Why haven't you gotten your security clearance yet?Don't you want to make 6 figures?

>>427485161I have a secret clearance and work for Northrop Grumman. I work on chemicals that turn frogs gay. Ask me anything

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>>427488456This. I also make 6 figures a year but mine starts with an ‘8’

>>427488704>I work on chemicals that turn frogs gayas a test subject?

>>427488794based

>>427488839Yeah, they figure if they can turn me gay they can turn anyone gay. Jokes on them... I've been sucking cocks in secret for years

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>>427485161i've seriously thought about it, but:>>427488293>they poly you and ask you do you pirate shit and watch weird porn.fuck this shit. the whole thing sounds like a fucking humiliation ritual just to get a chance to work for ZOG. in my own case there's probably a 50/50 chance it would all be for nothing anyway, since i'd have to admit to recent drug use

Because you need a clearance to get a clearance so it's invite-only like everything else in this jewish country.

>>427489186oh drugs are a 100% nono

>>427489186they're gonna humiitae you on a poly and send agents to your neighbors, interiew your teachers from high school if they can figure it out. they would probably analy probe you if they could. its one of the most invasive things you could submit to.

>>427489824that user probably means weed. which just recently changed and is actively changing. also people are retarded and too scared to speak up. the only requirements under federal law for contractors right now stipulate that a company needs to have a drug-free workplace policy. what an employee does on their off-time is none of the government or contractor's concern. clearance jobs surveys said roughly 40% of 18-25 year olds have smoked pot within the past 90 days. if you exclude 40% of the brightest minds you're asking to get fucked in the ass (like we are) by shit holes like Russia and China and Nigeria.

>>427489985and meanwhile we have tons of people with clearances selling privileged information to cartels, organized crime, and foreign nations. great system you have there you senile boomer fucks

>>427485161that's a load of horse shit. I worked for the NSA while in the Navy and the fucks over in Denver of all places was willing to start me off at a GS-9 step 1 for having my Bachelors degree. that's 63k in Denver/Aurora area and housing prices are 400k+. You're better off getting a GS job in a rural area that has an army base since you'll have better purchasing power.

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>>427485245I bet they're crazy fun until you finally give them the launch codes.

>>427489985>send agents to your neighborskek>hello.. we'd like to ask you a few questions about your neighbor, user..who?>your neighbor, user.. he lives right over there.. (points)oh gosh I dont know.. I've never seen him. are you sure someone actually lives there?>thank you for your time, ma'am

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My wife had clearance to all areas of all military and govt. [How she managed that is beyond me]But she got paid jack shit.

>>427485161>Q

>>427490611

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>>427490284They already know if you smoke weed and watch weird porn. They want to test whether you are honest, or do you try to hide shit for selfish reasons. Better to be 100% honest. You get high and watch sissy hypno ? Tell them proudly. Be not afraid. They will give you clearance and look after you.

>>427488293>and ask you do you pirate shit and watch weird pornWelp, I'm screwed

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>>427485161Joke's on them. I make six figures without a clearance and I don't have to wander into a SCIF.

>>427487289>Lol, just start your own business, goy!>No, you can't have a loan. We just gave the last one to an impoverished black family so they could get a nice home in your neighborhood.

They get paid THAT much and they still get hacked left, right and center?By their own people on top?Embarrassing display.

>>427488704>I work on chemicals that turn frogs gay.I buy that for $3.50 per 1000 gallons. It's called tap water.

>>427490284When I did my clearance I tell them "Yeah I smoked weed 3 years ago but I stopped"They fuckin put on some condition where they made me sign a thing saying "I will not use any illegal drugs including marijuana". I basically told the guy "If you're saying sign or you don't get the job then I'll sign".

>>427485161It’s not something you can just get.

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>>427487810Exactly. It’s not like a certificate you can just get. It has to come through your job usually military or defense contractor.

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>>427490477yeah the first thing the military recruiters tell you >if you get a clearance you will be making big moneywe all know recruiters don't lie

>>427487810You find a company that wants to sponsor you for one. Or you already have one. That's the reason the shit is valuable, it's an invite only Jewish scam. Unless you're a diversity hire they want, or some unicorn that fills a niche role they need filled, they'll tell you to fuck off, and wait for someone who already has clearance.

