How would you fix it?

How would you fix it?

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Remove negro
Remove girl

Make the First Order the good guys.

I'd fix it by having Kylo kill at least the nigga at the end. Better if both of them

Tell George Lucas to write and direct it. Episode 3 is a masterpiece.

You forgot

>Make Kylo Ren not an incompetent, broody faggot

Meh, it didn't need to exist in the first place

Isaac and Ridley are in a relationship and at the end of the movie, Isaac invites Boyega into their bedroom.

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It is superior than The Shit Awakens, nobody can deny it

Ep 1 too, actually. The PT is top tier farce with god tier world building.

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If I have to have a nigger, it wont be a literal monkey tier slant faced durrr nigger.

I wouldnt even set them after the the movies. I would set them before.

And tell the story of the Old Sith Wars.

Oh yeah. Dont let the as do from mommas boy anywhere near the movie.

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Better than R2-D2 2.0?

I agree.

sick of the prequels getting a free pass because the newfag teen edgemasters need to social signal anti-woman & anti-nigger. they're all equally shit.

Even though it was kind of stupid?

You can't.

Sup, goon.

giving up already? thanks.

I'd remake these first.

Make JarJar a Sith.

Go away /r/StarWars, go back sucking up Jar Jar Abrams

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Did you write that with a straight face ?

Would've made Sheev Palpatine's Imperial Adventures instead.

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Irony is lost on the left.

You can't the amount of glaring problems is so much the only way to fix it is to make an entirely new film.

you are a worse cancer than plebbit, fam

Is that not what that epic meme is called?

What do you search for on KYM for that?

:^)

Go back to the drawing board and redo it.

I'd say TFA's biggest crime is that they could and should have absolutely done something new. Revisiting old ground of the big bad in charge of the Empire/notEmpire has been done to death now. 1-3 is the rise of the Empire and the fall of the Republic, 4-6 is the mirror opposite. Lucas had poetry in mind.

VII and onwards should be something new. Some ancient evil, cliche as it is, is actually fresher than another Jedi vs Sith, Republic vs Empire story.

It would at least be an interesting C-3PO 2.0 as we have a droid that once belonged to an enemy side interacting and connected with another traitor of the enemy side.

I was thinking ancient evil and a government conspiracy. Overall the blending of the light and dark side of the force.

Would've been cool if it turned into something like Akira where we have a Force User that isn't a Jedi but got it from forced experimentation.

But that wouldn't have exploited anti-prequel OT nostalgia so much

Have it so the Starkiller Base has been active in the galaxy for a few years prior to TFA and that's why the First Order are so powerful.

Have Poe die like originally intended.

Remove BB-8 and just use Artoo, maybe make BB-8 and upgraded Artoo or something.

Replace TR8-T0R with Phasma.

Having Phasma calling Finn a TRAITOR would make more sense than a random Stormtropper who probably never heard of Finn's defection

But then you wouldn't have maymays

Well the books say that TR8 did know Finn but that's just the books, it would make far far more sense to have Phasma in that scene instead.

correction

I would make it only about all the female characters, have them played by white and japanese/korean and latina porn stars with ridiculous breasts, then have them doing cute things like cooking starwars food or crashing a ship or doing make up when driving a ship, having pillow fights.

A pleasant mix of childish activities and teen girl problems.

I'd start by elaborating the setting by making it more of a cold war type of thing compared to the underdog vs big empire of the original trilogy.

So you want K-ON in star wars?

Yes, except with more boobs, and that it exploits every cute female cliche/stereotype, in the starwars universe.

Remove everybody except TR8-T0R, Domhnall Gleeson, and maybe Poe.
Make the movie about "rebels" fighting an "empire".
It's very subtly implied throughout the movie that the "rebels" are the remnants of the empire and the "empire" is the corrupt republic, and the reveal is in the next movie.
Maybe have Luke run the military of the republic and have him be ruthless in his pursuit of peace and order. Leia could be propaganda minister or something like that.
No Idea what Han could do, maybe run a cantina?

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Sadly the nig is the best character in the entire movie. He has a motivation, an arc and is almost likeable.

But then again the movie doesn't really have any other character besides the chick, who is just flat in more ways than one.

We open on the Death Star, which is already activated and in space. A version of Finn is still involved, but he's completely different here. The new plot is similar (if reversed) to that of Tag & Bink, and they're the comic relief. Three Stormtroopers and a droid witness some fucked up shit and decide to defect. They don't want to be Rebels, they just want to get the fuck out of dodge, and the first part of the movie is the four of them trying to figure out how they're going to get off the ship. One of three humans would still be black, but he'd be played by a far less ugly actor.

