Oh god damn it, my daughter's old enough to realize her dad's famous and "catch the acting bug"

Should have been "Clark Bin Suparman". Fail.

Damn, that is one ugly ass kid.

The Old Spice guy named his daughter Hayley Fitzpatrick. Which is fine, it sounds like a proper name and is thus unlikely to get your kid beaten up or signal to people that you're a turbo autist, unlike Smith and his daughter

Holy fuck you can sure tell which one is Depp's daughter. Smith's looks like she didn't get enough oxygen in the womb or something.

its Fetal ==DUDE WEED== Syndrome

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Smith didn't do weed until after she was born. He was introduced to it by DUDE WEED, LMAO when they worked together on Zack and Miri make a Porno. This was also, perhaps coincidentally, the point that Smith's work went from 'shit' to 'absolute shit'

That movie underperforming didn't help either

I thought this was supposed to be a balls-to-the-wall horror flick like Red State & Tusk

This was only ever reported by Smith himself though. You're assuming he tells the truth. Look at his movies before that, theyre all about weed. Yet he didn't smoke? Bullshit.

He also said he doesn't make movies for audiences anymore

He could have just hung out with Jason Mewes too much

According to him this is pretty much what DUDE WEED, LMAO said the first time they smoked together

This is even bigger bullshit, because Rogen is clearly smoking a real bowl in Knocked Up

From what I've heard, the whole movie is pretty much lol Canadians and lol teenagers, all executed in the most shit way possible

There's also a lot of anti-critic "commentary", as if we needed more from Kevin Smith

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He did recently actually lost weight, but looking at him now, all you can say is "wow". He pretty much just looks like an old man wearing the same clothes

Penny Arcade did it better than Smith ever could

Southwest Airlines sucks anyway

fuckin everybody smokes weed, it's not some special thing like in the 60s

lol

I guess not everyone gets invited to have fun with people.

I've never smoked weed, and would never. Drugs are for losers, like Rogen

lol

If you live in a leftist shithole, the yeah.

Look how special you all are! But you kids know you're not supposed to be surfing the net during school, right?

Sayeth the twelve year old

lol

wasnt his daughter fat as fuck when she was like 15 or 16? I can't find any pictures via google images, just from when she was a kid and recent ones, especially related to this movie.

no way does kevin smith have that much power that he can scrub unflattering pictures of his daughter.

It wouldn't be surprising, fat parents mean fat kids

this is the fattest picture of her I could find

his wife's a twig though.

1) Not always
2) His wife seems healthy enough

There's a fat parent, so fat kids. She's thin because she's after him for his money

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pretty sure Kevin Smith has a cuckolding fetish too.

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He's a big guy.

Laughing won't change anything kevin

If she wanted to marry a man for his money, she wouldn't have married Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith who can't sell a film. Kevin Smith who had to go into severe debt to pay for Clerks. Kevin Smith who blows most of his money on marijuana and stupid plastic crap.

God knows why she would marry Kevin Smith but money probably wasn't it

Social status?

In the eye of the public, he's a celebrity and therefore can throw more weight around than your average Joe.

She could be a shitty person and he's the best person with status and money that she could grab

they got married in 1999. he was coming off of Chasing Amy and hadn't made Jersey Girl yet.

and now she's too haggard to do any better.

He has already elucidated this in SMODcast, she's a fat fetishist.

He's like the bottom of the barrel.

She had looks, she could do better. Look at Amber Heard, absolutely awful personality but she still snagged Depp. Why? Because Depp was mad for that pussy.

I still doubt very much she would have married a cult indie filmmaker for his money.

Chasing Amy is pretty good tbh. It's the only good film he's done.

Also the master fucker of shit JUSTine I don't know her real name isn't very attractive either

Then why didn't she go after zach galifianakis?

Or John Goodman?

pre Hangover, he was a nobody

Shomer Shabbas dude

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I think the real reason are those dope ass jean shorts he wears down to his ankles. Takes her back to the 90s and wants to drink some surge while listening to Spin Doctors.

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how old is this fucker again?

46

Around 14. Mentally.

Do you mean Afton Smith? Who you talkin' bout?

Clerks was a good movie.

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Unless you were an alt comedy fan

Gen X should have never grown up

If you look at it in the context of "everyman nobody shows off his point of view with little money or skill"

They try their best not to.

Yes, it would be funny if her name was Justine though

Yes, it was.

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I a found Nicolas Cage nertarded

I can't read this without laughing

What made Kevin Smith think this would be a good idea?
What world does he live in?
What does he do all day?

He was going to stop making movies, but then he realized he could make more money off his podcast audience

Okay, to be honest, that does make sense.

Bumo

Why couldn't this have been the thing he actually stuck to?

Is the first pic his wife? Her pussy is on show too. Looks like that 'superman' definitely fucked her the way he's getting all in the arousal mood.

Hi shill

thanks weed lmao

kevin smith is shit but he lives in a hollywood mansion man, you can say what you want but he's got money.

I thought he still lived more upper middle class than that, I mean he was never really that "big"

is he physically capable of having sex?

I think he lives in a house that used to belong to Ben Affleck.

Sure they would. Celebrities have named their own kids Apple and Blanket, so why not? They do it so they realize they will not live up to the expectations of their name and be disappointed in themselves. Like strippers named Champagne but really should be called Bud Light.

10/10

Blanket's not actually his real name. That was Michael's nickname for him because Michael was fucked up. His real name is Prince Michael

they never did

Always blows my mind how racial stereotypes are the worst faux pas imaginable for liberals, yet so much their comedy relies on clichéd white stereotypes. First Red State and now this.

Hitting down bad. Hitting up good. White up, rest down. Got to fight the good fight!

Who?

And who?

Johnny's daughter has his hairline from Black Mass. lol

I'm sure he was no stranger to smoking, but he went full DUDE after he met Seth.

He has to be completely bald by now.

Isaiah Mustafa, the Old Spice guy. He was a meme for a while
Hayley Fitzpatrick was Harley Quinn's real name in Batman: Thrillkiller, an Elseworld's tale set in the 1960s.

That's a much better real name than Harleen Quinzel.

I disagree, but if you're going to name your actual daughter after Harley, Hayley Fitzpatrick is a much better and more subtle name than just naming her Harley Quinn

Should have named his daughter Quinn with Harley being a nickname. That's the only way I can see it working without being cringe

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Liked

Buddy, I can still enjoy a Tarantino movie today, so long as it's one of his good ones. I don't retroactively hate all a director's work once he becomes a disgusting parody of a human being.

Wasn't he always that? I mean, there's a reason he's still with Harvey Weinstein.

Of all the things wrong with this image, I think what bothers me most are the little smiles.

He is still a bigger name out there than your average Joe Schmoe. And he was a big name in 99.

And she knows he's going to be faithful to her, since she probably knows this guy will never get anyone close to as hot as her. Women aren't like us, they just don't pick the prettiest man and thinks that's it, they would die back in the tribe-years if they did that.

The fat-fetisch is probably a lie. She's a gold-digger like all other hoes out there.

you imply Kevin Smith was good at one point.

Tarantino can actually direct a film. Kevin Smith cannot

what's the old spice guy doing now?

Acting, I imagine

Kevin Smith has also never seen every movie ever made

He probably has. And learned nothing from them

No thanks

Weed is cheaper than alcohol and cigarette, even for an addict it's cheaper than the food he'll eat for the munchies.

He still blows a lot of cash. This is not the man you'd marry if you were looking to get anything out of a divorce settlement or, more likely in Smith's case, an inheritance