Chick flicks

Any chick flicks you faggets unironically enjoy? Pic related is one of mine. Also have kind of a thing for 90's Meg Ryan romcoms.

No, faggot.
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so manly
afraid to like a movie for women
that's telling him

here's mine

I like You've Got Mail.

pretty much anything with reese whither spoon in it and ms congeniality.

It's that attitude from buttholes like you that have ruined modern cinema. Used to be a time - about 20 years ago - where men had quality "guy" movies to watch and normal women had their own market that catered to them. Not sure when this changed - probably sometime around Charlie's Angels - but all of a sudden there was a noticeable paradigm shift where chick flicks suddenly became about women acting like men. Instead of being depicted realistically as highly emotional, fallible humans focused on finding a suitable mate it became all about robbing banks and putting one over on the man, for a few years it even seemed like there was a law that queen latifah had to be in every one of them. Fast forward to today: there are no "guy" movies or even decent chick flicks, just focus group driven quota enforcing drivel designed to appeal to everyone but satisfying no one. Got an action movie? Better have a female character in it who's just as strong if not stronger than the men. Got a romcom? Better make sure the woman makes more money than the man, that she's 100% unaccountable for her actions and oh yeah don't forget the black BFF or you're a jackbooted racist. Can't expect makes or females to have any capacity for understanding each other's tastes so let's just mix everything together into a shit tasting slop. Steel Magnolias is just one example of how much better movies were before "gender fluidity" and the like took over, get over yourself and you might even enjoy it. Has in her prime Julia Roberts and Daryl Hannah in it, slightly passed her prime Dolly Parton in all her big titty glory and Tom Skerrit and shit. A quality movie.


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Mean Girls is pretty good and holds up well today. It's probably one of the only chick flicks I actually enjoy and part of that is that the movie dissects your average mostly white middle class high school pretty well. Its also Lindsey Lohan's only good movie, it is a time capsule of her when she used to be attractive before she let herself go.

Sweet Home Alabama and Heartbreakers.


Mean Girls is good, too. Lindsey Lohan was 10/10

she was cute

90s masterpiece theater pride and prejudice

The actress that plays elizabeth, the way her lips smile in such a smug way makes my dick diamonds.

She still has a cute face, shame she had a facelift

Beautiful Girls (1996) I absolutey love

I watch Hallmark sometimes cause it's funny to see how the female mind is pandered to. Huge villas or suburban homes, hunky, childless, rich, available men taking in the women (the women also often already have kids).

kate and leopold was pretty entertaining, especially the commercial filming

No movie capitalized on this better than titanic. Big boned "natural" girl has 2 guys in love with her, one a suave millionaire and the other a freewheeling chad. Despite being a bitchy, drama obsessed 6/10 she winds up screwing the chad in a car with the other guy's fortune literally in her pocket. By the end she not only gets rid of both of them with no strings attached (since she needed all the room she could get on that makeshift raft) but she gets to keep the huge diamond + have a victim card to play for the rest of her life. See ya Jack, enjoy your watery grave while I live a full and rewarding life screwing random dudes and riding full saddle, you and the rest of the 3rd class scum just wait here and I'll be back in 7 or 8 decades to die and then you can serve me for infinity in the afterlife. Surprising it only made $2 billion.

Pretty good summary.

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I begrudgingly agree.

Is it weird that my mind read that as "Metal Vaginas"?

HOLY SHIT YES
i love how chick flicks show how fucking awful women are.

oops, forgot one!

Mean girls
Nancy Drew with Emma roberts
The princess diaries 1-2
Shrek 1-2

Oh yeah I love that one.

Does White Chicks count as a chick flick?

Pan Am & Mercy

St. Trinian's 2 - the first one is not that good
Wild Child

Dolly parton is so beautiful.

If you consider marriage a trap that your dick leads you into, then no.

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I was expecting to read this half way through then stop, but this is a 10/10 analysis

Disturbingly accurate and representative of the eternal nature of the woman

Mean Girls is probably my favourite chick flick. It has good jokes for a chick flick.

oh, you're still alive

that's too bad

Is that really a chick flick though?


Yes. But I only liked the first Legally Blonde.


My mom had a bunch of Julia Roberts VHS tapes laying around and I watched them all out of sheer boredom. I liked RB the best, but I thought My Best Friend's Wedding was okay too.

Me too.

That's a good movie.

Unlike Lohan

She ruined her face.

You could probably find better crack whores on the street now

I mean she was so beautiful, but shes still physically attractive for her age.

Probably my favorite romcom/chick flick here. Much better than the Nora Ephron stuff she did it's Meg Ryan in top form (one of Mathew "Death Proof" Broderick's best performances too) and a solid mix of poignancy and high comedy.

I'll go with the Lohan porn lookalike

Sauce?

I think that Hollywood is trying to imitate Hong Kong's "girls with guns" fad from the late 80s to the early 90s. They were a weird mix of chick flicks and guy action films. Actresses were ballet dancers who did their own stunts.

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Damn, she even has better tits.

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Wasted trips tbh fam

came to post this

i forgot the movie title

but i think it is sandra bullock and she plays a cheereleader or beauty queen in a beauty pagent

the most memorible part that i smile in EVERY TIME i see it is the part

back in my day, women didnt have to fuck niggers or shove inanimate objects in their ass to be considered "porn models" - nude modeling was good enough

miss congeniality

great movie

So then isn't Lindsay already a porn model?

no, thumbnails dont count

Meh

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i like her stomach/navel there


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Point being you MRA, Sargon subbed MGTOW goon that males and females can and should have their own films. So much the better if some stand out and can be appreciated outside of their intended audience. You want to spend your allowance on fast and furious movies making some mouth breathing mulatto steroid monkey a billionaire, fine, just don't bitch when the next one underperforms and the studio jews swap him out for ronda rousey.

What is a "chick flick" exactly?

it's a movie that 30 years ago, you'd take your lady to see and she'd understand it wasnt your cup of tea and give you a grateful blowjob when you got home.

I can't bear myself to watch all 6 hours despite being a Holla Forumsack

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Was unintentional but the dylan mcdermot mulroney character in that movie had the ideal marriage: marry a young at her peak qt like julia roberts, have lots and lots of sex with her to have a baby because she has the diabetes so it takes a while then after she has it and her body is a bloated stretched out mess she dies and you live like a bachelor the rest of your life getting sympathy bjs from college girls. If I ever get married that's how I want to do it.

Xanadu?

Is that a chickflick?

More of a "it's 1980 and literally everyone is on cocaine" flick.

It counts as shit