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Berserk mini-series, starring Missandei from GoT with straightened, short hair as Casca, Jon Bernthal (Frank Castle from Netflix's Daredevil) as Guts, and a clean shaven, long haired Travis Fimmel (Ragnar from Vikings) as Griffith.

Would be R rated and spare none of the grimdark of the manga/anime. Would have slightly more European versions of the anime tracks.

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Adaption of the "second rennasaince" from the animatrix into an actual film. Black person is random shithead who gets killed by Robutts. Popular actor is Ellen McLain as voice of ai leader

Adapt JJBA either Part 7 and have uh…
Fuck I don't actually give a shit about actors so Chris Hemsworth play Funny Valentine, add in some makeup, and buff the guy up a bit more, make him look taller and you have a good (enough) Funny Valentine.

Another option would be adapting Batman Knightfall. I'll have Affleck play Batman because that's who's the current Batman, and have some black guy play a mob boss who helps Bane in his quest, then Bane kills him.

That's easy, one of my dream pictures that will never be made is New Warriors. I'll try to summarize the angle I'd take from the comics, and a few scenes I'd want in it.

New Warriors is created by millionaire Dwayne Taylor, aka Night Thrasher. His backstory is fairly similar to Batman's so I'd minimize this for the film and only refer to it as part of his motivation later on. Basically his parents are killed, he studies martial arts and builds a set of mechanized armor, but he's a very 90's character. The way I see him, picture a guy maybe half as wealthy as Tony Stark without any of his genius who nonetheless wants to use his considerable wealth to design power armor, but he doesn't have arc reactor technology, so what he produces is decidedly more down to Earth. Think Robocop. He can't produce energy blasts, so while the suit armors him and enhances his speed and strength considerably, instead of energy blasts it has hidden compartments where he stores batons, tonfas, grenades and uzis. I picture a scene where a compartment opens, and one of the others thinks he's going to produce some high tech super weapon, but he just pops out a pair of uzis and opens fire on their enemies prompting a "that works too" type line.

Night Thrasher is in part motivated by envy of Stark, there's a ton of stories about them being in competition and occasionally outright enemies in the comics. Essentially all of his reasons for wanting to create a team of super heroes are selfish, he wants revenge. In his backstory, which will be lightly touched on in a few flashbacks, he operated as a vigilante with three other characters, Midnight's Fire, Silhouette and Asylum. They disband after Silhouette is shot and paralyzed from the waist down (as in the comics, though I'd probably avoid making her a handi-capable hero like in the comics.) The other two go their own ways and form their own villainous teams.

Night Thrasher uses his considerable resources to track down other small-time heroes and offer them a place on the team, most notably Speedball and Nova.

Speedball would be the team's comic relief. He was created by Steve Ditko and is basically Kirby Dots made flash. He was caught in a lab accident (as well as a cat) that tapped him into a dimension of pure kinetic energy and essentially made him an avatar for it. All kinetic force applied to him either bounces off of him or makes him bounce away. He can also release the force as spheres of bouncing energy, generate force fields and jump extremely high.

Nova is basically Marvel's Green Lantern (the powers are different but they're both space cops) with very similar origins, since Juggernaut isn't available I'd tie his origin into the team's origin. In the comic they're brought together initially to fight Juggernaut and only win with Thor's help. Later they come together again to defeat Terraxe a Fantastic Four villain. In this version, they'd come together to defeat the alien that killed the original Nova. That fight wouldn't occur until the climax of the film.

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The other characters are Justice and Firestar who are a teenage couple who ran away from home to be super heroes when they discovered they both had super powers. I'd play up the runaway angle. The final character of the original team is Namorita, but as Namor's rights might prove difficult to attain for a film, I might have to replace her with the character later added to the team for that specific purpose, Ultra Girl who has virtually identical powers. Numerous other characters join the team later, so there would be references to a database keeping track of all of them.

They initially come together while the Avengers are busy elsewhere, the twist would be that they learn their get together wasn't accidental, Night Thrasher set the entire thing up, luring each of them there and even paying the villain to show up (I'm thinking in this version it could be Blonsky since he's already in the MCU and is reasonably similar in terms of power to Juggernaut.

The team disbands aside from Speedball who was always really keen on the whole super hero thing, Night Thrasher would repeat the scene in the comics with Nova where he helps him learn to control his powers by pushing him off a rooftop. Speedball would have a line about it later along the lines of "He did the same thing to me!"

Firestar and Justice are attacked by Folding Circle (Midnight Fire's team) and only barely manage to escape when the other team members answer their distress call. As they're still refusing to stay together as a team, the alien that killed the original Nova shows up, the team has a huge battle with him, and in the end decide to remain a team.

If it did well enough to get sequels, the stories would follow their fights with the Folding Circle and Psionex as well as introduce other characters who later joined the team, like Darkhawk, Turbo, Slapstick, Rage, etc. Hell, Power Pack and several versions of Spider-Man have joined the team as well, so it might work better to put him on the team right from the start.

Richard Ryder I'd probably cast with someone like Jensen Ackles. Someone girls would find attractive who can handle comedy and play a bad boy.

Fran Kranz is rumored to be playing Speedball in Agents of Shield, and while I don't hate the casting choice, I'd probably want someone younger personally. Justice and Firestar can be played by whichever teen Disney starlets are popular at the moment -assuming they can act- Namorita/Ultra Girl would be played by a busty blonde victoria's secret model.

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