Watching a documentary on Chris Farley, it's a good watch, but then Paul Feig pops up praising him...

Watching a documentary on Chris Farley, it's a good watch, but then Paul Feig pops up praising him. I thought Feig thought male comedians weren't funny? Fucking hypocrite cunt.

Did it look recorded during his Freaks & Geeks days?

Well, it's called "I am Chris Farley", and the recording date is 2015.

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paul fag obviously confused him for a woman since he had tits the size of fag's fists.

As much as I can't disregard what you say, and that Farley looks prettier than most of the cast of gb 2016, he must have someone on his staff to point out to him that Farley is a male.

Chris Farley was the Jonah Hill of the 90s

Prove me wrong

No man, he was the John Candy of the 90s!

John Candy was the Dom Deluise of the 80's

Chris Farley was funny, he could make simple material hilarious, he had charisma, and I absolutely would have loved to hang out with him. He had the level of charisma that women wanted to sleep with him despite him being fat, similar to John Goodman.

Jonah Hill is not funny, he has no charisma, his roles all feel like nepotism hires, women don't want to fuck him, his presence repels me from movies I might otherwise see.

then why'd he have to hire hookers?

I needed a reminder, thanks.

life is cruel like that user

Who said he *had* to? Fucking a hooker isn't what killed him, it was the cocktail of drugs and alcohol that gave him a heart attack while fucking a hooker.

Farley was depressed his whole life. The wacky fat guy thing was a defense mechanism he developed in school. He figured people wouldn't make fun of him if he made fun of himself first. He was extremely depressed.

Still, as much as I'm not religious, it both touches and saddens me that as he pleaded for the hooker to help him, and realized she was only going to take pictures of him dying and leave him, he clutched a string of rosary beads and died praying.

This puts her in a better light, apparently she had no idea he was dying as much as just passed out.

Also who keeps a pair of rosary beads next to them at all times, especially when they do a miasma of drugs?

She's full of shit. He was clutching rosary beads and foam and puke were pouring out of his mouth. I don't buy her " I just thought he was passing out" bullshit at all.

From what I understand, Chris was very religious.

A devout Catholic to be exact.

I bet if he was still alive he would be posting here…

Probably.

I've noticed this that many funny comedians are often the most depressed like Jim Carrey.

he just wanted to get in on the attention people get by praising a talented person when they die.

People these days don't know what hookers are like. They'll say anything to get money and to get out of trouble.


Jim Carrey had it pretty bad, but he had it easy compared to his predecessors. The guy had almost no downtime in the 90s. He was on SSRIs like people were on cocaine in the 80s.


This, Paul Fag is being a vulture like many other celebrities.

I think it's telling that David Spade, Farley's best friend, has too much respect for Farley and his memory to talk about it. I saw that doc', and really feel for Spade. As a comic and an impressionist, he's been shit on by a lot of people, especially in SNL. Norm and Chevy both said Spade was the best guy on the show.

I love Farley. There was a thread about him not too long ago, and some user said that when you hear thunder, that's Farley falling over trying to make you smile.

oh geez, I-I seem to have something in my eye all of a sudden ;_;

I miss Farley so much, but at the same time if he were alive he would have been in all these terrible Sandler movies like Grown Ups instead of Kevin James. Even Farley couldn't save that trash.

Holy fuck, is this true?

The guy said to her that he didn't slept for 3 days and saw him taking a lot of drugs, but she didn't called for the hospital when he passed out? Wtf?

Yeah, look at his death pictures. The rosary beads are right next to his hand. He knew he was dying.

Is the documentary worth watching?

That would assume he had someone on staff hat would tell him if he's making a mistake.

Holy Fuck, if you ever hear of the story of when his assistant attempted to murder him. He told it on Howard Stern. It's so fucked up.

He fought a guy much bigger than him through his house until he got to his shotgun. The guy was zapping him with a stun gun and shit.

It's like a horror story.

What's with these new filenames?

Checksum bullshittery, I think. It's on >>>/sudo/


He's a really cool guy. Not even close to being my favourite stand up, but definitely a good story teller. His turn on Norm Macdonald's show was really enjoyable, even better than Super Dave.

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I don't understand why people are getting feels over Farley. His entire career and life was a catch 22. Either be fat and unhealthy thus depressed but a famous actor, or become healthy and /fit/ but lose the ability to be the fat funny guy and stop being a famous actor. The guy made a choice.

Well when someone who brought you entertainment dies in such a shitty way while being laughed at by a whore it tends to inspire sadness.

Yes, entertainment at the cost of his own health. He could have stopped being unhealthy at any time at the cost of losing his entertainment value.

Super Dave was fucking hilarious on Norm
Macdonald Live. I nearly died.

It's specifically a matter of feeling sorry for him because he made bad choices and wound up meeting a depressing fate.
Plus, the guy wasn't unlikeable like most celebrities that have ever existed.

I'd probably be pretty sad when Keanu dies too, because despite his acting being terrible he's a genuinely nice person.

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I don't think you understand. Every funny fat guy will reach a crossroad in his life, either remain fat and funny or try to not die and suddenly become not so funny. It's a catch 22 when your entire persona is based on choices that will lead to not living a long life.

I understand that, hence feeling sorry for an ok guy making stupid/bad choices when you know he could have unfucked his shit up.

Glad at least one fat guy took control of his weight recently.

I wonder if he's enjoying The Price is Right.

He's so tiny now. It's like he shrunk.

He's even got a b-cup to go with his loss of weight.