DUDE PORN LMAO

DUDE PORN LMAO

I couldn't take this movie seriously.
Am I supposed to believe someone would enjoy fucking Seth Rogen?

wtf i hate porn now

Up to his usual shit standard.

I look forward to life not ending well for him.

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i don't get it, why did they need a movie to do pic related?

what if he has a yuge dick that tickles her g-spot?

The part where they are so completely broke that they can't pay for electricity hit to close home for me.

Luckily i turned to crime instead of porn.

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This cameo remains the best part

Dude scat lmao.

I actually enjoyed it and thought it was rather sweet.

if (((seth))) ever made a real porno he would be getting cucked in it

what kind

Its a Kevin Smith movie what were you expecting?

It's called a meme shitpost

Of course, how could forget the jews rubbing their hands at all the shekels they'll get while degenerating society?

Is that you Aetrem?

I enjoyed this movie and it honestly hit close to home

I was living with my parents and needed money for college and I went on a gay set ready to do gay for pay. There was about 10 guys all naked and jerking off. The scene was an orgy (my first scene go figure) where 1 guy was being held down and "raped" while the 10 guys would take turns pounding his asshole

I was just a backup guy. I would join in at the very end to ejaculate on the guy getting stuffed and in the meanwhile I was just supposed to open my mouth and suck any dicks that were going limp. For this I would get $500

So at the day of the shoot I'm naked with all the other guys and I didn't mind jerking guys off. I just closed my yes and moved my arms and closed my hands and pretended I wasn't there. The other guys did most of the work as they would swing their big dicks into my open palm

Then came a good 20-30 minutes into the orgy when guys were going limp and the camera guy tells me to go ahead and start sucking dick. So I get on my knees and just open my mouth and a guy runs towards me and just face-fucks my open mouth. I just closed my eyes and pretended I was somewhere else but after a couple seconds it was just too much and I started crying. Then he pulled out and started fucking the main guy while a 2nd guy came in and started violating my mouth

I was still crying and I guess they thought it was part of the scene because they started slapping my face and talking gay dirty talk to me. It wasn't until I was sobbing quite hard the camera guy took me aside and told me what fuck I was doing. I couldn't speak and told him I was sorry but I can't do gay for pay. I'm not gay and this sucks. So instead of $500 he offered me $200 and said "it happens" and he sees that shit all the time where guys flake out but he said he was still going to use my scene since a lot of guys jerk off to crying and slapping

Then at the end I couldn't ejaculate and my penis was too small to get a good shot with all our dicks over the main guy's face so he cut my pay to only $100 and told me to never do gay for pay again because i was obviously straight and too vanilla

So I left and ended up taking a huge bank loan for my college which was the worst thing I could have done. Was in debt for many years

I can understand how people feel they need to do porn to pay the bills

Nice story, moot.

It was a fun enough movie with an interesting concept not at all deserving of the hate it received.

I could probably get off to this post alone, thanks nig

I dont get it

Its probably a copy pasta

Sure buddy

is it so hard to believe that some people enjoy fucking so much they don't mind doing it for hours in front of a camera?

What are you, fifteen?

Try look at a documentary about porn dude. They start for the money and stays because no one want the outside of it. That's why porn actors only marry colleague.
They even almost regret start the job if wasn't for the money

well of course they do other stuff as well: blowjobs, fondling, the occasional dialogue

but not every one of them regrets it. that was my point

Did deserve to underperform and turn Smith into the stoner joke he is today?

I meant to say Justin Long is really the only funny part of the movie

electoral fraud

I don't disrespect him for turning into DUDE WEED, or even for becoming even more of a fat chode.

I DO disrespect him for churning out revolting reality television and making podcasting his main job though.

THIS THIS THIS!!!
Well maybe it was the "dude weed lmao" shit that turned him into a lazy fuck who just churns out garbage NERD LMAO reality tv and fucking smodcasts

If someone gets to that point, they are nothing but a lowly animal that cannot control urges. Filthy degenerates that deserve the oven.
>>>/oven/


You have a vested interest in defending porn stars. Do you have something to admit before you're thrown into the oven?

If someone gets to that point, they are nothing but a lowly animal that cannot control urges. Filthy degenerates that deserve the oven.
>>>/oven/


You have a vested interest in defending porn stars. Do you have something to admit before you're thrown into the oven?

CUCKMONKEY FIX YOUR SHIT

samefag white knight

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When I've had money issues I did work as a labrat. Typically getting $250-$300 a day over the course of maybe 5-10 days.

Seems easier than some of this shit you guys try and do.

Nice trips. How do you pull that off, or where could I find information about it?

Convinced my friend to rig an election in my favor, in exchange for a lucrative position working for me.

This is supposed to be hilarious, right?

You should kill yourself.