Kylo Ren is still a central antagonist, but instead of him being the lone Sith apprentice, we'd justify and magnify his being a fuck up by showing a slew of other Sith apprentices who are all far more competent and horrifying. He's just the worst of the lot despite being Leia's son. There would be a scene with the Sith all meeting via hologram to confer on their respective progress with their missions, everyone's mission is going great but Kylo's.

This introduction allows us to transition to the planet one of the other Sith apprentices is on, where we're introduced to Rey -who may have an entirely different name. Instead of GO THROUGH PUBERTY MUNTER, she'd be played by an attractive, curvy actress. I'm thinking Alexandra Daddario. She's Luke Skywalker's single apprentice. She's not arrogant or good at everything. She's a very skilled combatant, but is unsure of herself and her abilities. Essentially this is a role reversal from the prequels, there is one Jedi with one apprentice, and a bunch of Sith all over the place.

The death star the guys are on is attacked by the rebels, including Han who would be piloting a different craft by himself. He still dies, but he isn't killed by Kylo, rather one of the other Sith apprentices shows up mid-battle and blows up his ship. This creates an instant rivalry between him and Kylo, who now hates him both for showing up and taking over essentially calling him incompetent, and for killing his father. Every scene between them would be dripping with tension, building up a fight you know will happen eventually.

The four defectors used the fight to flee to the nearest planet. They sell their uniforms and drown their woes in a cantina. A tall figure walks into the tavern behind them, and they realize the whole place got silent all of a sudden immediately followed by the familiar sound of an angry wookie. It's a grizzled, greyer Chewbacca who believes the troopers are responsible for Han's death. He beats the shit out of them, throwing them around the bar. They show off their various combat talents in completely useless ways which Chewy avoids or simply have no effect on them. The fight is broken up by Luke's apprentice showing up. She tells Chewy they didn't kill Han and were witnessed fleeing the combat. She tries to sell the case to them that the First Order knows they fled and now wants them dead, so they really have no choice but to help the other side now, but not a one wants anything to do with them, one of the guys is very keen on spending more time with Daddario though and says he wants to help purely for a chance to further flirt with her. She's completely oblivious to his advances.

That's all I've got so far, but I'd also make much of the EU canon, including having Thrawn as one of the villains.

Finn and Poe were the best characters retard. Your movie is still shit because Kylo and Hux are now your main characters.

You basically need to make a new film from the ground up. It can't be fixed; the entire film, the story, the characters, the tone, are unsalvageable.

Basically fire all the actors, especially the oldies, and get some new blood in who aren't complete turbotrash. Make the First Order the scrappy, desperate underdogs, not the ebil nazi death troopers. Have very clear, obvious and CONSISTANT themes for the story, fuck I can't stress this enough. Have a protag with an actual character, instead being a cardboard cutout and give them a new quest they struggle through and grow stronger in, as opposed to being the ultimate life-form from the get-go. Don't be afraid to have some new characters and new designs and tech, rather than recycling every single bit of imagery from the old movies.

Is that enough? Fuck it, that's enough.

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Remove everything and make the timeline right on the beginning of the Invasion of the galaxy by those weird ayy's.

Market it for the same SJW audience but Make it a really subtle/blatant political commentary that it will piss off everyone.

The girl is by far the worst part, I would let the black guy but make it more conflicted about leaving the order and betraying his friends which makes more sense than the "fuck this shit I'm out" logic from the movie

Also Luke should have had a bigger part, like interacting with solo and leia again

Getting lando again would have been cool too

Thats what the prequels did and everybody hated them for that, people like episode 3 the most because it had a lot of stuff from the original movies to tie the trilogies together

This movie was made for basement-level nostalgiafag normies

The whole idea of the order is fucking retarded, it would be better if they instead showed the new republic turning corrupt again and a new group of rebels raising against it

People didn't hate the prequels because they "added new characters and new designs and tech", people hated them because the prequels were hyped to hell and back as the second coming of jesus and ended up using a familiar setting to tell a comparatively shitty story. I will admit however that there are characters that nobody liked (i.e. babby Anakin and jar Jar).

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Get rid of shitty lead female, keep the movie about gay nigger from outer space and Poe and make them fuck after they save everyone

I want to see Rey getting BLACKED. Poe the spic cocksucker can suck Jabba's cock.

