I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD… NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!

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You motherfucker.

This one happened to me in real life. Someone I'd just met was telling me a dumb blonde joke in restaurant. The line was long enough to reach our table. After he finished the joke he said "there's a blonde girl behind me, isn't there?" and there really was. I never thought about how funny it was until now.

Not really.

Okay, that's funny.

>WITH A LIMP

That picture always make him look like a member of Section 31.