For what job is this for? I've looked on clerancejobs and USAjobs and even TS jobs start out at some shit like GS7 or 8 unless you have tons of experience. As a vet, no matter what you do it seems you're kind of fucked and society at large doesn't want you to escape the enlisted/blue collar technician job and salary. I finished a dual bachelors in Physics and operations research, a few credits shy of a triple major in math as well, and I still get job offers for electronics equipment maintance and installer with 80% travel time required. Honestly a bit insulting.

>>427485161I don't wanna be a glownigger and actively reject recruitment for glownig agencies.

>>427489824i've heard they loosened up on weed a little bit, and i haven't even smoked the shit that's federally illegal (i've been a D8 fag) for years. then again i did just buy some modafinil recently so i'm not sure how that would square away lmao>>427489985still, not gonna do it because of this shit. it would pretty much go exactly like this for me: >>427490611 , but i just don't wanna go through the fucking anal probing bullshit

>>427491198oh so eventually only glowniggers can own guns, watch porn, and smoke weed. revolution when?

>>427485161>applying for a job for a company that does Federal government contracts>applied for security clearance as a result>2 weeks later I am called into an interview>receptionist directs me to a closed conference room with no windows, and a steel table with a chair on each side of the table>I take a seat>two guys in suits walk in and explain to me that they are FBI agents who want to address some “interesting” points of interest that appeared during their security clearance investigation about my online activity>one guy stands near the door, and the other sits across from me>guy sitting down pulls out a massive binder filled with my posting history on Holla Forums from the past year>he turns the pages, and throughout it I see highlighted phrases like “gas the kikes”, “fuck you glownigger”, “jet fuel can’t melt steel”, numerous ISIS GoPro shooting videos posted as .webm, tons of Trump meme pics and Pepe images circled in red pen >guy sitting down nods to the guy at the door, who then locks the door and puts his hands in his hips so that it opens his suit jacket to reveal a gun>guy in the chair leans back, gestures towards the binder and says to me “Care to explain?”>I stutter and mumble out “I-I was just pretending to be retarded...”>Door guy’s hand slowly moves towards his gun>Chair guy leans forward, looks me dead in the eyes and says “We don’t use that word. And neither do you. Now, would you like to start again?”>mfw

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>>427485161>My vending machine side hustle makes more in 2 weeks than a glowie makes in a year

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>>427491535this is both lazy and stupid

>>427493523im in northern virginia. glowniggers are some of the absolute stupidest with money, can't use a hammer, pompous fucks on earth

>>427493326>>applying for a job for a company that does Federal government contracts>>applied for security clearance as a result>>2 weeks later I am called into an interview>>receptionist directs me to a closed conference room with no windows, and a steel table with a chair on each side of the table>>I take a seat>>two guys in suits walk in and explain to me that they are FBI agents who want to address some “interesting” points of interest that appeared during their security clearance investigation about my online activity>>one guy stands near the door, and the other sits across from me>>guy sitting down pulls out a massive binder filled with my posting history on Holla Forums from the past year>>he turns the pages, and throughout it I see highlighted phrases like “gas the kikes”, “fuck you glownigger”, “jet fuel can’t melt steel”, numerous ISIS GoPro shooting videos posted as .webm, tons of Trump meme pics and Pepe images circled in red pen>>guy sitting down nods to the guy at the door, who then locks the door and puts his hands in his hips so that it opens his suit jacket to reveal a gun>>guy in the chair leans back, gestures towards the binder and says to me “Care to explain?”>>I firmly and proudly state ”Based curated shitpost collection, mind if we reminisce over good ones?">>Door guy’s hand slowly moves towards his face as he chuckles>>Chair guy leans forward, looks me dead in the eyes smiling and says “Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight”>>mfw

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>>427492457The recruiters for the Navy usually have two routes they push people. If you score below 50 on the ASVAB, they'll tell you to go undesignated since "you can try every job in the Navy and choose one that you like". If you score higher than a 50, they'll try and push you to go through Nuke school. I thankfully decided to go through the job blurbs to see which one would transfer over to the civilian world and went with CTT. The recruiters also try to shill the "go out and see the world" schtick, but those fucks don't remind you that the world is 70% water.

