HAHAHAHAHA

No fucking way. This makes the Suicide Squad look like the fucking Godfather.

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its fucking real, here's a moving version of this>>467650 scene

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FINE, if I fucking watch these movies will I finally be able to talk about them? Goddamn.

HAHAHAHAHA

WTF, THE MASSES ARE LITERALLY BRAINWASHED!!!

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Why don' they just pic related? That way his head's not bouncing around like a bobble head.

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Looks like Killer Queen

I fucking hate how every Iron Man talking scene is either without a helmet or RDJ in the dark with holographic shit in front of his face.

I like that part because it reminded me of Tekken

I don't get it, what's funny? That it's a stunt woman/cgi abomination?

Still don't get it.

I liked that part.

Ok yeah that was ridiculous.

Isn't this the movie where Iron Man had the fucking retarded idea of resigning away the power of their Capeshit group to the UN? Jesus Christ.

brilliant idea

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wtf does this have to do with the thread?

Are you really expecting liberals to have any knowledge of the history of socialism/ communism? Or any actual atrocities committed around the world prior to 1995? These idiots are too busy focusing on self inflicted racial issues.

Wake up to reality, nerd. Super hero movies are bread and circuses, get your head out of the matrix and stop being cattle.

Contain your shit threads to cuckchan, please.

Wake up to reality.

you realize Iron Man was the bad guy in this right?

Jesus fuck thats mesed up.

Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Looks like someone invited Holla Forums.

Reality is always around the corner, you mewling little twerp.

It's not like you took them yourself, you little faggot. Stop pretending you're some lord of darkness when all you did was type "gore" into Google.

Kill yourself.

Edgy

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"Let's have a fight scene on an empty airport, it's gonna look so badass" - Disney/Marvel executive after a line of coke

Oh god, that shitty tracking

They went full CGI for the suits in Iron Man 3 even for the close-up shots, they don't even wear the head piece (if you have the bluray version, you can clearly see the fake shadows around the actors' faces).

autismspeaks the thread.

Can someone explain to me how the fuck Captain America is able to go toe-to-toe with Iron Man without breaking his hand as soon as he tries to punch the guy? Seriously, it's a peak-human, or possibly low-level meta-human guy fighting a dude in a suit of armor that can tank fucking missiles. I can buy Cap's plot device shield being able to dent Tony's armor (even if it's stupid because it still relies on Steve being strong enough to hit so hard that it actually damages the suit), but not him punching the guy with his bare fists. That's just retarded, like "Batman punching Aquaman in the face and hurting him" level of retarded.

Someone needs to dub Sanic over this.

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That first pic is great.

What did he mean by this?

the war-monger nation #1 usa are already on the security council, it can't get worse than that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FUCK SCARLETT JEWHANSON

Lol what the fuck, was this shot with an iphone or something?

I want Captain America to fuck me in front of everybody

Almost as retarded as blaming Holla Forums.
This is why goons don't try, stupid asses like you are dumb enough to not immediately spot them.

Unlike Marvel, who repackages the same generic macguffin-plot into a new movie every year while stopping only to change the actors and dialogue to keep up with the newest tumblr obsessions and reddit memes, DC's films are actually attempting to be visually and tonally distinct in an effort to elevate the superhero genre from mediocre blockbuster garbage to artistic tales weaving themes of morality and sacrifice into monumental and dynamic epics on screen while also questioning the very essence of what society deems a 'hero'. The difference is honestly night and day; during a Marvel movie the viewer is more likely to gobble down popcorn while during a DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.

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I haven't seen a single cape movie since the first captain america. Is there anything I'm missing at all or is it just a bunch of flashy, cgi heavy with tons of characters just doing witty quips most of the time with no tension to any of the fights?

DC get shit on so much because it's the in thing to do.
Marvel has and always will get a free pass because of 'funny' one liners and quips so people say,
It's literally people advocating for you to be brain dead.

Agreed user, but you'll just get replies from marvel fags who just want to remove their brain and sit drooling over their latest repackaged action quip fest that is literally the same as the previous marvel films.

Free ur mind!

You sure showed us by posting your fap folder.

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reddipol millenials getting bombed the fuck out

he has super +1 steel in his bones that is harder than Iron man's suit.

I thought that was the mutant faggot who scratches you with his press on nails.

I can't compete with this guy!

it's a controlled competition and the strings of both companies are being held by the same person.

it's both. adamantine is Marvel's nanomachines.

Why would anyone ever masturbate to something produced by a company called dog fart? I honestly don't understand that. It's the most un-erotic or sexual name you could come up with.

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What exactly is this supposed to accomplish?

I was really hoping that they would fight the UN, that would have been interesting, at least.

they don't even cast shadows its like a 90s video game cutsceen.

I think we know who the real autist is here...

It captures the revulsion white women feel at black men, which is what makes it sexy to see them fucking.

God damn, you're right.
There's no excuse for this either, these cunts have enough budget to hire people to catch this sort of shit.
It's pure laziness seeping through every corner and I bet the retards who eat this shit up won't ever notice.

250 Million!!!

THIS SHIT COST 250 MILLION!!!

Well the guy is a genetically enhanced superhuman who is strong enough to bend even steel with his bare hands and his shield is made of vibranium, the "strongest metal in the Marvel Universe". You don't try to bring logic in a universe where grown men have superpowers and run around in tights.

>>>Holla Forums

Yes you do, otherwise there is no point in watching because at any second every character could randomly burst into flames and die. You have no idea what you're talking about. No matter how ridiculous a story is, it needs consistency and internal logic to be an effective tale.

