They actually gave R2-D2 a grimdark recolor

They actually gave R2-D2 a grimdark recolor

R2 was BLACKED?

SHEEEEEEEIIIIITTT

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HOL UP
*beep-boop*

Is that his undercover disguise for the Empire?

Did they burn the bread on purpose?

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Maybe he had the serial numbers filed off. Blacks are known to do that stuff.

BB-C9''

hehe

BU-L1

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why is he wearing those things you put on a horses face

Angry eyebrows

no I think they're called blinders

Blinders are put on the outer sides of the eyes, not the tops.

It's on the outside of his eye.

Too far down.

WE

WUZ
So is r2 a transnigger or transwhite?

No, it just got BLACKED.

Blackface-R2

DROIDZ

Fixed.

is the midget inside the droid now a nigger too?

Is it gay if it's a droid? Because I'd fuck R2. i hate being a mechanophile pls help

I did not mean to spoiler that.

Wookies are better

What about BB-8?

BB-8 is absolutely adorable and I would dick the little ball in a heartbeat.

I need to get off the internet.

I'm sure it's all puppets and CG now (sorry Tony Cox)

No, you put angry eyebrows on a horse's face.

Really because I put my ass on mine

imagine if JewJew added a midget inside BB-8

Imagine if it was female since at one point they intended the featureless robot to be a girl

But droids actually have genders in the Star Wars universe.

Whatever, it wouldn't have made a difference other than potential toy branding issues and making the movie more "The Same But Different"

Does Ceethrepio have a dick then?

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I'm not surprised there is porn of this.
I don't think I'm capable of being surprised by porn anymore.

I don't think you've been on the internet very long.

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WE WUZ DROIDS N SHEEIT

B2-C1

see what i did there?

beat me to it …kek

This isn't actually R2D2 right, just some other astromech?

R2-DINDU

Turns out Darth JarJar was just a red herring after all

It's not a droid, user. It's a groid.

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GOOD JOB JJ

Nice dick C-3PO.

fresh OC

y-you too…

J-K1

It's R2-D2's evil cousin.

They should have given 3V-1L a monocle and tophat while they were at it.

And a cane.

how long have you been on chans to not realize that just because we're not on Holla Forums doesn't mean everything you read is real life?

They're called imageboards reddit

i can smell the newfag off of you through my internet connection

lol

No.

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more like AFROMECH amirite?

what sort of an imbecile are you ?

Shieeeet

Big Black (B2) Cock (C1)

I was half-joking, dumb cunt

Wasn't there a comic where Vader gets followed around by edgy C3PO and R2-D2 with a flamethrower?