WEW LADS

Okay, memes aside for a moment, how the fuck does this even work?
What kind of a man gets bossed around by his wife's pussy? Just tell her she's not getting any dick and go jerk off to 2D, it's not that hard.

You could make at least three parody porns from this idea

The gun doesn't even need to be sentient, there's plenty of /k/ommandos who would and have fucked their guns.

How do you fuck a gun though, really

Feels goodman

I want yankees to leave

Not much worse than real life clappistan right now.

wtf I hate Aristophanes now

Texico isn't Dixie, Pedro

yet another example of Texas being the kosher posterboy for what the kikes want the south to behave like.

God did nothing wrong. Gas the sodomites.

Gee, I wonder…

Like I said in the /k/ thread.
I'll fuck my guns in front of you. I'll jam my man meat into my WASR while my Glock is tickling my prostate. I'm a goddamn AKsexual and you have no right to tell me my love is wrong or weird!

White as they come, my man

We were in the confederacy too, which makes us far more dixie than, say, the californians or new yorkers that run hymewood and make jew propaganda shit like this.

Divide and conquer is a powerful tactic and there's no reason to fall for it, friend. We all share a common enemy, being Seth Rothsteinchildblatt and his hollywood cronies that make bullshit like this.

I don't have a neighbor that doesn't own a gun and there's a single solitary hillary 2016 sign in my entire town, so again, we could be doing a fuck of a lot worse.

For instance, out here in the western part of the state we have virtually zero nigger presence, at all

plenty of spics though.

>tfw no C&J's or Wings 'n more outside of texas

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Stop inventing made-up words, >>>Holla Forums.

There might be some hope yet.

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God darn Jews amirite?

Always making up these subversive stories to try and take our GOD GIVEN rights to our guns!!

This totally isn't a modern day adaption of one of the oldest plays in history en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata

stay strong brothers and don't fall for the propaganda of this (((Aristophanes)))

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well its time for a divorce.

Just like "homophobia":

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

hey didnt this exact same shit happened with alcohol that lead to rise of mafia?

Yes

seems like no name stars in C-tier movie trying to stirr controversy to boost their views

just ignore it

Google Lysistrata you uncultured Pig.

How did you see the post you're responding to while missing the other three or four posts mentioning that this is a Lysistrata adaptation?

I see even the ancient greeks already knew dude weed lmao-tier humor.

have you seen pompey shitposting?

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No, anything that disagrees at all with any of my political view points is 100% semitic propaganda. There's no other possible explanation.

This is the anime board, not the politics board. Please leave.

>completely fail to understand that the original was an absurdist comedy
Marxism, not even once.

No need to get booty blasted

gee, where have i heard this one before?

Well burgers don't need guns so I can't really argue with it.

Pericles did nothing wrong

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You are only reinforcing my belief that the average burger mouthbreather isn't qualified to handle anything more dangerous than a water pistol.

If by "everywhere" you mean "their own ghettos" then yes.
They have yet to try anything major in any non-black neighborhood.

Even a 12 gauge barrel is too small for fug.
Unless you have a record setting nonpenis.

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Yes, which in turn led to major firearm restrictions.
You can blame feminazis for nearly everything that has happened since when it comes to gun owners being shit on.

oh shit hes got counter-counter-counter-signal pics

discussion over this fella wins gg no re

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Like this.

Not an argument.

Nice opinion friend.

Your country is full of backwards morons and thugs. Taking away their ability to inflict that lethal stupidity on innocents is for the common good.

also

Those are some nice opinions, user. While I disagree with you I am very glad we all have the opportunity to share out opinions and discuss such topics.

so kill all morons and thugs? sounds like a plan!

That is a genuinely /k/lassy response. Have a fun vid. (Yes there is still some trigger discipline that the ching chongs have to work on at the end pics, but it's also good to see the FREEDOM INTENSIFIES expression on their faces.)

Their expressions as their tiny chinky frames feel the kick of freedom fills me with great joy.

Why do you people idolize the Greeks? Only about half of their shit is sane, and only half of that is based.

Most of their philosophy and stories were insane. You are better off listening to someone actually smart, like mah nigga Niel Degrasse tyson.

Seriously, if you worship what some "educated" man says, without thinking on your own about how true what he says is, then you are no more than cattle.

I'm sure a totally enlightened man who forged all of your knowledge on your own.

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nice projection kiddo. gonna let you waddle a bit more in your self-loathing ignorance with one last reply.

greeks didn't have niggers and latinos shitting their society to hell tho so it really makes you wonder who was better at the whole civilization thing

They did have a lot of greeks though

I hope you are the "second amendment people" Trump referenced, because while you're bitching and moaning about a bad movie our country is being led by sociopaths that only a vigilante could stop. Not specifically speaking, FBI, purely hypothetical.