Why does Kevin Smith look so young?

You're nitpicking. Even if C they're still top shelf sweater puppies.

Who the fuck names his daughter Harley Quinn? Goddamn you fat fuck!

Does he also have a son named Darth Vader?

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Are their any actual nudes of her?

Alas, no.
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Why would you want to see a naked hobbit?

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If he had lost weight sooner instead of just making self-deprecating jokes about it, people would have cared

Seeing as how this is a marketing shill bread to promote the film debut of a hideous munter it wouldn't be complete without you.

I did manage to find this