What's the greatest Seagalkino?

What's the greatest Seagalkino?

hard target

Under Siege

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All of them

are shit

Is Steven Seagal always drunk on Set?

I swear I've seen him do that judo toss in every single movie he's in.

On deadly ground.

For Segal: Out for Justice
For Tommy Lee Jones: Under Siege
For Real: Hard Target

It's Aikido and that is probably because he was a legitimately respected Shihan and was the first non-Japanese person to lead a dojo in Japan. Long before he got fat and crazy and even before the movies he was pretty well regarded as a martial artist for his skill in Aikido, Karate, and Kendo.

Hard to Kill.


Mason F'n Storm.

I am going to put this out there and say that while Machete itself was a shit movie Seagal's villainous characterization was one of the best roles of his career.

Whatever movie this is from.

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that webm cracks me up more than it should

me too man, I lost my shit and watched it replay like 20 times while I was laughing

Shit, I totally forgot about that. You're right.

I WANT YOU TO PROTECT THIS CENTER LIKE IT WAS YOUR SISTERS CHERRY TONTO

The trailer has been removed from jewtube so I had to salvage it from 4plebs.

Aikido? More like AiKNHO.

anything with R. Lee Ermey is instant kino

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

Pushing the boundaries of Kinema.

I'M GUNNA KEEP COMING BACK UNTIL SOMEBODY REMEMBAS SEEIN RICHIE

So what the hell changed? I remember reading about how he pussied out on fighting Van Damme after talking shit and watching his later movies you can really tell he just doesn't give a shit.

Ooh the van damme thing was great

He got fat and crazy. Remember when he said he was the Dalai Lama?

No. He really did that?

He seems to give up halfway through every action he does. "RATATAToh I give up, whatever." His music is hysterical also. He just doesn't give a fuck any more.


Reminds me of embed related.

That what happens when weeb martial artists try and use guns.