/got/ general off-season #10

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B-but I haven't married Maisie yet. She won't be able to resist once she sees my big folder.

Is this accurate?
cracked.com/blog/5-ways-game-thrones-steals-its-plots-from-wwe/

>B-but I haven't married Maisie yet.
what did he mean by this?

Rekt

pretty much

Did Jeor do anything wrong? He seems to be one of the few GoT characters with good decision making and no major character flaws - capable leader, banished his beta son who brought shame to their house, realized the threat of WWs, saw the potential in Jon Snow (even in Samwell Tarly), was aware of Craster's importance to NW… He didn't deserve such pitiful end.

I thought your bed time is at midnight… Good night, Lord Commander!

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Hungary is a 10/10 country though, great food, liquor and women. Just watch some 90s Italian porn (the apex of this genre), most women there are Hungarian
Also, this is how they deal with the Brown Walkers threat, haha.

Do you have that Ellie goes shopping gif?

I can't believe this hooker got a role just because she sucked off Benioff.
She must be insanely good at that to make that Jew write a new character just for her.

not good enough. you need to launch sarin grenades when they're packed like that

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RAISING A BETA SON IS DOING EVERYTHING WRONG

vid related does seem like a very Tywin thing to do

You aren't seriously complaining about Ros, are you?

That would break Maisie's heart though, and we can't have that.

Exactly

There's only so much you can influence as a father, and Jorah is a cuck (literal meaning of the word for once) by nature. What was Jeor supposed to do about that?

that's ok, ideally Maisie would be in the gas zone too

The only problem with Ros was insufficent time dedicated to her character development.

What did Maisie ever do to you, user? She always gives her best in GoT to please the audience, even learnt swordfighting with her left hand just for book nerds. Who else cares about the original readers that much? Not D&D, and certainly not GRRM.

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slightly want

nothing against Maisie. I just want to spite you

The show needs to strop killing off its cute redheads.

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There is not enough rope for you.

THE SHOW ISN'T EVEN ON WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING THREADS ABOUT IT

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

Can her name get even more titles?

qué quiso decir con eso?

what did you mean by this

Who will win the game?

Tumblr wants Sansa only, 4-Chan wanted Stannis, Reddit wants Jon Snow & Facebook wants Dany.

4-chan already BTFO & Stannis dead

I think Tyrion could win because fatfuck likes him the most.

holy shit that chin

how many eyeballs do you think she's popped with it?

the only winning move is to stop caring about this shit franchise

In the medieval ages, that was pretty common, though during Mathias' reign, they were put to their places. After the Osmans took over, they got out again, and it took some time to put them back to their places again…

Absolutly plausible/10

I guess he deserved it because he was like that. Characters like that need to be put down, according to the great writers/producers, so the strong females could lead the crippled males then

Aren't her toes nice?:1

Upload a topless pic for us, Maisie!

So those people here who yapped for months about him being alive and still praise him are from there. Okay.

I want Arya to win and kill everyone

even you?

I'm not in Westeros, silly!

you are mentally

Not at all. I'm more in the XVII. century now

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not feeling so smug anymore, are you GRRM?

Wow so you arguably get cleavage from a 89 degree angle.

A girl without no tits is no one.

THE SHOW ISN'T EVEN ON WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING THREADS ABOUT IT

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Where is everyone?

You know who.

in your mom's vagina

vile
no

We ran out of things to discuss.

I know some anons can't stand Kelly C but I don't think she's that bad. Here, have Maisie.

this. all across the internet, the ASOIAF fandom is dying. r/asoiaf, westeros.org, you name it

this is what happens when TWOW has almost taken longer than ADWD already even though it was supposed to be way faster now that the 'Meereenese Knot' has been solved

GoT has the trajectory of a fad.

It'll end with an unsuccessful spin off series that gets canceled after 2 seasons.

I love me some Shadman.

I think it will die during the first season of the Joe Snoe spinnoff, what got people hooked disappeared when the show switched to full OC mode.

how would that even work? would it just follow his daily life as King of Westeros and his married life with Daenerys?

HOLY SHIT GUYS GRRM HAS A NEW BLOG POST UP AND IT'S ABOUT A NEW BOOK

now that I have your attention, I should add that the new book is an illustrated edition of A Game Of Thrones, and "here I am, twenty years later… still working on book six… ((and no, sorry, I have no announcement to make on that front))."

I really hope these rumours are false, because that'd be truly boneheaded. It'd be like making an entire spin-off about Luke Skywalker right after Vader dies.

