Lexx

in Canada, weed comes in bags.

Squats with no calf raises.

how did they get away with airing some of the things they did on TV? Canadian + German television shows are fucking crazy

I think you're missing the point of Lexx.

I thought I was watching a softcore porno when I watched Lexx.

Only if you have spare pattern.

You were

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Well I just saw what looked like source material of Gachimuchi.

DUDE
no thanks

simpler, better times

first season is naicu if only for the weird ass world they have set up.
don't watch all of it. it's got a disappointing and anti-climatic end and there's some serious shit to wade through to get there.

also characters don't seem to develop. seems like every episode is tweedle trying to get pussy.

ASS RAPING ALIEN ROBOT CARROTS

the nadir

You can skip 3-4 seasons. May be there are fan edit that cuts the crap. There are few good moments. Like Mantred cameo.

That was the point really. Everyone want to eat or fuck or kill.

This show is too realistic for me.

LAMO

Season 3 would probably be really good if you cut all the filler.

This show is fucking awful. Skip it.

Season 3 was my favorite.

-It plays out from one episode to the next as one ongoing plot, instead of the previous episodic format.
-While there's still ridiculous shit, it's definitely the most serious of all four seasons.
-It introduces Prince who becomes the primary antagonist after that.
-Their take on heaven and hell was interesting.

Overall the second season most "feels" like Lexx, but I still loved the third.

I'm not even going to try to defend season 4 though. Complete shit.

This post is fucking awful. Skip it.

It had it's moments, only big flaw was

I have the whole series on dvd, and I rarely buy dvds. It's a guilty pleasure.

The crew is primarily motivated by survival, hunger and lust. They're always looking for food or sex or trying to escape something. Even when they're not, poor Lexx is. They neglect the ship the entire fucking series.

-Stanley Tweedle is basically two universe's whipping boy. He's a loser and he's terrible at everything, however he has the "key" to the Lexx, a living ship which can destroy planets. He's always trying to get laid, rarely succeeds. More often than not horrific nightmares occur to him. Through the course of the series he was nearly raped by a black cyborg that literally raped everyone on it's ship to death, kidnapped by a couple of faggots who raped him for at least a year and kept videos of it all to taunt him with should they ever run into him again, was tied to a table while a holographic representation of Tim Curry attempted to inject him with a giant syringe filled with semen, fell in love with a sentient plant who primarily eats humans and doesn't have genitals but wears the face of a girl he had a crush on that rejected him, was nearly forcibly married to the "king of the faeries" was raped by Xevv in an episode where their genders were reversed, etc, etc. In one episode he actually finds a town where they have sex non-stop, and they exhaust him to the point of passing out with all the sex they demand.

-Kai is the show's most serious element. He's the last of his race, he's been carbonized into an undead assassin, meaning he's nearly indestructible and any part of him that's cut off re-attached perfectly. He's also got this grappling hook in his arm that makes for a pretty badass weapon. However, he's dead and he makes frequent note of this, his lack of emotions, and his inability to have sex (much to Xevv's frustration.)

-Xevv was a morbidly obese girl who grew up in a box at a "wife bank". The boy who bought her said she was a "fat ugly cow" so she decked him. Her sentence was to be transformed into a "love slave" given a perfect body and a hyperactive libido, as well as programming to fall in love with the first person she sees. Fortunately for her a "cluster lizard" got into the machine and mucked up the process. She looks like an attractive lady on the outside, but inside she's part reptile, so she has the increased libido but also super strength, increased aggression, and this weird attack where she rolls into a ball. The "fall in love with the first person you see" training went to…

-790, a robot head from a security droid. It was just a regular, emotionless robot (with a tiny piece of human brain matter) but the programming gave it a slutty personality. For the first two seasons it's obsessively in love with Xevv, to the point that it wants to kill everyone else in the universe, but while it's super intelligent it's only a head, so it can't fuck her or do much else, but be really negative and try to convince Stanley to kill himself. Throughout the series it gains various appendages and bodies for brief periods of time. Part-way through season 3 he "dies" and is brought back, this time first seeing Kai, so for the rest of the series he lusts after him and becomes much more psychotic.

The episodes where they visit transylvania, the Chess episode, the one with the Druids, and the finale were all good.

Shit this takes me back. This was like my fix of softcore "This will fuck you up in the future" porn, and sci fi.

You can enjoy it without getting high, but I would recommend it.

Come to think of it, this would make a pretty good /tg/ party. If you can ignore the party would be full of "That guys". Or at least a party full of them that acknowledged how fucked up it all was.

YO WAY YO

de-carbonized

That's why his shadow's webgun things can't dematerialize him.

You know, thinking about it the first season of Lexx would make for a pretty good big budget Hollywood movie if condensed somewhat. It wouldn't have the same charm or humour but compared to all the capeshit and comic book adaptations it would really stand out.