Holla Forums's perfect gf

Okay i'm kidding about maisie as the op image but serious what Holla Forums related requisites would your perfect woman need?

Would she have to hate maisie threads?
Would she have to accept that the maisiefag will always have his waifu?
Is it vital that she knows how to harass sjw/jewish actors on twitter?
Would she be expected to enjoy shitting on fat or ugly celebrities that are paraded as attractive?

She's not 'bi' or 'bicurious.' What a fucking turnoff that is.

Muh waifu

She has to understand that maisie comes first.

She would have to accept that pic related is the true GOT waifu

2d

Emma Stone's feet, Kate Beckinsale's legs, Amanda Seyfried's tits and Mary Elizabeth Winstead's ass.

She must have a negative view of reddit, liberals, Christopher Nolan and champaigne.

She must have a positive view of baneposting, cuckposting and Orson Welles.

For one thing she wouldn't be 3DPD

At least shes not on the flight jacket bandwagon.

She was pleasant in mean girls.
I love the idea of Holla Forums's being some trainee type character for Holla Forums posting.