I guess? Not sure if Emilia "Dancing Caterpillars" Clarke will be making a return though. Could be some sort of prequel, Kit Harrington is a midget after all.

I really dislike those kinds of illustrations in books, they make for okay covers of paperbacks but they feel out of place in the book. If I would get any of my stories printed with illustrations I'd prefer old fashioned woodcuts made by one artist.

It's also rather obvious he doesn't care much for writing, it's the twentieth anniversary of his first book in the series and he just drones on about cons and merchandise.

it's like they say: GRRM doesn't love writing, he loves being a writer

Dunk and Egg was quite pretty with the illustrations.

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would it have been better if there was a game of thrones animated series that was more faithful to the books, better written and had a better Stannis. Don't get me wrong I love Stephen Dillane as Stannis but the writing of the show doesn't do him any justice.

norms are still gobbling this shit up though because muh boobies and violence.

I don't know if I should be pissed because of my hatred of Hillary but this is fitting. They're both spoiled brats who act entitled and think they're saviors when all they do is kill brown people in the desert.

Yeah, I would have preferred the main series to be illustrated in the same style.

Even if the books got an 100% faithful adaption it would still be kind of shit.

Kelly C never sent assassins after anyone and she never took bribes. And she also didn't send secret stuff by ostrich mail which is vulnerable to interception.

True I guess what I meant was they both are white women with entitlement problems that destroy everything in their path.

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Absolutly horrible

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mind = blown

BREAKING: Maisie WIlliams reveals her true face on instagram

so she's the cheshire cat?

I think so

maisie is so ugly, i would rather become gay for stannis than bang her

You're fagit

Pic related.

And Bill is Daario, I suppose.

Of course, Shillary supporters could never be as handsome as my - er, I mean Dany's - bear.

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more like >fat little goblin with a deformed face lamoa

Maisie cat
Maisie cat
She really is not all that

Can she take it up the butt?
Yes she can
She's a slut

Watch out
Here comes the Maisie cat

If this is fat for you, then you are an idiot

is she forming a cross shape as an intentional tribute to Jesus?

This thread is just >>>/waifuist/ posting and moronic babble.

You mean not enough youtube "critic" talk for you?

Would you try to lick her tongue when she could bite you with those sharp teeth? I would!

Wonderful :)

the maise fag is the biggest virgin loser on Holla Forums. has inceldom driven him to the insanity of worshipping some ugly little whore who would only spit on him if she saw his ugly fat face?

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I think people are taking some downtime, it's the deadest point of GoT year when we've dissected previous season thoroughly and the shooting of S7 hasn't begun yet

S6 broke all the rating records though, and with only two short seasons remaining GoT will hardly fade out. HBO got the running time just right, additional seasons after that would probably start losing viewers. As for spin-off, it really depends on what they choose to cover. I honestly believe OC set in near future right after the events of GoT has more potential (both storywise and marketing-wise) than adapting material dealing with past, like Robert's rebellion or Dunk and Egg. Familiar characters in story with unknown ending should attract far more interest, because not only book readers, but also showfriends know the outcome of RR and such because of flashbacks in GoT.

what did Maisie mean by this?

A lot of projecting in this post user. I'm not a virgin, ugly or fat :)

There's no lewd implication, she's pure!

Maisielove and admiration of Stannis are not mutually exclusive Dillanelove is something else though

You are back!

Haha

I don't know if hooking up with mutants is a good thing

What is that?

Hello :)
It sounds creepy, and I probably shouldn't do it, but every now and then you capture a lil nugget of gold.
This is part of a conversation I had with an Aussie boy who was staying in my mixed gendered hostel room in Amsterdam. Enjoy.
instagram.com/p/BIhp4mohq6h/?taken-by=maisie_williams
This makes me even more terrified to approach Maisie in real life if I ever meet her :(

The state of involuntary celibacy, that's how user imagines us! He doesn't understand that staying faithful to Maisie is a choice.

(Me)
Forgot >meme arrow for the second part of quote from her Instagram, sorry

She is whoring herself out in the Nederlands?

Are we sure Renly was gay? I probably would have refused that too.

We saw him playing hide the sausage with Loras multiple times. If that's not enough, what else do you need?

Loras sort of looks like a girl. Plus, we know he wasn't attracted to Brienne.

At most, Renly was bi and preferred traps.

She believes in Darkness

It's not whoring when you're not getting paid
Also not sure what was so funny about the Australian.

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Can you blame him?

