Ok, /tg/ Make the Simpsons Worse

Nothing short of Dan's death can stop this monster.

All on tap for next season.

I think this happens when she goes to college if I remember correctly.

already happened, only with Norwegians instead of Mexicans

they even built a wall

Think they'd hire an impersonator to replace him? Some of them sound very alike

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at least your elevated blood alcohol level will help you burn more quickly

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ADD HERETICS! HERETICS MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE!

Family of Somalis move in next door.

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They didn't want herring and oil?

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Just crank up the sjw bullshit another 25%, and add more Lisa episodes.

Yeah but for only like one picture in the future episode so its not inclusive enough.

They didn't bother replacing Edna.

They already did that sort of.

Fuck I meant Matt Groening. How did I fuck up so badly? Forgive me Mike…

And no one was raped? Calling BS.

Nope. Homer learned a valuable lesson about not being suspicious and learning that muslims were not involved in any terrorists attacks and radicals do not exist.

You are truly maniacal, user. My hat is off to you.

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The ride never ends, user

Make an episode about the Democratic primary and have Lisa lecture all the Bernie supporters. Make the DNC orderly and RNC chaotic. Have Mr. burns donate a ton of money into the trump camp, and have Lisa once again rise money for Hilary. Also make heavy anti gun and pro abortion.

shit episode, but I do like the part where the genie turns everything islamic with his magic

Anyone wanna take a bet that this year's Tree House of Horror will have a dystopia where Trump is the president and this led to Nuclear War. Then, Lisa will wake up to find Hillary is the president, pull out shot of the Aliens laughing about alternate futures and mentions of how the wall couldn't stop all aliens.

brilliant! you're hired.

t. Al Jean

I am not surprised by this point.

I can easily see this happening in the next season.

When can I start? I've got great ambitions for milhouse; two words, Autism Awareness.

To do what to whom now?

Luciferians (Satanists) in the New York/Eastern Establishment elite.

Make 5 night event called "Lisa guide to the election"

Could genuinely see this one happening.

Those exist? I've never been to NY.

The year is 2017. America is kill as it inaugurates Hillary Clinton. The Simpsons is still a hit show according to the newly formed Ministry of Truth. A new episode is lined up sure to be a hit with true patriots

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(Scene opens with the Simpsons walking down the street in a European city they're visiting that's oddly all sunshine and rainbows with blatant diversity)

Lisa: *Gasp* Look everyone! It's billionaire philanthropist George Soros!

(Cut to a handsome, twenty years younger Soros walking alone across the street [lol]. Mr. Burns approaches him.)

Mr. Burns: Well if it isn't Mr. Soros. Not so rich now that you donated to Save a Child Foundation! Now you're a lower-upper-class billionaire! Hahaha!

Soros: Montgomery, weren't you the one that donated a quarter of your wealth to the Trump campaign?

Mr. Burns: Yes… well…

Soros: Maybe you're the one who should learn to spend his money more wisely. Hahaha!

(Soros walks past Mr. Burns and exits the scene. Cue a black limo pulling up next to Mr. Burns. Supermodels are popping from the sunroofs, dancing. Passenger-side window rolls down. It's Trump. He holds up a bag of money)

Trump: Hey, Monty, thanks for the dough! Party at the tonight! Be there!

(Trump sets down the money bag to stuff his face with a bag of cheetos. The powder gets all over his face as someone pops up from the seat next to him. It's a stereotypical British caricature meant to be portraying Nigel Farage. He's waving a miniature British flag.)

Nigel Farage: We're playing pin the tail on the refugee, old chap! One night only! We have to get him on the first raft back to sea by dawn.

(Someone else pops up from the seat. It's Cleetus.)

Cleetus: Hyuck! Yep!

Trump: So be there! It's gonna be…

All three in unison: HUUUUUUUUUGE!

(limo speeds off, swerving around)

Marge: *Grumble* This is why people hate Americans.

lel

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Not openly. I mean, I don't know of any clear proof that there is such a set of people. But they probably exist.

moe gets a cell phone
maybe marge is a robot
wedding after wedding after wedding

let it continue on and let the cancer of this show grow until civilization collapses.

user, that was legitimately funny. Go save the Simpsons by being a writer for it.

Better than the last 16 years of the Simpsons.

