Into The Forest

The world ended 15 months ago and you're stuck in a cabin. You have 4 liters of gasoline left. You are running low on supplies. What should you do with the left over gas?

A) Drive to the nearest town
B) Use it to power your generator
C) Save it for later
D) Burn your own cabin down with it

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what this guy did

you can't power a generator or a car with wood

die trying to protect a woman who only a few hours ago murdered her own mother

The lure of the pussy was too strong

Star in a shitty movie.

e) channel aboriginals and huff petrol.

E) Pour it all down the drain. It's just a prank bro!

You don't need either a car or a generator.

Who gives a fuck about all that? Tits!

of course you don't "need" a car or generator, but they certainly could come in handy

>I was raped and the world literally just ended, now is probably a good time to have a baby

You can.

If your genny isn't a listeroid, you're doing it wrong. You can power that off any fat or carbon-based oil.

impressive

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y tho?

immolate myself for being too retarded to buy some solar panels.

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JUST BURN MY SHIT UP FAM

I'll bet he shot himself in the back of the head several times before slitting his wrists and leaping from a balcony and was not at all murdered by any oil companies.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, and you're stuck in a decommissioned Mount Prospect police car. You have a full tank of gasoline. You have half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and you're wearing sunglasses. What do you do?