British and Americans laugh at their accents, but I think it's really cool

She's a Goddess herself (praise be upon her), that's why she doesn't follow any traditional religion.

Who knows what would happen then?

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It's better for everyone that she skipped us

One of the first things new HBO programming director did was denying those rumours, but leaving it open as a possibility, naturally.
watchersonthewall.com/hbo-chief-talks-game-thrones-tca/
They aren't even defending themselves anymore…
Also, some suggestions for spin-off topic down in comment section, with Dunk and Egg being the most popular choice, but some people mention how the mood isn't really suitable for HBO.

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And you people still want to read his shite

It's not bad for you, because you've already met her in that hobby shop in New York…I bet it was quite an experience, but you're not telling us because you're protecting her honour :)

That was quite offensive, but I'll look over it

6 (six) years

Only to tease the bookfriends with how badly it turned out >:) Anyway, someone in this thread calculated that about 15% of TWOW was already released in form of preview chapters.

oh yeah. but the other bloated mess took 5 years

Quads are coming

What was offensive about that?

that's mild. if they were Finnish Gypsies, they'd stab her eight times first

Off by one

How can this be?

I don't look like that guy. The only things we have in common is the glasses and the hair color

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Is this you, then?

Waif stabbed the Maisie, and look how it turned out for her!

Anyone buying this?

I don't own any Jurassic Park t-shirts

?!

I have all my hair!

no. I'm not giving GRRM another cent. so sick of his shit

Wait wait, what is this? New Maisie project?

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Just realized show Manderly looks like Harley biker

I don't give a fuck. even if Winds ever comes out I'll probably just read a synopsis of the main plot points

all the bullshit in the past year has caused me to lose interest in this series

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Was Ramsay our guy?

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Stop teasing me and tell me what it is already!!

no, pic related is

I have no bloody idea

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Arya is our heroine

it just looks small in this because of the forest around it

I looked up the director "Eros Vlahos" and holy sh*t, it's Lommy! YouTube short movie confirmed.

Arya is the protector of /got/

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If you found a wounded Maisie in your cupboard, would you take care of her, /got/?

Is he a real life love diety? Man, that's an ugly kid. Who the hell is that?

Yiss

If she manages to get inside my cupboard, then yes

You seriously underestimate how compact Maisie is :)

My cupboard is over the SOON text. If she can get inside that, I'll applaud her

Any idea who this "domsantry" is and why was he taking the eurotrip with Maisie and Jack?

Maybe Jack is gay, and that's his lover, and Maisie is his beard. Would explain all the whoring Maisie does and why he isn't mad at her

What is your next step?

my grandma has a towel exactly like the one hanging on your door there. spooky.

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That's exactly what I thought back when she posted this collage, but didn't want to say it out loud. It work both ways, because Jack has a cover, and Maisie can talk about dating her high school sweetheart in interviews so she looks like a proper young lady while she bangs Australians in shady Amsterdam hostels :o

Probably made in China, distributed to all over the world

James May?

Are the Amsterdam coed hostels the new Leamington Spa?

but she's had it for longer than I can remember

Every grandma has a kitchen towel like that :)

Top post

A Lommy

I love how she bothered to write "mixed gendered hostel" to explain why she had a random Australian in her room, haha. Why is she so slutty, Sir Gifmaker?

high T

>yfw it was Sir Phantasmagoric on vacation

I guess she lives her teenage dream now. Probably nobody wanted her back then, when she looked really strange, and was chubby, and hang out with girls like Cassidy who is objectively hotter

Now she is wealthy, thin and hot, so she goes around in search for the D

There are a lot of men down under who love Maisie

This also explains her incredible strenght

Do you think she shaves down under?

no, she probably looks like this:

>>>/waifuist/

Good, that's how I like it, maybe a little more kept

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Bring up a GoT topic then, Mr. Sage

you like your girls to have penises?

Probably pays someone to do it for her Best job after Maisie eyebrow brusher

All me

Well, she is tall, has long curly hair, big tits, big eyes, long legs…

What does S7 hold for him? Gallivanting?

Hopefully more then two episodes and seven minutes of screentime.

I meant some lady fur, don't you like them like that, user?

>>>/waifuist/

If you don't have anything to talk about, maybe you shouldn't be posting.

but then I wouldn't get any replies

Do you think there's a career hierarchy in Maisie crew? Like you start as a Maisie carrier, and you can work your way up to shaver and brusher?

Oh, we do have topics to talk about, just not what you're interested in.

That would be nice, though I think the first step is "party friend"

What kind of a person does this?