That's pretty homophobic and heteronormative of you user, you should check your privilege

Luke becomes the bad guy…or does he?

Get Christopher Nolan to direct it. He can do the screenplay too.

Hello Adam.

start off the same, only make it 5 years after rotj, not 30, so none of the nu shit. attack on actual tatooine down in mos espa. kylo ren is emperor's hand, no relation to ot crew. after emperor's death, he started the knights of ren (ren basically being revan, hence the similarity in costume) and is their leader.

poe, not a resistance fighter and in fact just a regular guy who seems to know more than he should, gets caught and taken prisoner by finn, who gets in the heat of battle and has second thoughts after watching his squadmate die in front of him. the battle continues on while ren's shuttle heads back to the star destroyer.

poe turns out to be full of shit and in fact not know a fucking thing, and escapes with finn from the star destroyer in a tie fighter, in a very much cramped space. as a result, they can't fly very well and crash on tatooine from taking too much damage, not a straight up missile but turret fire fucked up their foils and hit an engine. poe isn't missing, the two reunite and travel through the dune sea via sandcrawler, where they come upon obi-wan's house for shelter.

in obi-wan's house they find a holopad left by luke that was made shortly after rotj, chronicling his life to the point he made the entry. luke took off into the unknown regions, as he felt that the source of the dark side rested there, and knew that the emperor and vader weren't the only dark force users.

finn and poe decide to go join up with the new republic and warn them of kylo ren and the first order, hoping to reach luke to let him know that he needs to jet his ass back to the galaxy.

they come across kyle katarn, who is currently running the new jedi academy while luke is away, on a mission in anchorhead. finn and poe give him the holopad and they leave for yavin right away in the moldy crow. there we meet the rest of the new academy, which includes a young solo son (dunno what to do for a name, ben made no fucking sense with the movie and i don't want to reuse jacen).

there kyle attempts to contact leia, but she's away on diplomacy stuff for the new republic, so mon mothma answers, but declines to give them any military support as that would create political tension and shit.

kyle, finn, poe and three other jedi return to mos espa to inspect the damage, imagine the burned village from the mgsv trailers and dead kids and all that shit. yes, they managed to basically wipe out the whole spaceport, despite losing a sizable amount of their own troops in the process.

they find a stormtrooper (not the apple bullshit) barely alive. kyle uses the force to interrogate him. the first order is one of several splinter factions, and are planning to link up and launch a sneak attack on coruscant, not to reclaim it for the empire necessarily (though that would be the best case scenario), but just to fuck the new republic in the ass as best as they can, and start another galactic civil war. they fail to learn of the empire's meeting or any specific locations before the stormtrooper dies from his wounds, so kyle & co fly directly to coruscant to warn the republic, but when they get there the attack has already begun.

after some hefty piloting and dogfighting (this version of the moldy crow has manned turrets, which finn and poe take charge of), kyle finally senses kylo ren through the force and crash lands the moldy crow into ren's star destroyer.

the crew fight their way up to the bridge, where the knights of ren are all waiting, while kylo uses battle meditation to lead his forces to victory. the jedi and knights clash while finn and poe just watch because they can't do shit, two of the knights are killed, all three of kyle's jedi are killed and finn gets nearly killed again, lol why not. finally, kylo ren breaks his concentration and fights kyle one-on-one. ren almost beats kyle until poe shoots ren with a blaster in the side, allowing kyle to use the force and push the knights of ren through the windows of the bridge, and the shutters close before any of them can come back in.

kyle and crew then leave the ship, setting it to self-destruct via driving into the sun. the majority of the imperial forces are defeated and the remaining retreat, as the knights are nowhere to be found, admiral pellaeon steps up and takes command.

on coruscant, mon mothma commends kyle and co for their actions, and rogue squadron is restarted for the sole purpose of hunting and gathering intel on the new threat.

Episode one literally had nothing in common with the old movies besides R2 and 3PO, even kenobi was more of a secondary character than anything. The light saber fights were completely different from the original

Again, only episode 3 was similar to the original trilogy, but not as similar as tfa is but that one is a total ripoff of a new hope anyway

Fuck………that would kick ass, too bad it wont be made…….ever

honestly just make it pic related, overhaul elements of the plot that are no longer compatible with the canon, c'baoth is no longer a clone of a jedi, streamline the smuggler espionage and noghri subplots, update thrawn's clone army to be more in line with the existing films, do something with the dark force fleet, give Garm Bel Iblis a bigger role, push the timeline forward and incorporate elements of the latter books, luke's new jedi order, teenage solo children, make jacen not a shit character, have jaina in a starring role, do something or other with anakin.
kyle and the first order are shit tier fan fiction. it's also absurd how much sense rey makes as a character if you scrap her shit backstory or lack thereof and make her jaina, her relationship with all the returning characters works, hugging leia after han dies, inheriting the falcon. she's still shit, but it might have been slightly less shit.