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>>427485161keeping secret is stressful.

>>427485161I earn $180K with my TS. Though I'm going to break $200K this year with overtime (we get paid standard rate for every hour worked).

>>427488704Tell me about the chemtrails.

>>427494022yeah but thats a high percentile. snowden barely broke 200k and he was running shit

>>427493326anyone who shitposts on Holla Forums that actually wanted a career in DoD / intel etc ., would be a welcome godsend for the diversity of thinking that they need. it's hard work and the tendies are microwaved (unless you sell your soul) but if you love your country and can be patient in severe retarded corporate culture, no quadchin bantz will get in your way.

>>427493884>higher than a 50, they'll try and push you to go through Nuke schoolYou won't even be considered for nuke school unless you score over an 80, and the cutoff score means you still need to take the specific nuke exam. If you score category 1 (92 to 99 percentile) you auto qualify and the designated nuke community manager/detailer/recruiter guy at MEPS will talk to you. >CTTcringe and doesntdoanyworkallday-pilled>>427494249I haven't seen this at all. Maybe you can point me the right way, I just want a decent paying job that helps me support my family, is filled with prior military so its a relaxed cool guy atmosphere, and doesn't require me to live in fucking virginia.

>>427485161>Why haven't you gotten your security clearance yet?Because I prefer the freedom to rant against niggers and kikes on 4 chins vs making a few jewbucks being a zogdog

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>>427485161I was a contracted pilot candidate in the AF and was filling out paperwork for my S when I realized that the Rockefellers dictate US foreign policy and I would be blowing up sandniggers and their goats so the Rockefellers could steal their oil... and MANY MANY other scams. walked out on my commission.DO NOT EVER WORK FOR ZOG. If you do, you are a fag and a nigger and lower than tranny niggers.

>>427493766Oi hell no

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>>427487810>If not, what's the process and is it difficult?Most get it through military service.

>>427488293>they poly youLol they did mine remotely. I got a diversity hire that didn't know her job.

>>427495707thing is the pay isn't even that great. you can be 20 years old and get a loan to start a small business doing bullshit lanscaping, concrete, painting, junk hauling. you can grab your nuts and pull close to $100k by 30 and tell people to fuck off if you need to. military is good for some people but making bank there is a meme for retards. if you know youre going to be a door kicker, pilot, surgeon and you want to then sure but its over rated once they got you they got you. 90% of military are just normal people that occasional go to the range.

>>427493766Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a penis if you're unable to masturbate?

>>427485161I did. TS/SCI for over 10 years. Made about 2 million dollars and left America and I'm semi-retired. Death to America. That's who they give TS/SCI to, jews, niggers, faggots, and white supremacists who hate America.

>>427488704A secret clearance is absolutely nothing and only the most civilian slave tier jobs in the military don’t require it

>>427485161Those numbers are severely out of date. If you live in the DC/MD/VA area you can make double what is listed there

>>427487810Importance of having a clearance is inverse to your actual skill level. If you're someone they need they'll get you cleared. If you're run of the mill you must have the clearance already.

>>427488187You can't self sponsor a security clearance lmao.

>>427487810You have to work for a company or own a company that has a contract with the government in a program that requires a clearances. Or go be a government employee on a cleared program. If you’re interested in doing gnit it’s going to be easiest living near DC, FL, CO, or CA. But there are also military bases all over the USA so you might be able to find work newr one of those.

>>427485161I don't do any kind of drugs, but I torrent movies and shitpost on 4chan. I also didn't take the jab and cursed Biden in front of my neighbor. Would that disqualify me from a TS or Q?

>>427496867None of that will disqualify you.

>>427496867No you’d be fine. The key is that you can’t have any felonies, no current drug use and never lie about anything. Lying is why most people get rejected for the clearance. Just be truthful and honest about everything you’ve ever done if they ask you about it.

>>427496784you can pay for it if the employer won't.

>>427494022Yea I did a shit ton of overtime in 2013 and hit $180k that year.