (I'm not) It would be pointless i remember reading somewhere that in order to have enough genetic diversity that the colony wont die from inbreeding complications a settlement requires at least something like 20 females and 10 males.
Each female needs to have as many children from as many different males as possible this is so important that monogamy would have to be prohibited for at least a few generations as every time a female gets pregnant theirs the risk that the pregnancy will damage her fertility this means that we have to go with the biggest "bang for the buck" breeding program in terms to genetic diversity.
After that is in place a detailed record of lineage and genealogy needs to be kept to ensure half brother and sister dont mate with half brother and sister or cousins come third generation.
All of this of course will need to be enforced very strictly with harsh punishments dealt to those who damage the genealogies (if a female is scheduled to be impregnated by a specific male and it turns out she's sleeping with another male both she and the male she's sleeping with must be dealt with harshly cant kill them but flogging is not off the table).
But since a viable colony is off the table i choose neither as my supplies will last 80% as long (males consume more than females hence 80%)
That's more like it
Yeah i'd go with Eva green, she's sexy she's classy this is gonna make me sound like a douche but being French adds points in my book.
Even if it's totally pointless in terms of long term survival of humanity
Eva green is not on the table. I am the creator and canonical dictator of this bread.
Fuck off JJ
The fridge. Always the fridge. You can put food in a fridge
Aw man, that's almost worse than being left with one of the two vile cunts in your OP, can't I be Rob Zombie instead?
Since they're both showing up at the same time how about I toss out a rusty butter knife and tell them I only have enough room for one of them and seal the door before ordering them to kill eachother for my amusement.
The survivor would be easy enough to dispatch.
I'd choose the footballhead
Since the supplies are scarce, I'd make her quit smoking - clean air is precious anyway, so smoking would be bad for both of us. Then I'd carefully construct a diet for her that would make her more round and pleasing.
Also, since the world's every time would be ours I'd try to talk her out of feminism. Since tehre would be no more blacks, fatsos and fake gendered idiots who reinforce her beliefs, I think there's at least a 60% chance of success.
Then we'd produce babies to provide a future for the hobgoblin race. And I could tell all the cool stories I know to my kids like they have really happened, and they would become legends…
Also how would you reproduce with that?
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Well this one can't say no.
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Wat? Chloe would be a lot easier to get round shaped + doesn't have a downsy muppet face
Homosexuality isn't genetic
That is without a doubt the worst shop I've ever seen.
I don't even see how this is really a contest.
Yeah, Chloe's lost her looks. But she was pretty once and she's pretty enough if we're talking last woman on Earth
Maisie's a fucking goblin. Always been a fucking goblin. She's fit to be a fisherman's wife at absolute best
more like fisherman's bane
I choose…
…Wouldn't she function more like a fleshlight?
Like, I'm imagining she doesn't really do much…you could just sit her on top of a toilet and flush every couple of hours and when you felt like a fap just go and pick her up.
I guess…like she could be used as a condom or a sex toy as well. Like you just kind of use her like a vibrator for whoever your with, preferably a cute trap. Just get them to bend over and they get the head you get the vagoo.
Sorry Chloefags have to go with the Maisiefags on this one.
Chloe got nothing in the body department, and shes young as fuck. As soon as her face starts go at 30 it would be over.
At least Maisie has some femininity in the body department.
But if you like traps Chloe all the way man, you go.
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I agree, even though it would probably only be a few days till I murdered either one in her sleep. I would be perfectly happy fapping to porn and playing vidya into old age then dying the last human on earth.
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gotta go with the Mace
Both of these women are built like pre-pubescent girls. Neither of them have good bodies.
I just can't imagine anyone wanting to look at Maisie's face for all eternity. Not only that but seeing her face in all the children you'd have to have if the name of the game is 'repopulate the species'
That second picture is Bruce Jenner's daughter. Not the munter
P O T T E R Y
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Can we get some Masie nudes here to compare?
its not.
no gay gene.
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Neither.
More for me.
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Sophie got a bullseye right on her anus.
is she going to end up like every other hollywood starlet?
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Maisie, obviously.
I would admit her into the bomb shelter, and let her have access to any media or food she desired. I would always be kind and gentlemanly to her.
But, I would not let her have access to the shower. I would bathe regularly, and comment on her filthiness. I wouldn't let her wash her clothes, and I would have her crawl in various spaces to fix things so she and her clothes became filthy and torn.
After two weeks, I would deny her bathroom rights, forcing her to shit and piss in a corner of her tiny room. I would do this for two days, and berate her for her animal tendancies. I would tie her to a chair until she pissed and shit herself.
Then, the hosings would begin.
I would hose her down every day, in her clothes, with a high powered, almost ice cold hose. Then I would stand her in front of an electric fan to dry for hours.
As she shivered and wimpered after her last session on day four, I would take out my penis, and tell her if she wanted to be warm and happy, and to bathe and use the toilet, she had to swear off her rags and be my naked fuckslave.
As she took my warm cock in her mouth, I would rip her raggy clothes off, then carry her to the shower and bathe her, like a daddy bathing his little piggy.
Her will broken, I would become her god, her caretaker, the source of love and warmth and cleanliness. She would bear my children and love me forever.
But every so often I would need to 'recalibrate' her by treating her like the animal she was, but when it was done she would look at me from the steamy shower, the rope-strands of my cum on her face, and thank me.
Whoa there, Fritzl
Naw, most starlets cling to their beauty and try to preserve their youth by starving themselves and getting lots of surgery before finally giving up and turning in to depressed pillheads. Maisie has always been a hideous goblin so she'll be fine.
She could still go the surgery route.
For what? Potatoplasty?
I didn't say it would be effective surgery
Edgy. and hot
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'the fuck is a munter?
its like a Munster but considerably less attractive.
Now that you've chosen your munter, what would you do with them anons?
hug her and hold her hand
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First I'd fix Maisie's eyebrows then shave her head ala V for Vendetta citing lice as a concern (there wouldn't really be any lice of course, my bunker would be immaculately clean) then I'd put a blonde wig on her to give her more of a generic slut look, along with push-up bra and LOTS of makeup to distract from her ET features. Then I'd introduce a strict regimen of round the clock "progenitive" sex involving porn, opiates and other various and sundry drugs stored for the occasion. These would also include birth control pills clandestinely mixed in with her food to prevent pregnancy, since the last thing I'm going to do is deliver a fucking baby all by myself. If eventually the drugs and alcohol ran out I'd just send her above ground to scavenge for supplies. If she makes it back, great, if she gets kidnapped by roving hoards of cannibalistic mutants, oh well. Either way I'm spared from having to share my space sober with an aging hambeast.
Heresy on the highest level!
Spankings and diapers for Maisie of course! and maybe an enema
What a munter