Actresses who are probably not Backdoor shy

She is technically an actress now

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fuck those degenerates for doing it in the shitter, but i would not wish anal fissures or hemorrhoids on my worst enemy. BTW for any of my fellow anons who are legitimately shitter shattered (hemorrhoids and/or anal fissures,) that stuff can heal, and the best way to help them heal is take colase stool softeners, not laxatives, as diarrhea is actually worse for hemorrhoids than a hard shit.
also eat more fruit and less bread and meat you fat faggot. exercising can help with the blood flow but do not squat or do leg exercises of any kind, that will only make your bootyhole problems worse.
taking warm baths can also help, the doctor will tell you its not necessary, but i mean it certainly dont hurt and can relieve the pain of a throbbing hemorrhoid.
go see a colon/rectal specialist. they can perscribe you supposotories and creams that have steroids that can genuinely help. if you dont have insurance, make sure theyre homebrewing the cream or it can end up costing 200$ to get it filled (but even then, there are programs (goodRX) that will reduce the cost significantly.) they can also tell you what exactly your problem is. they are gonna push surgery though, because thats where they make their money, but i wouldnt reccomend it unless you just cant stand it anymore, because there is a real chance that you could be shitting in diapers for the rest of your life.

what ive been doing, and is working for me, is
1. going for a brisk walk immediately after eating to stimulate the bowels, as often as possible
2. taking a warm' bath immediately after shitting (this is also called a sitz bath, but i prefer to fill the bathtub up more than the sitz bath prescribes as it is much more comfortable)
3. After the bath, tamping my asshole dry, with toilet paper, or kneeling so that a fan can dry my asshole off, or a combination of the two
4. applying Boudreaux's butt paste (for those who cant get it, its primarily zinc oxide en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudreaux's_Butt_Paste) liberally to he bootyhole area
these last two are probably the most important
5. radically changing my diet to include significantly more fiber IE fruits and vegetables one of the best things i have found is to make pear smoothies with some ovaltine and banana for flavoring. ill share the recipe if anyone is interested.
6. taking a stool softener with every meal

following these steps, i have ended my 6 month long misery that is having an anal fissure, but i havent quite gotten rid of the hemorrhoid yet, they do tend to take much longer to go away.

one final thing on anal fissures: anal fissures will frequently heal and promtly tear back open. do not interpret your shits being pain free to mean that you can cease these activities, as you will tear it back open.

have any of you even had anal sex? way overrated.

A vagina is perfectly designed for a penis. a rectum is designed to push out feces.

I tried it with my high school girlfriend, and she'd gotten her asshole cleaned at the doctor, whatever you call that, so I know she didn't just have a bunch of old shit in there. But it didn't feel good. It was kinda grainy, not nearly as wet and inviting as a vagina.

I have a slightly above average sized penis and I had a seriously hard time actually getting anything done. I'm sure with practice it stretches out a little, but for basically no payoff. Girls also doesn't experience pleasure unless she has a fetish for that sort of thing.

Plus, a vagina tightens when a girl orgasms and that feeling is pretty incredible. After a few months of having sex with my high school girlfriend we were able to orgasm in sync and that's pretty much 10/10.

You're supposed to give her the reach-around, dumbass

How exactly did you tear your asshole, user?

taking a diagonal shit

i have incredibly slow moving bowels; i recall that one shit was so large that i had to actually stand up off of the poop in order for it to actually leave my body. i was able to maintain having these gargantuan fecal torpedoes for a long period of time due to having a good exercise routine. then i was hit with a month-long migraine and was unable to do anything other than sit on my ass, which quickly led to my shitter being shattered. after the migraine went away i, of course, went back to exercising, which only made things worse, as doing squats and lunges were literally tearing my asshole.

anal sex is degeneracy promoted by jews, it's pointless.

someone hasnt read their torah

Come the fuck on out of 10, nigger. Jews may be cowardly rats but they're not buttfuckers.

here we go

here we go

Still can't say Jew, eh rabbi?

shig

If you notice almost all the big natural titty porn stars never do anal. Probably something to do with diet.

this, and too tight. vag is plenty tight unless you're dating i dunno, maisie?

