Which one of you memed this movie into existence?

which one of you memed this movie into existence?

Not me. My friends dragged me to it when it came out, and I thought it was one of the most boring, stupid movies I'd ever seen.

Michael Crichton.

I guess you could say this film has well-rounded characters

ya, they could have memed it better

You sonofabitch

No, not really

Is this the underwater movie where Samuel L Jackson couldn't read his book because all the words disappeared?

That's the one.

oh ok then

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This book kicked ass.

I read the book a month before the movie came out. Holy hell, was I pissed off.

Crichton has the worst book to movie ration probably in history.

Seriously, Jurassic Park was a travesty after reading the book

Jurassic Park is Kino. Everything else however… Congo, Disclosure, Timeline, Death eaters, Sphere.

No. They butchered a good half of the book

No, they didn't. It's an hour thirty adaptation of a 500+ pages novel. All the changes are understandable, not detrimental and work. The message, feel and style of the book is preserved 100%.

This is why adaptations are inherently shitty.

As far as adaptations go, Jurassic Kino is as good as it gets. The worse is probably Timeline. Holy fuck that movie.

niggers can't read

nah, it's balls.