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Are you looking forward to Ben "Takbir Ahmed" Afflicki's batman?

Bin Taqiya Achmed Af Liqi has a movie out?

Ben Affleck (PBUH) will do a fine job, but I must check with my imam, Muhammed Osama Obama, concerning the content of the film to make sure it is not haram but is in fact halal. I also fear that my wife, Shala, may be aroused by the handsome Ben Affleck (PBUH), and if that happens I will have to kill her for my honor. This outcome is not favorable to my loins, so I may avoid watching this film, but I am rooting for Ben Affleck (PBUH), you fucking infidel Crusaders.
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I haven't seen the new Batman movie, is it halaal or capeharam?
I do enjoy the movies of Bin al'Fleq (pbuh).

Superman is a great prophet of Allah and Batman is his messenger!
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Inshallah, is it true? And Batman's tea boy is so very sexy…very sexxxy, such a tight ass. Praise Allah.

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I love you

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

hey u, imma superman between the sheets, gotta PULSE? u can be my batman, hit me up
t. Omar

I will remind you that this board is a Sharia zone and is not welcoming to kuffars such as yourselves.

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Now behead yourself kafir! For Allah smiles upon the man/boy love!

If i could reimagine the Batman, he would be a Turkish called Amir Kaden

Inshallah, it's already happening my brother. Check out these stills from the latest Islamic Batman movie. Truly Ben Affleck (PBUH) is the Mahdi!

PBUH on those tight shorts.

Bin Al Fahleeqi PBUH is the greatest Imam in Got'quam!

His name is Muhammad Bin Al-Fleq

Osama Bin Afflicki

He's a great Batman so far.

Maybe they should make a movie where he fights Islamic Terrorists.