ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MO-OH-OLD

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SOMEBODY

HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST!

MUAGGHHHHH THE DONKEYS, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR THEIR EXCELLENCE IN GETTING OUT OF MAH SWAMP

Butthurt Farquaads detected.

Are there any fionas here? I listen to smash mouth and my onions are the strongest in the land.

tfw i know someone who went to see smash mouth as a joke.

I bet he posts 4chan memes on his goybook and wears"ironic" t shirts, too.

ONCE

TOLD ME

It was this random leftist woman who was talking about it.

BANE

PAY THE ALIMONY

What did he mean by this?

WUZ

Gonna troll me
I'm not the biggest guy on the plane

in a really serious and awkwardly gay singing voice

So much to do, so much to see~

Ever since Shrekposting, I think of the line as, "I ain't the sharpest tool in the thread."

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSEAT?

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER IN HER BUM

THE BEST

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Live-action Shrek reboot when?

I recently saw 1 and 2. 2 was a really good movie. Are 3 and 4 worth watching?

There's already a play in Argentina.

Argentina confirmed master race?

Not the flop Broadway musical?

Yes, actually. Don't know why I assumed they were two different things.

SO WAHT'S WRONG WITH TAKING IT BACKSIE?

I thought Argentines weren't white. That's what Holla Forums always said.

that's an /int/ meme from years ago on cuckchan you fucking newfag

If you say so, pal.

stay buttmad and black, argentinegro

But the pic shows Argentines are white. Probably more so than Germany in its current state, even.

No. The 3rd on is the worst one. While the 4th movie is better than the 3rd, It's still not that good of a movie.

DHONKIE

I agree. I just watched them. Couldn't finish 3 not enough shrek and too much women shit and baby shit and the teenager shit was cliche and retarded. Also the plot was fucking retarded, shrek let himself get captured when he can easily overpower prince charming. 4 was slightly better but magical contracts make for a dumb plot imo

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tsk tsk user, i suggest you grab a few onions and finish that redonkulas party.