Its Official. Star Trek Beyond is a Flop

They already called Takei an internalized homophobe despite that said chink is a massive faggot. So it'll be no time at all.

B-But muh Beastie Boys!

the best part is he was against it for the right reasons, that it went against gene's writing. he has no problem with there being fag characters, just not rewriting existing ones.

george is a bro, just like wild bill.

FUCK

MY

FRANCHISE

IN

THE

AIDS

No he's not. He called Abrams choice for the actor who played Khan in Into Darkness racially insensitive and offensive. Basically calling the "white washing" of Khan racist. He's getting a taste of his own medicine.

How could Lens Flares 3 fail?

because he rode the wave like everyone else, except us.

That edgy live action scooby doo reboot might be worth while if they cast a thick Velma
Without making her obese.

good luck user, curvy nowadays basically means muffin rolls.

...

well, it was fucking stupid. Khan was a middle-easterner played by the whitest Mexican ever and JJ was too uncreative to think of a story besides "let's rip off Wrath of Khan".

Another Scooby Doo movie? Fucking seriously?

...

Lens flare Beyond flopping Bingo Card when?
Honestly I am waiting for them to blame Donald trump for beyond flopping somehow. I heard a Nu-male Sky DEV already done the same time.

They'll think of a way to blame Trump supporters or GG somehow, even though they had nothing to do with this shit flopping.

I guess you could say it was a "Star Wreck"?

...

Takei is an asshole. He said some bullshit about racism and Trump, like they all do.

Everyone knows that the last movie sells the next movie. People didn't go to see Beyond because they didn't like Into Darkness.

Pegg on suicide watch?

but it was racist

against white people

Yep. WB banking on a Hanna Barbera shared universe too. It's launching with a PG-13 scooby doo reboot. Base on S.C.O.O.B comics. The one with the hipster shaggy, underage Velma that likes to remind shaggy she one of the few girls left in the world and scooby doo with a missing eye and facial scars.
screenrant.com/scooby-doo-reboot-scoob-2018/

ew.com/article/2016/04/12/scooby-doo-reboot-hanna-barbera-warner-bros

That indeed was shit. But it still did decently at the box office. I expected this shit to at least make 300 mil.

wut

not without a "cinematic universe" to sustain interest. or even one currently-airing TV series. apparently that's what you need to make the shekels these days.

JUST

DC comics doing a series of Hanna Barbera reimaginings. Which includes a mad max inspired Wacky racers, a post apocalyptic scooby doo and a realistic art style adult Flintstones.

...

Well I'm done

Compared to other shit it's not even that bad.

How does this hack keep getting jobs when every single one of his movies, shit awakens not counting, has been a flop?

Is Fred having a afair with Betty?

Why ask a question that you already know the answer to? It's not like the answers are even going to be funny.

what

Well, I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

But surely these people giving him jobs value their money?
Why would you piss away 200 million dollars on someone who's going to fuck everything up?

They're sat next to Barney.

Barney's body is just obstructed by Freds frame.

Barney being symbolically cuck. Which is probably true. Considering how much swearing and gore in the scooby doo comic.

...

Wilma has her moments.

What did he mean by this?

I don't remember Flinstones looking like this?

Wilma is quite a milf in the new comics. Pebbles is coming along well too.

Feels like this is setting up a shitty western porn comic.

I certainly hope it is.

You are missing the point.

They have it plain as day about all these races and such of the original series. To change a character because no good reason is a sin to the original writing and an insult.

Or do you support the idea of Geronimo from Kinnikuman being changed from a native american who becomes a super human through sheer willpower alone, to being some british dumbfuck named Beetlebomb?

...

He just rode the wave of everyone calling Abrams racist and insensitive meanwhile he was likely one of the many who applauded that whitest of the asgardians was changed to black in Thor but bitched when Gods of Egypt was filled with tanned whiteys.

I'm okay with that.

Except it isn't. Its fucking DC and all their bitches have been de-sexified to boot. Just like with Marvel.

But Wilma and Betty are sexy af in the new comics. Pebbles too

Not as sexy as they could be. And expect no prominent fanservice.

I hate everything about that image.

...

Whelp that does it. I've gone Hollow.

Heh heh heh heh heh

wait, Moot actually appears in Scooby Doo? What fucking world are we living in?

I don't care how many of you deny it. This is a sign that we are officially out of ideas. We are on the precipice of creativity. This is the end of original ideas as we know it.

You mean average summer action movie #6468464 now combined with brand recognition?

Shit like this belongs with Cowboys and Aliens and remakes like Total Recall and Robocop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA-HA-HA

no, he was in Crossed as a rapist. the way they drew Shaggy in that edgy Scooby Doo comic reminded me of him.

