Come into existence

Woody is a real cunt.

Was he autistic?

wtf i hate toy story now

It's not like Woody gave him to that girl on purpose

Is he more tragic than Sid and Lotso?

Woody doesn't beat anybody. Buzz overpowered Pete. Pete was going to carve Woody up with his pickaxe.

Woody's a wuss, in addition to being a giant asshole.

The fuck you talking about, that's exactly what he did.

(point to girls back pack off screen)


How is that not giving him to the girl on purpose?

So? He's a toy.
His arm only needed a few stitches to become functional again. They can just decapitate another Woody and give him the body.

stinky pete?! no way, he was fucking based

Didn't you watch the movie? Woody dolls are exceedingly rare in the Toy Story Universe

He strapped her to the girl's backpack, yes. He didn't know the owner of the backpack would be some crazy, draw rainbows all over a motherfucker's face type girl

Which is weird, because in Toy Story 1, Andy had a shit load of Woody merch.

Lotso was a faggot who deserved everything he got.

Sid did absolutely nothing wrong, the toys purposefully tried to hide their sentience from humans.

Imagine knowing, imagine knowing it was real.

Prospector could have gone with them if he wasn't so set on being on display for the rest of his existence.

Also, does anyone else feel they should have shown Al's reaction when he discovered the toys had escaped?

Sid's parents paid good money for those toys. Why? So he could blow them up, mutilate them and make them spend their hard earned money buying him more toys so he can repeat the process?

No, fuck Sid. He got everything he deserved

Sid's parents paid good money for those toys. Why? So he could blow them up, mutilate them and make them spend their hard earned money buying him more toys so he can repeat the process?

No, fuck Sid. He got everything he deserved

This thread is pure reddit cancer

What does it mean to be good? What does it mean to be bad? Everything isn't black and white fucking stormweenie.
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You're right, I forgot.
They can decapitate another toy and pull a Sid.

Is that Doug Walker?

Weren't they mostly generic cowboy stuff?

Most of it was generic cowboy stuff. Which makes sense because Woody was from a show that got cancelled in 1957. If there was a revival or anything like that, the Japanese probably wouldn't be paying so much for the complete, mint-condition Round-up gang.

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Woody did offer him the chance to come with him and Jessie and Bullseye and he turned it down because he's such a jaded, cynical asshole that he'd rather be looked at and admired by museum goers than actually played with and loved by a child

He had no reason to think Anthony would want to play with him. He knew his toy model was unpopular.

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Lol

Charge your phone

Maybe just the dolls are rare?

what happened to andy's dad?

i don't get it

he died

it's Tom Preston.

Woody shot Andy's dad.