Girlfriend cheats on him

But he slapped her when he got angry that one time! Surely he deserved to go down with the entire ship.

Well he was a haughty dick too but yeah.

No, this isn't the reason. Remember, Jack went down too. The reason they perished is because they were cis white males. All the women were saved except that one chick who hit the mast when the ship went vertical and went spinning to her doom

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chimney? whatever the fuck it was

He did everything wrong.

Engravings provide no tactical advantage.

Crashing this ship…

With no survivors!

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is this real??

What the fuck movie are y'all talking about?
That boring ass Titanic movie I slept through when I was a kid?

Not looking like a fucking peon is a tactical advantage.

are you gay?

Also the gun he has wasn't even being manufactured in 1912.

Are you that fucking guy from the Aliens thread? Do you have a personal vendetta with James Cameron or what

IT WAS DAYTIME ON THAT PLANET WHEN THEY FOUND THE GIRL

Are you gay?

I can see how to someone who lives on the internet Kate Winslet may seem unattractive and I'm sure she doesn't even come close to the perfection of your 2D waifu, but I assure you Kate Winslet is attractive. In Titanic she is a solid 7/10 if not 8/10.

And just for you, this is now a naked kate winslet thread. :)

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Nice trips.

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merkin?

jesus christ, is there even just one movie where she doesn't get naked? what a whore!

People are cruel.

I was bullied extremely bad in school, when peopel found out my family was rich.

I think it fucked me up for life. I literally lost all my friends and become an anti-social, reclusive mess.

Also fun fact:
I developed a hug "fetish". I guess it's because my mind really years for normal human interaction, but all I can give it is daydreams and badly written stories.

Get fucked, richfag. Kill yourself and do us all a favor.

What'd you expect? You really think a no funz allowed liberal fag would know anything about funz?

just someone hug me please ;_;

Poor Ben Affleck

kek

Was he autistic?

ah rose me ol' flower

Wrong. The .45 ACP was designed in 1904 and by 1911 was standard army issue.

They're cruel and also stupid. Titanic is an excellent case in point, link related. The whole thing was an insurance scam yet anyone in a position to call it out was too dumb, greedy or cowardly to do so. Fast forward to today and nothing's changed but the obviousness of the scams + the willingness of sheeple to go along with them, even on the internet. You should consider being rejected by the hoi polloi a badge of honor.

>>>Holla Forums

Fucking kids these days are watching 4K midget porn at the age I watched kate's titties, they can't appreciate shit because they didn't live in the era when porn was more rare than good pepes

Are her boobs fake? Her nipples look weird.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol
Holy shit just kill yourself.

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just pay someone

I hope you used your vast wealth to commission a snuff film, which you keep locked in a safe when you're not fapping to it, so it can be found by your executors after you die.

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gib monies pls

>>>/reddit/

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Even he knew

He was probably wondering the whole time why they cast a fat girl to play her too. Bad enough he had to play a cuck whose fiance runs off with a homeless pornographer but it has to look like even a billionaire version of himself could only pull down a hambeast with fried egg tits.

JUST

Baneposting doesn't usually make me laugh. Kudos.