ITT: characters who did nothing wrong

wtf i hate memes now

Seems about right.

He's not wrong tho

he is

i disagree

I couldn't care less

I disagree

She wasn't really piloting, though.

Overuse of unfunny memes is far more obnoxious.

Everything he did was to preserve first the United States, and later, all humanity.

Bob Hoskins.

The Lizard's "cure" had propagated through the city at an alarming rate. Mutating the inhabitants into feral, yet intelligent reptilian creatures. Establishing a new, and stable, hierarchy.

Mary Jane Watson had just arrived home from the theater; weary from a long day's work. She sighed, pushing her key into the lock and turning it. Unaware that a new, tasteless, and odorless substance had permeated the air.

It started out as a small itch, the kind everyone commonly experienced from time to time. Something that the girl paid no heed to, not until the itch intensfied into a dry sensation. Disbelief crossed her features in the instant that she noticed green scales erupting over her hands. Not even allowing Miss Watson to elicit a scream within the time it took her fingers to sprout claws. She flexed the digits with morbid curiousity; despite the hard leathery scales, they were just as easy to move as they'd always been.

Horrified, she realized that this wasn't the only change her body was undergoing. Already able to feel the overall expansion of her form and face. There was no need to look down, the very feeling and sound of tearing leather told the girl all she needed to know. Claws: Deadly sharp, capable of rending whatever was desired. Their reptilian configuration complemented the muzzle that was erasing her previous visage.

It all hurt so much! She shut her eyes and grasped her elongated, mostly hairless skull. A vain attempt to quell the assault of changes, both physical and mental.

'Who, what am I?' . . .

Memories clouded and dissolved into a hazy fog that she found difficult to sort out. Anyone present would have been hard pressed to be able to identify that this individual was the lovely Miss Jane. Her head had been cleansed of all human features; ears, hair, nose, all molded into a primordial testament. She could feel herself losing control, the beast wanted out. Continuing to shape her form into what it desired, with a developing tail. In her mind, it cornered her. She shut her eyes, feeling it symbolically mauling her humanity. Gone, in most aspects of the word. The remains of clothing tore free and yielded for a glorious new form. What refused to do so, was ripped away by the snarling lizardess.

She let herself fall, embracing the feeling of being on all fours. A sense of freedom and instinct surged through Miss Jane, in unison with a final surge of growth. And for one last moment, she glimpsed the image of a red-haired girl in her mind. Lying dead, throat torn out, and body mutilated.

The creature's yellowed, reptilian eyes hid a feral intelligence that would make her well-suited to the new world. Driven by animal instinct meshed with human intelligence, she felt a need to reproduce take hold. The most basic desire of all living things.

It did not take long for the mating call to be answered with a loud roar that sent shivers down her spine. There was a male, nearby and willing. He sounded big, healthy. With surprising agility, the female leaped through the window of what would likely become a nest. It took mere moments for her to notice him; Big and healthy, just as she had expected. Nothing else mattered for her as she presented herself, hearing the other's advance. He examined her for a moment, then plunged into the female's folds with a hiss. Moving one of her thickly muscled legs out of the way, to better mate. The coupling was not for pleasure, not for love. But for survival. Spurring a climax to occur as quickly as they had met. They felt the other expend themselves, dismounting with labored hisses and feral grunts. Satisfied in an instinctual sense. For they had just ensured the continued propagation of their species.

capekino did nothing wrong
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Oh yeah?
Then how do you explain and ?

I concur, that shit alone is reason enough to condemn capeshit.

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The Black Cat, a.k.a, Felicia Hardy: A sophisticated and elegant, renowned thief. A woman who loved the thrill of pulling off a magnificent heist, or the mystique that came with attending a social event to scope out a new target; she smiled at the thought of how eloquent she looked in this black dress. It would be certain to turn heads, thanks in-part to her shapely figure. A perfect way to help hide her intentions. Little did she know, though, that her days as a thief were coming to an end. The Lizard had released his 'cure' upon the city, and already it had pervaded the air. Turning all who breathed of it into feral lizards. And Felicia would be no exception.

"OK. Equipment is check. That just leaves-" An intense itching sensation accompanied a gut-wrenching, cracking sound. Felicia didn't even have time to consider what might have caused such agony. Only knowing that it paled in concern to what was happening to her hands. No longer the soft and nimble appendages that she was frequent to seeing. Now they were rigid, and scaled, tipped with hard, black talons. It held her attention between a mix of horror and amazement. Rendering the woman oblivious to similar changes with her feet.

The dainty shoes that she had chosen to wear were shredded by massive talons, disproportionate to the rest of her body. But growth soon rippled upon her neck and arms, remedying such asymmetry. Her legs bulged with muscle and tone, the green of the thigh scales helping to accentuate a creamish hue on her stomach. She lamented over the loss of her thumbs, the tools that she had so expertly honed.