Cumskin is a compliment, all you're doing is sexualizing your opponent and making them appealing. On a subconscious level you realize this, that's why you want to fuck white women instead of black women.

No it doesn't. Back to reddit.

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Not an argument.

To be fair, the 'Batman can take down the JLA' idea is kind of misunderstood.

He definitely couldn't beat them in a straight-up fight, but if he were trying to kill or otherwise incapacitate them, the league would be FUCKED.

I'm pretty sure he'd also be able to hold his own in a fight against them as of Endgame

No, how the fuck can that work in a universe that already needs you to extend your logic to believe a scrawny scientist can transform into a giant, green monster when he's pissed or a teenager has all the powers of a spider. Granted consistency is needed so that Daredevil can't kill a god-like being like Thanos with a few jabs and an upcut but logic, in the sense you're speaking of in the universe we're seeing, needs to be bent otherwise it's not fiction.
It's like trying to bring logic in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and get piss when Elmor shoots Bugs in the fucking face and doesn't die but instead walks it off and quips "Eh, gotta work at ya aim there, doc."

user, shut up.

By your logic every story should be set in the real world and have 100% realistic everything, because according to you if you have something in your story that's not real, you should just throw logic out the window.

guarantee not even a tenth of it went into production.

That's not what I'm saying but hey to one his own.

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I'm aware of what "Batman can take down the JLA" actually means, but I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about Batman being shown punching out Aquaman with his bare fists. That's effectively what Captain America was doing to Iron Man here.

Yeah, fuck that shitty story, Scott Snyder seems to be under the impression that he can skimp on actual plot by having Batman doing "cool" shit so fanboys can gobble it up and then go "see, Batman can easily beat Wolverine/Spider-Man/Captain America/Deathstroke/whatever". I dropped Batman comics after that retarded moment when Batman took a full-on hit from a tank and somehow wasn't pulverized, and won't be coming back until Snyder and company are booted off.

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the CG in this movie was done by ILM

what the FUCK happen to ILM ? they useto make the BEST CGI in movies, this Jurassic world, and the last transformers movie all look like shit.

it seems like they are dropping the ball or some shit cutting corners or something.

Snyder's already off the book

how can you work at ILM and not be ashamed at this shit ?

Y'know, I really have a hard time figuring out exactly what it is about modern CG that seems so off, not to mention easy to spot.

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I don't remember this being in the movie

wouldn't the firing pin crush those ants?

It's called a hammer and glocks don't have external hammers. Marvel what the fuck are you doing

Even the prop doesn't have an external hammer.

Incredible. Why not just use a gun that works for the scene?

WTF

Why not just use a revolver?

No one at Marvel has ever fired a gun, that's why. Will Smith and the cats of Suicide Squad trained with Navy Seals, you think anyone ever did that for a Marvel movie?

Is this the new "The prequels are good now that JJ-shit is out" meme?

Damn DC kino isn't just a meme, it's really true

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Did they just hotglue a hammer onto the prop for this one shot?

Back to reddit

yeah pretty much.

WHY didn't they just give him another gun? Did the Marvel armory suddenly run out of Sigs H&Ks and revolvers?

not this stupid pasta again

It's the lighting and the way the skin texture reacts to it.
In the old Jurassic Park, the brachiosaurus has an elephant-like skin. In Jurassic World it looks like a rock texture.

but they have a good point.

Jesus Christ, JW's dark blue filtering is absolutely horrendous.

Because that would require taking money away form their money launderi- I mean marketing budget.

Obviously you don't understand.
My brand of pleb-bait capeshit prolefeed is better than other folk's pleb-bait capeshit prolefeed.

They couldn't have just given him a .45? Or a revolver? You know, a gun that actually works in context. Or they couldn't have had the ants crawl inside the barrel and block the firing mechanism?

If you want 100% American kino then you've gotta go for that top-shelf DC stuff.

Seriously, though. Think about how the Captain America movie used laser guns during WW2, at least Wonder Woman is using actual guns and period accurate weapons.

Marvel-cucks will never wake up the truth because they've literally been brainwashed. But DC is currently at the top of the shit heap.

There's really nothing bad about that. The problem Marvel has is how inconsistent it is with its technology.

Iron Man and the like might as well live in a bubble for how much things they invent affect the world.

Where did Tony's new drive to use his arc reactor as a cheap, infinite source of power go? Wasn't a big reason Obadiah went off the deep end directly related to Tony deciding to stop making guns?

And what about all the Hydra tech? How come neither the Russians nor the Americans captured their scientists after the war and used them to make their own weapons with it?

Yeah, Wonder Woman is about as historically accurate as Battlefield 1 is. I saw plenty of subhumans in the trailers.

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looks like Brian Peppers.

At least Warner Bros makes actual movies and puts effort into them.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

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Go be a faggot someplace else.

Slap a Blacked.com logo on this and send it to Louis CK, maybe then he'll stop creating interracial cuck porn threads here for a while.

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It's capeshit, user. It's made for grade schoolers. You're looking for inherent plot where you really shouldn't.

KYS

Holy fuck, this.
Did halfchan Marvel vs DC faggots invade recently or some shit?

its ok

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That genuinely bothers me.

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How long until we're treated to a Squirrel Girl movie directed by Paul Feig and starring Jennifer Lawrence?

It's in principal

you know theyll cast amy schumer

on a side note it physically pained me to save this so i could post it

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