Worst part is they'll probably just get JJ in to do NuTrek 4

There'll be no end to the nightmare any time soon.

i still don't know why they changed the alien motives in the movie from the comic. it made perfect sense in the comic, but instead they went with muh resource farming, which is typical alien invasion plot #392, and awful.

x-com declassified was a better cowboys and aliens adaptation.

what was the motivation in the comic?

The sooner Star Trek is dead and buried the better place the world will be.

they were gonna just enslave and wipe out humanity for lulz, to sum it up. instead they became space jews.

Seems like a pretty Jewish plot to me.

You just have to go with OC from writefags.

I can't believe they shove swj shit "muh ebiw wyatt mail str8 goobergloblins" in fucking crossed.
And guess what, the ((writer)) of this shame.

What a time to be alive.

I almost want that robbi rodriguez fuck to do a few issues, just to see Frank Cho utterly destroy him.

grunge.com/4140/star-trek-beyond-death-franchise/

Seriously, I never even heard of this jackass before Star Trek. Why was he so fucking popular?

Pfff. Frank Chong is pretty much the same. Only difference is that he sees sexy women as empowering and as true feminism. If they hadn't attacked him for his art he'd be fully supporting them and would gladly support this red herring of a comic.

Fair enough, but considering that new and original stories are pretty much nonexistent to these Hollywood dirtbags they might as well be considered dead.

...

FUCK

ME

nah m8, jews want to rule and be worshipped

lost, and fringe. he didn't direct any of it, save a few episodes i think, but they were concepts he made up. also, alias.

Anally?

Sounds about right.

that's the thing, abrams has always been a big ideas guy, not one for the actual job of directing or writing, as you can see by nu-wars and nu-trek.

...

Really? What is its origin?

They really are unstable psychotics.

i didn't say they were good ideas

pretty much all the aesthetics of the film are stripped from the old eu

- solo child turning to the dark because of an evil spirit
- leftover of the empire turning into a major faction again
- new republic
- setting up a second galactic civil war

that's just the icing on the cake, i could go much further but am about to leave, so i can't.

thank you fampai.

...

Not only commercials but twenty minutes worth of them

'Just remake shit' isn't being an ideas guy. It's called being a hack

It's even worse when you realize all of the reboots are WoK remakes to some extent.

It's called being a Jew.

Box Office Mojo is just the gross take isn't it.

It doesn't account for whatever % the movie theaters take I thought?

Star Trek: Beyond Profitability.

...

It's the Black Johnny Storm affect. They'll never admit it through, but expect Hollywood Jews to start backing off on radical character changes.

SJWs really are their own worst enemy.
They blame the right-wing for making normalfags start to hate them, but they've got nothing to do with it. They're so fucking crazy that normalfags are starting to hate them regardless.

Khan shouldn't be white, you faggot.

From 2013 to 2014, IDW published a five-part series of comic books telling the story of the Into Darkness incarnation of Khan.[8] The first issue in the series acknowledges the discrepancy of Khan's physical appearance compared to that of the previous incarnation.[9] In keeping with the prime timeline's backstory, Khan's beginnings, rise to power, and involvement in the Eugenics War are depicted. It is also revealed his birth name was Noonien Singh and that he adopted the title "Khan" out of admiration for Genghis Khan. The series goes on to mention that Khan's anatomy and memories were altered per Marcus's orders, so that Khan would initially believe himself to be the fabricated Harrison.[10]

Calm down Pajeet.

Could all these flops be because a few big torrent sites got taken down?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

borger?

Hot daaaamn son.

A great % of people who pirate, buy music/tv/games/movies later on. Better to get people to pirate then buy than to do nothing

...

The whole point of pirating is not to pay for stuff that isn't worth your money.

If there is a correlation between most of this year's movies being shit and many of the torrent sites going down, it's film studios taking the fact that they're clueless hacks out on the pirates instead of looking inwards. They think it's torrent sites' fault that nobody's paying for their shit when it's simply because it's not worth paying for.

...

Brutal.

The next panel the meat "guy" pulls a dildo out their superhero panties.

Yep. The fucker in the second panel is a tranny.

Also the rape girl kills off a guy shortly afterwards who was trying to help her escape earlier because she's a stronk independent woman who don't need no man.

Oh, Velma is an edgy emo bitch in here, to paraphrase: "Humanity is depraved and it doesn't need to be saved…EXCEPT I WILL."

So she releases a nano bomb that ends up turning everything to monsters.

Where is the fucking get

What the absolute fuck? It's Scooby Doo. Who are they doing this for?

brutal get, i hope anton's family gets a nice sum.