More of Felecia's humanoid stature was being lost by the second. And she would have given all she had stolen, a hundred times over, to make it stop. But that was not to be, as the changes finally forced the woman onto all fours. A degrading, bestial stance. She felt the corners of her mouth broaden and pull wide to expose sharpened teeth; such pain. Around her, the room seemed to widen, eyes switching to a position less suited for binocular vision. She shut them tight, trying to deny what was reality, attempting to scream for help. All that had made her such a proficient thief, once-fair complexion, large breasts, and beautiful hair, were being twisted and erased from her features. Felicia's reptilian eyes went wide in horror behind a bluish, forked tongue; it wasn't just her form she was losing, it was also her mind. Much like the rags of her black dress that were scattered about. So too, were Felicia's thoughts becoming torn and sundered.

'What thoughts and memories are mine?' Everything both made sense and didn't. Instinct filling in the holes that the removal of reason had left. An urge: To stay on all fours and hunt. Like the predator that she was, that she wanted to be. She braced her leathery pads against the floor of her room, doing as instinct commanded, momentarily losing balance until an equally leathery tail burst its way from the tatters of her skirt. Euphoric was all the woman's more primal brain could comprehend from the action as her underwear was catapulted free from her powerful flank.

Felicia was all but gone, replaced by a predatorial and cunning lizardess. Now, only one most basic goal remained. She shook herself free of any pieces of clothing that had survived, and stood on her hind legs. Sniffing the air for the scent of a proper mate. A distinct smell intrigued the former thief. A male, nearby, and desiring to copulate. Responding with a mating call, she looked around. Scouring the area for any visual sign or clue of the other's presence. Wood splintered as the door to her abode was shattered by a powerful, scaled hand. For a moment, Fight or Flight leveled what surprise had incited. The female backed into a defensive stance, hissing at the intruder. But the other lizard's tone did not indicate a desire to fight or kill for territory. But instead, to claim her.

The male was big. His hide, a dark and emerald shade of green. She watched him examine her. Sizing his potential mate up. He circled for a pause of time. Finally acknowledging that she was worthy a moment later when his organ left its vent with a dominant roar. Everything after that was dictated by instinct. Felicia spread her well-muscled legs and tilted a look back at him, beckoning to mate. And so he did. Ramming his length into her with forcefully precise thrusts. She felt his weight on her back, roaring with delight over the mating frenzy that had overtaken the two. They were, more or less, beasts now. Sentient, yet influenced by instinct, and they would mate no other way. The two peaked with a chorus of roars and hisses. And Felicia felt the male's seed nestle its way inside of her folds. Panting. Satisfied. Joyous over the knowledge that this was the first of many, many mating cycles for them. Not because she liked it, but because it meant the preservation of her kind, of instinct.

>It's simple economics. Today it's oil, right? In 10 or 15 years it'll be food, plutonium. Maybe even sooner. What do you think the people will are gonna want us to do then?
>Not now. Then. Ask them when they're running out. Ask them when there's no heat in their homes and they're cold. Ask them when their engines stop. Ask them when people who've never known hunger go hungry. You want to know something? They won't want us to ask them…they'll just want us to get it for them.

well he didn't seem to take into account technology improving that could help with energy.

He was betrayed by D&D since they are shitty writers.

Am I doing it reich?

*tips fedora*

Nice Hitler Avatar!

He was right though.
What would you rather be, a puny human or a super-strong genius lizard monster who can heal almost any injury?
Fucking hell I'd sign right away.

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save him for the autistic characters thread.

I agree. Varys is the hero Westeros deserves

He successfully united thousands of people in a post apocalyptic wasteland and formed a functioning society. Yes he was a tyrant, but it's better than starving out in the wasteland. How long do you think Furiosa's new empire will last now that all semblence of heirarchy and authority is gone?

Miller wanted to show the stupidity and selfishness of so-called "feminism". Too bad the tumblrinas didn't get it.

Forever because she is a strong independent woman.

If he wanted to show that, he would've shown the empire falling, not Max giving a thumbs up and Furiosa ascending to her 'rightful' role.

Don't talk out of your ass just because you like the guy.

Listen to yourself.
I bet you're one of those who think Inglorious Basterds is meant to show the Jews in a good light.

Everything pointed to how prosperous this new world is going to be because Furiosa is such a nice and wonderful leader giving water to the peoples. You have to counter this first before you go saying 'b- but that's not what Miller meant!', since nothing in the whole movie ever points otherwise, faggot.

if you need a voiceover to tell you the aftermath of every movie then you are a retard who should stick to animated flicks, but not those too adult-ish like Toy Story or you may be confused.

The point is, Immortan Joe was indeed a cruel person, but also a great ruler and those things are not mutually exclusive, the protagonists decided to tear apart his "empire" because they didn't like the way they were treated.

