Chinese Man Single-Handedly Fixes Rey

Perhaps the franchise can be saved afterall! Skip to about 20 minutes in.

Wait, isn't Daisy Ridley chinese?

He has a bunch of videos like this, I stumbled on it a few weeks back. Crazy chink.

BLACKED

Did the Toy manufacturer give her figure really such shapely tits?

Even this figurine has its mouth open.

OMG HE NEEDS TO FILM A RAPE SCENE WITH REY AND SEVERAL OF THOSE NIG FIGURINES.

THIS
She still can't keep her mouth closed, I wonder why.

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The Asian man's hands are clean and tender, unlike the greasy sausages of Dan Schneider.