Bart starts having strange feelings about his penis and wants to wear girl's clothing. Lisa explains to him he is now a genderqueer, fluid attack helicopter. Marge, looking directly at the camera, delivers a minute long explanation on why this is fine and to be encouraged. Attempting to use the girls toilet at school Bart is violently attacked. After this one of the other boys at school starts dating him. Homer, of course, opposes this as he is so backwards and anti-progess but by the end of the episode he comes around to supporting it all. It gets bonus shit-points because early Homer actually enjoyed messing around with acting/dressing like a woman etc (in fact he explicitly says something like that) without assuming it meant anything deeper. Ignoring established canon is essential for a truly terrible Simpsons episode.

That more or less happened when he moved in the the gays after fighting with Marge. Anyway Moe exists as a character to say it's ok to laugh at ugly, lonely white men. Carl would be more appropriate since that's also race-mixing.

also another time, when Homer started dating Lena Dunham

I don't remember that episode. Was it recent?

I like listening to the DVD commentary where Jon Lovitz calls Al Jean a fag. Lispy queer ruined the Simpsons.

Lol he actually did that? Sauce plz.

Yes it was. It was a season premiere where Homer begins dating a pharmacist who is Lena Dunham's slim self-insert celebrity cameo. Homer's marriage looks like its about to fall apart but then its revealed that it was all a dream.

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Wait really?

yeah. can't have Homer fucking another woman for reals

All-out nuclear war separates the family, as now they are at total war, meaning that Homer and Bart get conscripted to go to the war in China, while Lisa and Marge have to work support for the troops. Maggie is taken to a baby-care facility and adoctrinated to produce more children, so more soldiers get to go to the war. All with a tinge of "threads". Also, they start aging.
From then on it starts being some weird mix of WH40k where war is eternal and all is grimdark, but there's no god-emperor to protect them.
Research in psionics starts, and now the USA govt. starts mind-controlling people. From then on, war keeps on going not because of ideological, or pragmatic reasons, but because of the will of the few above it all.
Many generations later, war keeps on going because that's all the people know of. Much was rebuilt, but it kept getting destroyed in the nuclear exchanges, so now people are super-disperse. The only places where pop. density is big enough is in the military camps, so most nukes deployed start being tactical. All that's left is southern hemisphere, where world powers have risen.
Hundreds of years into the future, after super-secret research, the rulers of the world govern it all from the moon, keeping on fighting just to see the other side die, just because that's all they know, just because that's what they were taught to do.
War spreads all aorund the universe, and in time aliens find us. It's the only time where the armies of the world came to an alliance, the aliens get pushed back and their worlds nuked so much that "nuclear wasteland" is a paradise world for them.

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OP asked for /tg/, right?

user, the focus is the Sons of Simp not the entire world

Have some tragedy (involving the most widely sympathized victims, but still appealing to leftists, like an lgbt teens in a building collapsing) happen and tie it the the simpsons. The tragedy's favorite show was the simpsons so in memory who died april 14, (411 for phone repair, or some really common number to remind you everytime you come across it.) The simpsons will be played more and more in the month reaching it's date until it's continuous and it's all that's all that's on television then it will stop and slowly reset for next year, to show it's respect to the tragedy. Kind of like when they wouldn't stop broadcasting the chilean miners usatoday.com/story/news/2015/10/13/chilean-miners-resuce/73838496/ . Have the simpson be some emotional patriotic pity party that people can unit over, similar to when snacks get their own holiday in japan, or black friday.

Whats that?

FTFY

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Nah, /tg/ would be edgier and poorly written.

The sad thing is most of the shit in this thread will actually happen. People who grew up with The Simpsons after it became shit will look at this Simpsons of the future and go "damn, this shit is terrible. Remember when The Simpsons was good?"

Even with nostalgia people will eventually know it was bad television, i watched an episode of kenan and kell and it made me really embarrassed to have enjoyed it as a kid.

There's more bad than good now. I would've preferred it if the Simpsons had never existed at all considering the massive disappointment.

wtf, I hate kevin james now.

Yes. He and Marge break up. He then dates Lena Dunham. After fucking he wakes up with Marge and literally that was the entire plot.

I can easily see this happening.

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Truly they are men of the little guy

Back to Holla Forums wanker.

It's SA and he becomes one of (((them)))

*In to

Heil?

This one already has her own Taiwan animation.

While the crossover was shit its suprised me how many jokes there were at the expense of feminists. How triggered do you think the Simpsons writers got?

Who runs that shit hole?

Isn't Watchmojo voted on by the viewers?

heh

heh

It's a
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clickbait channel, what do you expect?

