TFW you're so blue pilled you expect a woman to wait 4 years for you

Did this film make any one else angry? I didn't feel any sort of connection to Hanks, he's just a beta retard who can't even do basic survival shit for most of it. It's a slow grind of nothing and cuckcoldry.

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This, you're watching it wrong

Sorry I'm not Reddit. I don't find a man talking to a piece of sports equipment entertaining.

I'M SORRY WILSON

This is the only thing that has ever made me cry in a movie.

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lol mad

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lol slightly less mad