And Max was also a victim of Joe, so he has no reason to do a voiceover on how his society degenerated to anarchy without his rule. The viewer has to figure it out himself.

TL/DR: you're a retard who needs to be spoon feed exposition all the time and cant tell what's satire and what's not

Yeah I figured all you'd reply with is home-baked theories, insults and things not related to the argument at hand, go fuck yourself because you're not worth arguing with.

Just like I expected, a kid who didn't understand his "favourite" movie.
AFAIK it's called Mad Max, not Mad Joe.
What happens next it's easy to guess for anyone with an IQ of over two-digits.
Yeah yeah, Furiosa becomes the new empress and she rules the wasteland with righteous feminist rhetoric and the land prospers and the people are happy.

Go fuck yourself.

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capekino did nothing wrong
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hey reddipol calm the fuck down k

only plebbitors and halfchanners complain about capeshit
it's entertaining, nothing more than pure harmless escapism
it has its place

I agree. On plebbit.

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stay mad

ja wohl, mein kamerad.

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stay germad

The changes now begin, her body is being covered by scales as it begins to bulk up with muscle mass, Gwen its terrified as she see her hand change into a claw, but more disturbing that odd sensation inside of her head.

Her hair falls as the human features become reptilian, her body keeps bulking up her clothes can barely hold her growing anatomy, she can feel more feral thoughts seeping into her mind she fight with out her will she tries screaming for help but what comes out its a roar, she is losing teh fight the beats its taking over.

Her clothes finally give away revealing her human breasts receding into her barreling chest, she open her eyes no longer blue but feral yellow reptilian eyes, she lets out a hiss as her humanity slips way Gwen Stacy is gone as her mind is flooded with reptilian instincts, her intelligence intact but her human memories gone.

Her mind is done changing but her body still its a few steps away, her growing tail, hips and legs finally tear the last remnants of her human clothing, the female lizard lest out a soft his off relief as she is finally getting rid of the strange material that was covering her, her body trembles as the changes are closing to an end.

The changes finally are complete the female lizard stands on all fours, all traces of humanity gone both physical and mental, nothing remains of Gwen stacy on her place now stands a feral creature, she retained her intelligence but her mind its now focused on her most basic needs the need for survival and reproducing, the female lizard registers her surroundings with her eyes tongue and nostrils, she sense more lizards like her around her she can smell some males nearby, she immediately goes into heat as finding a mate its one of her priorities something that will increase her chances of survival, she lets her tongue out as she lets out hiss, she lifts her tails slowly filling the air with her scent, soon one male with notice her and she will be able to begin her cycle as the new dominant race on earth.

The female Lizard scouted the area around her, she used to be a human known as Gwen but the creature no longer remembered anything about that she was a Lizard now, and while intelligent she was now driven by instincts and basic desires, her mind now focused in one thing finding the male she smelled earlier, her body was on intense heat her instincts demanding her to find a mate to couple with and fulfill one of her biological goals, it took a while for the female lizard to find a way out of the lab but with her enhanced intelligence she manage to open the door, her human memories were gone but the place still remained familiar to her she instintively navigated as she sniffed teh air tryng desperately to find the male, teh lust growing more and more as her biological impulses to reproduce increased by the second, she let out a loud reptilian bellow hoping to attract the male attention or find were he was, soon an answer came, he was nearby, the female lizard dashed around the corridors her agility was impressive despite her body mass and size, until she finally arrived to were the male was he had broken a vending machine and was chewing at some beef jerky but he immediately turned his attention to the newly arrived, he took a deep breath, the female strong scent filled his nostrils, this immediately triggered a reaction in his mind, the need to mate to claim this female lizard for him he let out a long hiss as his penis left his sheath, it was long and grayish blue in color, the female lizard knew exactly what she had to do as she turned around and lifted her tail offering herself to her soon to be mate, the male took the signal and mounted her at once grabbing one of her rear legs positioning her so that his member could easily enter her slit, the male slid his penis into her, the female let out a snarl at the sudden intrusion but she knew this was part of the act, the male let out a soft growl of satisfaction, this female was indeed unclaimed, she looked healthy and fertile and it was only for him, their bodies moved in motion as they mated, the rhythm increasing bit by bit until they were thrusting forcefully against each other, they hissed and snarled, both creatures lost in intense pleasure as they both knew they were doing what their minds and bodies demanded until finally the male orgasmed he threw his head backwards letting out a roar, his member throbbing as he fired his seed into the female, the female shook her head from side to side, her body trembling with pleasure as she orgasmed right after she felt the male's seed fill her, both lizards panted for some minutes the male still had his member buried inside of the female slit, the female turned her muzzle to him and let out a growl letting him know that she was not done mating yet , the male did not replied he only lowered his head and began thrusting into her again, the female dug her claws on the ground as she took the pounding hissing in delight as she knew she fulfilled one of the steps that guarantee her survival and the survival of her species . . .