Chinese Man Single-Handedly Fixes Rey

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Strictly speaking the modellers fucked up. Daisy Ridley is flat

Someone tried to tell me that she's going to be a sex symbol like Leia was and she's going to have thousands of teenagers jerking off to her.
Am I really supposed to believe that?

Also the toy is overall more attractive than the real deal

holy mother of aircraft landing strips
Does she have a single redeeming feature ?

She can't have children

That's how she's improved.

If she had a nice rack and put it on display, and her face was just a smidge more attractive, all her shit would be a lot easier to deal with.

If she had all that she wouldn't be Daisy Ridley

She's flat as fuck but I did fap to some cosplay porn of hers (you can't show your teeth so much and not expect people to want to breach the herse) but she doesn't have that special thing that made Leia special, even for people who started with the prequels.
Leia>Padme>Rey

Okay buddy, sure thing. I for one will be enjoying the new rey.

I'm simply stating that the doll doesn't look anything like the real thing. Which in this case is actually a good thing

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People who collect these dolls on youtube seem to mostly be just *slightly* creepy about their dolls. I think this one was in my recommended videos because I'd watched one the other day where a guy "fixes" a Black Widow doll by swapping in a way bigger chest. I was a little surprised when he started comparing it to his Captain America doll and then said "It too is, of course anatomically correct" and unzipped it's pants and out flopped the doll penis.

No, she doesn't. And she never will, because sexiss.

What is he doing with the other hand? besides the obvious

fingering my ass tbh

She does look more tolerable

I said besides the obvious.

If I remember correctly, the bodies are stock, and they just mold different heads for them, so they gave her the standard female body instead of her malformed incomplete one.

Wasting yuens like this smh fam

Tbh she looks way cuter in her white, even if she's hot af in the slave dress.

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that's 3 years of cocaine earlier

Saying "delicious flat chest" is like saying "delicious empty plate" you anorexic fuckwit.

They're adults that collect dolls.

most women have flat tits if there is no support, that suit looks like it's flattening her chest too.

No, they really don't.

look at that innocent smile

if i had a time travel machine, i would absolutely go back to 1980 and fuck the shit out of her

i bet she swallowed/s

i should also add that while i wouldn't mind banging her daughter, in her prime carrie fisher was leagues above billie lourd

WHERE'S THE VIDEO WHERE HE JIZZES ON IT.

Am I the only one who thinks princess Leia looks like a neanderthal? look at that forehead.

Just because cocaine made women easy doesn't mean you can forego having standards.

She's a kike.

That's not true…that IMPOSSIBLE!

((( Fisher )))

She's only half Jewish anyway.

That's one of the most common names in Germany. Guess every German in a Jew now.

8/10 would burn with a magnifying glass.

If it wasn't obvious from her face, this is her sister

yes. jewish people steal things, including names.

FTFY

Want to fuck, badly.

See, this is where they fucked up. They targetted SJW's, thinking they'd form cults of adoration around this movie the same way fans did the original trilogy. But SJW's don't obsess over stuff like this, they obsess over themselves. TFA was just something disposable for them in between narcissistic binges of instagram and twitter.

I enjoyed her first movie role more.

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