. it's also absurd how much sense rey makes as a character if you scrap her shit backstory or lack thereof and make her jaina, her relationship with all the returning characters works, hugging leia after han dies, inheriting the falcon. she's still shit, but it might have been slightly less shit
they have been rather obvious with how blatantly they have been ripping off the EU, havent they?

i wouldn't have minded if they did it well. i'll be the first to chuck most of the eu under the bus for being glorified fan fiction tier trash, but you'd have to be an idiot to not believe that there are genuine diamonds in the rough. the only reasonable conclusion i can come to is that the people in charge of star wars right now don't care about star wars, probably didn't know that there was an expanded universe beyond the seven, now eight, existing movies (because like it or not clone wars counts), and got everything they know from what they read in a plot synopsis in a book review in a magazine three decades ago.

Solid post +trips

nah it was intentional; they wanted to jew zahn and whoever they rip off in the future out of royalties.

If they wanted a big actual enemy and not the empire and show a unified republic, I'd of gone with the Vong wars. Could milk that shit like the potter films if done right.

Big alien threat vs still kind of untested republic, throw in some stuff about how the Emperor knew this was coming, Han gets moonstruck instead of chewie, toss out the catdude entirely and just change as needed from that point on.

Hell you even got strong female Jaina and the two brothers one of which dies in some heroic fashion for max dramatic tension.

Anything is better over the shit that is TFA.

Also, prequels are trash but guilty pleasure trash. At least the music was more memorable. TFA's score was so forgettable I couldn't tell you anything about it at this point.

by not making it

Why user? Those are good

The PT had a lot of "it's like poetry it rhymes" elements, even if they're somewhat superficial. For example, instead of a princess there is a queen.

Add a rape scene.

I'd have TR8-T0R kill Finn. Then retreat but gets shot down and left to die by the millennium falcon. As he is about to die, sheev appears in a vision and tells him he is going to train him as his apprentice. Then he kills kylo, rey and forced to retreat when he gets the attention of luke. Next movie is about luke and his new padawan going after the new sith Lord.

It already has one.

Add a better rape scene.

Kylo Ren reminds me of a remark by Oscar Wilde on war. Paraphrasing here, but basically war will always have its appeal as long as it is wicked; only when it is vulgar will peoplw tire of it. Now replace "war" with "the main villain." Vader and to a lesser extent Sheev were popular because they were unabashedly evil. It's like they made Kylo a little bitch so zero viewers would like him. The only reason I can see for this is that the audience is supposed to latch on to parsec lady and friends.
tl;dr Abrams can't into subtle Star Wars

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The First Order is a authoritarian government that sprung up near the edge of the galaxy in the turmoil following the death of the empire.
Their leaders are Empire generals that were on deep space missions when the second death star blew up.
They have brought order to the planets in the outer edge of the galaxy that have not yet felt the touch of the New Republic.

The New Republic, stationed in the Core Worlds, has re-purposed much of the old technology left over by the Empire. They even use stormtrooper suits and star destroyers.
They claim to be a republic with equal representation from all the planets, but in actuality the only planets that have control are those that assisted the Rebel Alliance when they took down the Empire.
The New Republic imposes heavy taxes on new member planets that crush the galactic economy. They funnel all their money into turning the seat of the Galactic Senate, the planet Chandrila, into a city planet in the same style as Coruscant.
The Coruscanti people are unhappy about this but can't do anything about it because they don't have any power in the New Republic.

The story follows the first formal contact between the leaders of the First Order and the Prime Minister of the New Republic.
After a few years of peace tensions rise as more and more nations grow disillusioned with the New Republic and look to join the First Order.
Eventually Coruscant rebels and joins the First Order. This gives First Order forces the perfect staging ground to construct their new death weapon and launch attacks on the New Republic homeworld.

