Here's an idea for a movie i made up

here's an idea for a movie i made up

pleb

Is that shopped or is she really that malformed? Looks like a homunculus.

It's what women are told is fashionable by gay jews.

She looks normal sized to me.

what do you guys think? I'm asking for honest criticism here. do you think it's a kino or more of a flick?

Do you think she'd let me stick my face in between her kino and her flick?

t. low test beta

sorry user but I think what you have there is a porno

Goddamnit user. I'm try to go nofap here.

>>>/cuteboys/
>>>/oven/

This I don't even want to fap but OP gave me a bener and now I need to do something about it.

6/10
More and better breast description next time ie I grab one of her breadfruit sized melons and rub my tongue over her hard pink nipple et cetera.

No one knows what the fuck a breadfruit is you fuck

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>>>Holla Forums
>>>/a/

Nice flick, it would be kino if you cast me instead of you

It's a shame that director who wanted to make a Wonder Woman film with Christina never got realized.

Mommy's milk is my fetish, but it's so rare. I want to suckle on Milena Velba as she tells me what a good boy I am.

It's the movie that needs to be made. When is she going to let those puppies loose?

Stop projecting, not everyone is a mouthbreathing ignoramus.

t. immortan joe

That's pretty tame compared to floortiles and backpacks.

Theoretically, she should be incredibly hot: huge tits, redhead… but there's something off with her eyes, she looks psychotic.
Her weaselly numale husband surprised the fuck out of me too.

Good rough draft, but I think it should begin more like this:

stunningly genius

you're just jealous the snozberry licker from broken lizard got the hot wife

not really. i wouldn't put my dick in crazy.

she doesnt have a dick

Which director? It wasn't Cuck Whedon, was it? I heard he kept wanting to make a Wonder Woman film, and Hendricks guested in Firefly

He's not in Broken Lizard just had a part in the movie. He's obviously just either rich, has a huge cock or both.

What the fuck? How?

He's a character actor who plays mostly bit parts. His claim to fame is being the guy who puts his cock inside Christina Hendricks

A. Massive cock
B. Massive bank account
C. Blackmail

I need more /ss/ stories dammit

Have you tried /monster/ there is some good ss and onee-chan smut floating around.

Literally fuck off. /monster/ is one of the most degenerate, autistic cesspits on the site.

Time for some Nipponese kino

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Dammit OP you posted a pic of a real woman now the autists are all hot and bothered. Stick to munters and fridges next time.

Nah, not Cuck Whedon. It was Nicolas Winding Refn.

Seriously, fuck you user. My nofap is ruined.

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Why?

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Don't listen to these degenerates. Remember how fapping makes you feel. It's pointless and lasts for only a few minutes. It takes you longer to wash your dick. It's a waste of time. Sometimes I spend 3 minutes, sometimes up to an hour just looking for something to fap to but the result is always the same emptiness every time. Women are disgusting. Release your need of the pleasure of flesh.

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Porn is mostly gay shit anyway. I mean unless you fap to nothing but masturbating camwhores or lesbians. But recently there is so much anal shit that you're basically turning into a pseudogay.

We should take hostages and DEMAND that Christina Hendricks come by and show us her tits among other things

She can't be allowed to get away with being such a tease.

maybe hes just a really nice guy and she loves him because of who he is on the inside

To be honest, she doesn't really do it for me. She looks to much like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.

That's why the anons like her.

Hey dumbass, have you ever heard of "self insertion?"

no, you queer

then clearly you're just projecting your faggotry onto other people if you can't look at a hot woman getting fucked without getting distracted by the dick.

Probably a good thing you never want to reproduce.

Enjoy the alimony lad

you are fapping to a screen that is half covered with a naked man's body. you're a fucking faggot

Does it feel good knowing you're part of the reason Abdul and Tyrone are winning the race war through sheer reproduction?

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Hello Rabbi. As you will note, that post contains nothing even mentioning Jews. You kikes become worse at hiding every day.

nigga there is no "race war" you just want to fantasize about killing blacks. i don't blame you but if you don't seen the benefits of welfare you are fucking dumb

Obviously you're a faggot if you're so afraid of seeing a man that you'll pop a boner when you see the dick.

Stop trying to be a wigger you LARPing fag
Keep trying to justify your complete lack of reproduction.
Oh fuck off, Holla Forums welfare has universally been handled abysmally and is never used the way it should be.

What the fuck could you possibly be talking about?

He brings up completely unrelated things like Jews and welfare to take the moral high ground.

Nofaps are stupid. If you abstain for more than a week, your testosterone starts to drop. It doesn't help much with your semen volume or sperm count either, if you were thinking along those lines

get THE FUCK off my board you fucking neonazis jesus christ

We were here first

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Don't pretend for even a second you wouldn't fuck the shit out of her at a moments notice.

no thanks she looks like an actual pig

she is very very fat might as well be a farm animal like pig or cow

Supposedly her feet are really fucking awful in comparison to the rest of her body. If that's the case, she's the ideal solution for all footfags.

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That's who she reminds me of.

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kys

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duh jenner it hur hur
Assuming your gay larping rope fantasy comes true you'd probably hang with the rest of us.

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I don't understand the nigspeak but at least the song isn't about muhdickbixnoodglocksnortcoke

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I liked her in Drive.

I think they're Jamaican.

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