Movies that would be cult classics if anybody knew about them

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Better than Fury Road tbh.

guy gets out of prison and decides to become a high school principal to stalk his ex gf

helping him is his best friend Lando Calrissian

All the Italian zombie movies are great

I liked the part where everyone was having sex covered in slime

Where the dead go to die

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Isn't that the point of a cult film? That nobody knows about them?

A Scanner Darkly

Creepshow

Does anyone know of a film where there are kids that have friends are turned into pods that hang from a tree, and then their friends go into the demon/monsters realm wielding flashlights as weapons who's boss/king turns out to be a talking ventriloquist-dummy?

Look it up:
It's not Christian.

It has no real meaning

There good to decent films that have a small group following.

Is Black Dynamite a cult movie.

I thought that was an adult swim tv show.

No, that's the cartoon based off this movie.

FATAL DEVIATION

Fuck yeah

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is that Diamanda Hagan the mentally ill Irish tranny?

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Oh man, Lair of the White Worm!
Wasn't Hugh Grant in that?

Why is Thunderf00t in the passenger seat?

Short Time
Police Detective tries to get himself killed so that the life insurance can pay for his sons education.

Action comedy from 1990.

Story Time.

So some Nurse Intern totally trolled my mom and told her that this movie was incredible and that she should totally watch it. The madwoman rented in from Blockbuster, my friend who recently got a job at the GAP had a date with a 10/10 co-worker but needed a wingman for one of her friends to go on the date.

Enter me, 16. Tell him that not only do I have a brand new movie to watch, but found a bottle of Muscatel wine in an abandoned liquor store (all the liquor was already gone).

I secured my spot.

It starts snowing, hard. he has to borrow his dad's 80 foot Wallywagon station wagon for a 25 minute drive to meet these girls.

My date is babysitting at a mansion. One kid thinks it's funny to keep trying to hit us in the balls.

The bottle of Muscatel has fermented to phychotropic levels and I drank the first glass and went to immediately drunk and slightly tripping in 5 minutes. Shakes the Clown goes in and I then laugh for 30 minutes straight until I realize that my date is sitting next to me on the couch staring at me, my bro and his girl exited to a mystery room to fuck around.

She is convinced I am on drugs and I am doing my best not to spill my spaghetti next to a 9/10 brunette fox.

Friend returns, snow is getting worse, we have to leave.

The Dolphins are in the Jacuzzi. I have used this purchase to cocaine in real life.

4/10 night.

976-EVIL
youtube.com/watch?v=DjxqnUBV0Wc

and

CONGO
youtube.com/watch?v=15Zfvz7Du4g

I can't believe I actually saw those in the theater. Hollyjewwood wonders why I pilot every single movie I watch now instead of being tricked anymore.

It might have been a 4/10 night, but it's an 8/10 story, brother.

ooohhh yeah i remember jerking off to this a long ass time ago

Pretty sure that was an episode of Goosebumps famalam

and you have pics of this supposed 10/10 hottie?

I concur!

Bro, My mom rented this from Blockbuster. This was in 1993 PRE-cellphones with cameras on them. You don't go on a blind wing-man date and bring a disposable camera to document the encounter (That's like a chick opening the door, you reaching into your pocket and pre-emptively hitting her in the face with your spaghetti).

The 10/10 hottie was the entryway greeter at the GAP in 1993 at a major northeast mall. She could have been on the cover of any college welcoming pamphlet.

My friend got cockblocked by some jealous nerd who told her that my friend Paul had a girlfriend already and was double-dipping. I didn't have a license yet and was at the mercy of their relationship to move mine along. I did touch some tits over the bra - so I have that.

To tell you the truth, I still think about that bottle of Muscatel. When I went to Italy 6 years later, I looked for something similar at every store and winery - no dice.

Shakes the Clown man, Bobcat kinda cockblocked me with that opening scene - I couldn't stop giggling.

Because the guy in the bike is a creationist