Our hero is a New Republic loyalist that lives in the slums of Coruscant. We follow him as he joins a secret, counter-revolutionary militia that supports the New Republic. The Counter-Rebellion use their position at the center of the First Order forces to attack key First Order outposts and funnel tactical information to the New Republic.
At the end of the movie our protagonist pilots a small starship into the new First Order Death Star being constructed in low Coruscant orbit. He successfully destroys the third Death Star, but the victory is bittersweet as it's destruction leads to the deaths of many located below it on the surface of Coruscant.
With their death weapon gone and their troops demoralized the First Order pulls back to outer rim of the galaxy and plots their next move.
That leaves plenty of room for at least two sequels.

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Its still shitty, even if its less shitty than TFA.

I dunno……. what's it about?

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Simple.


From then on it kinda just writes itself, maybe at the end you could reveal someone LIKE snoke (but not shitty snoke), or have Kylo meet some left over empire general who has a lot of forces and elude to some big secret army or weapons being built.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/New_Republic/Legends

The New Republic was the name of the galactic government established by the Alliance to Restore the Republic to replace the Galactic Empire after the Battle of Endor. Like its predecessor, it was often simply referred to as the Republic; less often, it was referred to as the New Galactic Republic or the Second Galactic Republic.

Formed in 4 ABY, after the dissolution of the former Alliance of Free Planets (which was formed directly after the Battle of Endor as an intermediate government), it was to become the supreme governmental authority of the galaxy. The "New" Republic was supposed to be a sort of continuation of the original Galactic Republic that had become known as the Old Republic at that time.

The New Republic was founded on the same principle that the old Galactic Republic was thousands of generations before—to have a representative parliamentary body govern the galaxy in a fair and equal manner—and it was designed to eradicate the shortcomings that brought about the Galactic Republic's downfall. The New Republic was protected by the New Jedi Order, which was established by Luke Skywalker, just as the Old Republic was once protected by the Old Jedi Order.

Because of the restoration of the Galactic Republic, the Empire sometimes referred to the New Republic as the Old Order, to oppose their New Order, while in decline.
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HistoryEdit
A New Galactic RepublicEdit

"Long Live the Republic!"
―Revelers during the Coruscant Uprising denounce the Empire[src]

The death of Emperor Palpatine, in 4 ABY, at the Battle of Endor, signaled the end of the Empire. The news of the Death Star II's destruction, as well as Palpatine's demise, was broadcast by the Rebel Alliance throughout the galaxy, using their alternative HoloNet system called the New Republic HoloNet.[2] On the capital world of Coruscant, civilians and Rebels reacted to the broadcast by starting an uprising, among other things shouting praise for the return of the Republic.[3][4]
Imperial center ROTJ

Shouts of support for the Republic were heard soon after the Emperor's death was publicly revealed.

One month later, the official Declaration of a New Republic was issued by eight of the most important members of the Rebel Alliance, setting forth goals, values, and ideals of the new government. These eight individuals, Mon Mothma of Chandrila, Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, Borsk Fey'lya of Kothlis, Admiral Ackbar of Dac, Sian Tevv of Sullust, Doman Beruss of Corellia, Kerrithrarr of Kashyyyk, and Verrinnefra B'thog Indriummsegh of Elom, became the first members of the New Republic provisional government, or the Provisional Council.

The main goal of the Provisional Council, and so of the New Republic, was to capture Coruscant. This was more for symbolic rather than strategic purposes. Since the beginning of the Old Republic the seat of galactic government had been on Coruscant, and its capture would legitimize the authority of the New Republic in the eyes of the galaxy. Until the move could be made, the Provisional and Inner Councils met on other member worlds instead, such as Noquivzor. During this period, the Provisional Government continued to provide guidance for the new government and work out a new series of principles and laws.
Onward to the CoreEdit
RebelVictoryAtCoruscant

New Republic troops liberating Coruscant.

For the first few months following the victory at Endor, the New Republic government made few aggressive lunges into Imperial held space, instead choosing to concentrate on sending ambassadors to the numerous worlds that had overthrown their Imperial governors. As the ambassadors quickly strengthened the stability of the New Republic by increasing membership in the Outer Rim Territories, Admiral Ackbar prepared the military for the first in a series of campaigns aimed at liberating key portions of the galaxy from Imperial rule. For the next two years, the New Republic Defense Force liberated countless worlds in the Mid Rim and Inner Rim, expanding towards the Core Worlds and establishing key bases for future campaigns.

By 6.5 ABY, 30% of the galaxy fully supported the New Republic, with an additional 20% supporting nominally and cautiously.[5] As Ackbar and his fleets neared the Core, it became apparent that the main goal of the new government was in reach—the capture of Coruscant.
LegitimacyEdit

While at the same time not make him stop fucking laser-beams with the force.

