Knock on door

wut do Holla Forums?

fug

frig 'er

frick

are you willing to sacrifice your dick to a demon?

a 360 and walk away

Get the jewess demon in bed and sniff her butthole.

Put a leash on her

WHORE!

"That's one Hell of a man-jaw, are you a tranny?"

Shoot her in the face before she becomes a Shillary Cunton supporter 30 years later.

Moot! You faggot! Look what Google's done to ya!

I'd pick her up, turn her upside down, and use her head as a mop.

Nice night for a walk

I'd punch her in the cunt because I'm a GAMERGATE MISOGYNERD!

10/10

360 is a complete turn you casual faggot. Its 180.

As for myself, a pro, I prefer to walk away at 90 degrees. Gotta be able to keep your eye on the enemy. Never turn your back completely, kiddo.
t. Ace Pro

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Found the newfag.

Go back to Holla Forums, kid.


Do you even lift?

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inb4 I was pretending to be retarded

Suck those yummy toes and fuck her doggo style while she scolds you for wasting electricity

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This movie gave me a mind control fetish and a transformation fetish.

same here

Rick Moranis has the physiognomy of Paul Erdös

god i love charles dance.

Get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom.

Maor

Apparently he is an oldfag :^)

You just KNOW they banged etc.

Tell her I'm the key.

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ITS NOT FAIR
Even though Heartbreakers rectified this issue somewhat, as a footfag, I'm pissed

Make her eat all the eggs.

Ask her to grow bigger boobs via her evil canine powers.

I think it worked

Amazing.

Fucking shit. Why don't you share?

YOU JUST KNOW

Well she's either crazy, or demonically possessed, or into role play. If the first two then run away. Never stick your dick in crazy, and a demonic posession would most likely end with me being sacrificed.

If Role play then HIT DAT LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD!

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top kek

Life is suffering

Look morons, it doesn't matter if you turn 180 times or 380 times, you'll still just get dizzy, vomit, and then that puss will be dryer than a lake in the atacama desert.