8 year olds, dude

What do you mean?

When I was a normie degenerate I had sex with a half black girl, her vagina was massive. Great sex, but definitely the worst vagina I've ever encountered.

do you know if that's genes or sluttery? cause i've met a few vags but none that were super bad.

Literally any jewish actress

Fuck, jewish chicks in general are a-ok with anal

Can confrim, and also Arabs.

I was the third guy she'd had sex with, and she'd only had sex a few times before that. By contrast my high school girlfriend and I probably had sex 500+ times and her vagina was still very tight.

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I mean they obviously eat more often compared to skinny girls so there's going to be more chance of shit up in the colon ready to get knocked loose.

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whoevere made this i love you

I tried masturbating to Sasha Grey and it was awful.

It's a same. She could have been such a traditional waifu. She could have rivaled 2D.

That made me laugh more than it should.

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HUMONGOUS WHAT?
HUMONGOUS WHAT?
HUMONGOUS WHAT?
HUMONGOUS WHAT?

This is gold.

Just walk away.

I would do so many terrible things to Christina Hendricks if I got the chance.

It's funny that I recognize that boob grab from the second video from the farang ding dong guy.

Would.

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Me, I'd just fuck her. Putting your dick between those tits must be like sensory overload

Would she bleed?

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I bet her pussy and asshole smells the same

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Similar thing happened to me after appendicitis.
I took a shit so wide I thought I wasn't going to be able to pass it, and it ripped my butthole.

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those tits are fucking perfect

>>>/a/

Hope you are not implying a game of thrones actress ever had a hymen

Literally who

it's just a whale, user

You know you can just add more fibre to your diet, right?

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All confirmed

see

fagget.
also im drinking an entire can of prune juice (which will give most people this shits,) in addition to 4 pears, 2 bananas, 1 serving of grapes and strawberries, 5 fiber pills and 3 stool softeners per day just to keep from having oversized shits. at this point the bottleneck is an inability to due sufficient cardio.

im sure it has nothing to do with it being memed at literally all levels of media.

Fucking underage faggot.

Holy shit! Her arms are hairy like a gorilla!

lel, this is her husband.

post link pls.

I doubt it, she's probably into putting pebbles in your dick

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Is that the snozzberries guy?

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From what I've read not many fags take it up the ass actually, and when they do they are high as fuck on drugs that make the pain a nonfactor

Christina Hendricks is the GOAT actress of the soft-core porn era of TV

I was watching a quiz show the other night and Chelsea Peretti was on and I thought 'You know, she'd be quite fuckable if she didn't have that massive Jew nose'.

Then I read that her brother founded Buzzfeed and co-founded Huffington Post at which point I decided she was pure cancer by association if nothing else, and decided she was best avoided.

Fuck, the reddit invasion is real after all

So you're not even trying to force reddipol anymore, or did you just forget to put it in there somewhere?

Also jew noses are fucking horrifying no matter what.

Maybe he has a big, fat wallet

Jenny Slate confirmed for anal? When? Where?

Kill yourself kike, christ you can't be more blatant.

That Jewish guy from The Big Bang Theory transitioned?

Wow, he actually does have some feminine features. Still looks goofy as fuck but I'm impressed.

quoting

Even her?

I still bust to her photos regularly. She's probably a fucking pro in the sack to boot.

Nah, he's nobody. He's a character actor best known for being married to Tits McGee

i has a sad when tits mcgee married snozberry licker from super troopers

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so much unbelievable cringe
if they had a 10 year old boy acting like her I would feel roughly the same about it

100% guurrlll powerrrrr XD character

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Poor man's Rosamund Pike

What is that long pole with the big black cock shaped thing at the end supposed to be for?

"you must be this tall to ride".

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