The inconsistencies are enormous.

You know what they should've done?

Set the movie in this galaxy in this time. The movie starts with George Lucas kneeling before Disney selling his lifework away to Disney for shekels. Why? Because George Lucas has turned to the dark-side because nobody liked him and so he gave up on all the jedi's, all the good people out there.

But there's still one little boy that believes George is a good guy. Who still believe George Lucas don't do it for the money, but to inspire the youth all over generations to become something more than they possibly can be, heroes.

So George Lucas and this little boy named Andy venture on a roadtrip from the Skywalker ranch to Hollywood to deal with the Mouse once and for all and set Star Wars free.

I don't know yet.

Simple.

And just like that, the original trio are seperated, but due to circumstance, instead of the two men becoming complete jerks for no reason except that JJ is a complete cuck.
And they're still friends who are loyal to eachother, like in the OT.
Commence the plot of Force Awakens:


Still, it dawns on me now that we never will get a moment with Luke and Han reuniting.

These two men who started off as polar opposites, and who over the course of three films adapted each others best qualities, and became life long friends.
These two men, who had an immense impact on each others lives, were denied a reunion for this new trilogy. Just.

JUST.

it's a fucking shame and embarrassment to even be a star wars fan because of this shit. all the normalfags screaming "oh man thrawn is canon now wew lads we did it we beat lucas" have no idea what shitfest they're in for. they also don't realize thrawn was always a pleb tier villain and died in a stupid way.

fuck, i thought jacen solo turning evil was dumb, but it was still done better than in the movie.

and for christ's sake, they missed out on a golden opportunity to have a real female villain instead of not-boba fett, but instead we had to have muh ebil white spess nasties led by white men as usual. for this alone fuck everything disney star wars, i won't give them a dime.

But muh adopted planet blew up 30 years ago

So, forgive me this Kylo Ren is Saren Arterius?

Nigga, what?

I wouldn't make it

simple law of a series, the more you make of any series (especially after large gaps of time between releases) equals the higher chance of it becoming shit

but if i had to make anything, I'd at least have the decency to do what the prequels did and not remake the series. that's nigger-levels of lazy

Firing squad for J.J. Abrams.
Firing squad for Disney's film division.
40 Dollar reward for each physical copy of the movie turned in the year it is made illegal. All these copies are then burned.
The following year anyone found possessing a copy of the movie or any of its memorabilia are subject to the firing squad. Anyone praising the movie or pretending as if it was anything better than complete shit gets 5 years hard labor.

It's more opportunist towards anti-prequel OT nostalgiafags

Kikes are assblasted that the empire is unironically more popular than the rebellion, and that kids would rather be a stormtrooper than some alliance faggot alien, or darth vader instead of Rey.

Empire Strikes Back made the Empire really awesome: they got the Imperial March, and the British-accent officers all had character, like Wermacht officers in a war film.

They made the First Order totally unsympathetic and lame, because they don't want you cheering for the 'bad' conservative guys.

I like this

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i aint clickin that shit. archive it

(2:36)

direct link: youtu.be/wxdLYWnSzpI?t=156

Can you list them?

Fucking performance art

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sounds like it would be a better movie if they just fucking removed rey.

shit taste, get the fuck out of here, Reddit.

literally just make a thrawn or vong movie.

I actually was in a family psychology class in college (except it wasn't as sjw as it sounds) one of the tests was choosing the correct feminine and masculine stereotypes/cliches from a list of 20-30. and i got all the female roles correct while missing 3 on the masculine side.

>Having a bad corny joke she keeps using totempole!
>"desu"
>"nyron"

>princess ____

>small feet
>jinkies

I think that's most of mine

Kill yourself, tripfag.

What was it, weeb school? I don't remember any of these in English-language media.

How many works does a trope have to be in to be considered a cliche?

Have kylo never take his mask off, or if he does make him clint eastwood

My list isn't related to my family psychology class, where i was able to guess the masculine and feminine roles correctly.


I think it depends on how much the trope resonates with people, like how tragic girls because it's own anime after the MC of yuru yuri or retro futurism.

So you don't have that list?

Fuck it all and just make a spinoff film about the squabbles between imperial warlords like zsinj and isard

The list on the test of my psychology class was about gender roles, it wasn't the stereotypes/cliches about cute women that i posted here.

The psychology list was about gender roles but not cute ones, like women winning arguments, man asking for directions and other general things not related to cute feminine women.