That surprised me as well, also considering the year it came out in. Nonetheless the crossover was pretty shitty. Only Marge and Lisa seemed to be in character while everyone else was just a reduced caricature of their usual behavior, not that actual simpsons is much better. In spite of that, it reminded me of the bugs bunny pod people parody with how each character acted.

The only decent scene from the episode was the courtroom and that's only because it was deservedly meta and addressed something people had been saying for a while, with how many things Family Goy copied and pasted from The Simpsons.

the last episode I actually saw air was one where everyone was playing some shitty MMORPG World of Warcraft clone, and I think Marge had to sign up to get Bart to do something for her, but then it turned out she was great at the game or something.
How long ago was that? the last DVDs I bought were S12.

Have Adam Sandler Direct all future Simpsons Episodes and allow Sandler to fire all established voice actors and replace them with his own flunkies.

Make bart gay for Milhouse, make lots of very crass sodomy jokes for them to fire off at eachother every couple of minutes.

Change Lisas voice actor for someone with a more annoying voice, preferably one that you can't ignore, change all her dialog for shit written on Tumblr.

Episodes about GamerGate.

Have the cast of The Big Bang Theory in a episode.

Marge is now a trannie.

Homer gets a terminal brain tumor from working at the nuclear power plant.

Grampa Simpson dies in the old folks home, played off as a joke.

I hope the Simpsons continue just to spite you chucklenuts who think de evil liberals are your mortal enemy.

No sitcom or cartoon should last more than ten seasons. Otherwise the writers run out of ideas and start parroting pop culture and current events to stay relevant and it sucks. There's no agenda, just a roomful of unfunny old hacks who just want to collect their paycheck from FOX without resistance and go home.

well, for starters we can run it in F.A.T.A.L.

nah fam, Black Tokyo

Replace Lisa with Lena Dunham.

How petty can you get?

Bart has ADD and gets Ritalin or Meth, he becomes a nerd.

Lisa gets brutally raped by a transsexual dog in bikini.

Homer realizes he is a she because he became a woman but forgot about it.

a whole episode about how hard millennials have it.

Everyone in the cast voiced by Takeshi Kitano

happened already in season 11

Already happened.

Already happened in the last 2 seasons several times. First one was about Lisa getting triggered over being told that girls can't use computers or some jazz and another one about her joining a tumblr group for millennial causes.

OK, Bart becomes a sex addict his taste grow stronger and stronger so he can only watch black on white or tranny porn where the tranny is fucking the dude in the ass.

Now that's just bad fanfiction right there. So it could work for one of their future episodes.

seriously?
OK, so what about Lisa becoming a trans-species with a dog or something and falls in love with an actual cat. So the cat has some sexy underwears because Lisa is trans-species that happens to be male instead of female, or she is a lesbian.

Or an episode where Homer says to Marge or whatever she is called, that she can't make him a sandwich because his manly dominance and privilege wont allow it.

in this episode she also gets a new computer class teacher called Quinn

They already did some Homer is sexist shit in the past.

dammit!

what if he he starts smoking and gets cancer. Or he becomes a full blown alcoholic and dies from withdrawal only to become a zombie in the next episode?

I think they did that as a joke in a halloween special once.

An entire episode dedicated to Disco Stu

OK, what about Homer gets red pilled and learns about the holocash,he becomes a skinhead that happens to be flaming homosexual. That goes to prison for something nationalistic. So it a full on race war in prison. And he comes back and buttfucks bart.

That could not have been done.

That would be gross but so enjoyable for the smartass to finally get it.

you are fucking retarded

no. because that could actually be good

Those both happened.

i would like to see some clips from this purported gamergate episode. its the one that had sweet dee, right?

It will be 90s all over!

They got hacked, but no one uploaded shock content, fucking faggots.

Done

Implied that cletus is married to his sister already, but can see that

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A reminder that she deserves to suffer for what she did to elliot.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

They had a software dev named Zoey

Add 3 more lisas

:^)

No, 10 more lisas! No, twenty more lisas!

MAKE THEM ALL LISA!
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

Make Bart a tranny and have her spout Assigned Male type inanity at every turn.

I want to fuck Bart's boipussy

Lena "Squealing pig child rapist" Dunham had her own episode.

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citation?

Her own book. She says she used to try to finger her younger sister's pussy constantly and would offer her candy to do it.

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She admitted it, man.