Honesly, I hope he kills Yara (like original S6 leaks suggested), someone has to pay for that cringeworthy smug scene with Dany.

Unfortunately, I believe the first step is "Maisie PR junior manager", where you delete comments by lewd Egyptians from her Twitter and Instagram.

I could do that all day long

It wouldn't be an unearned death. She sold out her people's culture for dragon cunt.

I miss Asha

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Is any of the rape illustrated?

Does it have Maisillustrations?

One of the perks of being an unemployed ugly virginal basement dweller leeching off your parents ;)

I am employed not a virgin since 2008, and I live on the 7th floor. This building doesn't even have a basement.

made me hue upboats for the repost

Thats not Stalin you lazy insolent negro

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GET DOWN FROM THERE MAISIE

Is the next book finished already?

Can someone explain why every normie and roastie I speak to says that Daenerys is their favorite? She's such a shitty character. It's so lame how everyone follows her despite being given literally no reason to.

If she doesn't get rekt when she gets to Westeros I'll be very angry.

Normal people don't actually get invested much in silly fairy tale shows so they'll like what ever the show "subtly" tells them to like.

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Canadian here, should I be worry about them copyright strike mails I'm receving from my ISP?

Is it bad that I hate the character so much I want the actress that plays it to die irl?

I miss the old GOT. The past couple seasons have been so tame. I think the feminists won.

Where is all the rape? Nudity?

try porn

I just want her to get nice and even chubbier so I can fap to her downfall.

Because that's just cliche for the show now. Nothing is shocking any more and you can feel the entire show winding down for a disappointing ending.

What is a "normie"?
What is a "roastie"?

If she actually looked like that I would have less confusion understanding why tumblr/feminists like her character and identify with her.

a normie is someone who doesn't know what a roastie is

Nigger, I could look it up on Urban Dictonary in no time. The question was for my disdain of the trend of spitting out more and more buzzwords in one post. Just because you say "something something" that doesn't make your opinion more valid. In fact, it makes you look like a chan-brainwashed asshole.

Let's see an example:

Take out the buzzwords:
Does it mean the same? Basically, yeah. Does it sound less irritating? Yeah. Will you understand this? No. Whatever, I've tried my best here

u mad bro?

I hate him. He is arrogant. Jorah is so arrogant that he invents all kinds of new ways to be arrogant. He might be able to fool Dany into seeing him as a rare gem. He might be able to fool Missandei and Grey Worm. But he cannot fool audiences, who despise him. Trust me. His reputation is spreading as the horrible cuck that he is. This is also exactly the reason why Tyrion, who is a joy to watch, has taken his place.

It just makes me sad to see the deterioration of everything around me

thought you'd be used to that, since you live in Hungary

Fuck off KIKE Hungary is PRO-WHITE and RED-PILLED

Ugh, Maisie will be the main guest at some ugly feminist festival
pbs.twimg.com/media/CpUqsbyWcAAX2HF.jpg
twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/762571698570924033
What does she mean by queen? Is this guy a homo?

Well, the right wing govermentment built a lot of things in 6 years. It's progress now actually, but how would you know that?

I fuckin' love that band!

I hope maisie gets recasted

As which character?

A corpse?

They would never waste Maisie's talent on a role like that, buuut she could play a corpse besides Arya, if they would mask her

I'd fuck Maisie's corpse tbh

So now that the dust is settled and the Stannis autists are on their medication, can we all agree they actually understood Stannis a lot in this scene?

Stannis is the kind of person who boxes himself into making hard decisions, yet does so anyways. He knows he will be a piece of shit and forever reviled for burning his own daughter, but he's saving the lives of thousands of his own men to save the lives of millions from the Others/White Walkers. He literally can't see a way out of this sacrifice because of his very tenacious nature.

no, the jews shat on stannis
period

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How can you waste something that doesn't exist. That would be like you having sex instead of worshipping an ugly goblin on the internet, something you'll never have.

What the fuck

Have you seen The Secret of Crickley Hall, Cyberbully or The Falling? No, you haven't.

Newsflash: She is a talented actress, but if they write her shitty lines and a shitty character, even she can't help it (Heatstroke, Up On The Roof). If you judge her from what she does in GoT only, you will get a one-sided picture

he's Hungarian, m8. I'm sure he's had sex with a few Catholic priests

That happens in other places, not here

that's what people say in all those other places too

Now that some Anons kindly bumped this thread, I can publish my Maisie song

Maisie Will'
Maisie Williams
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

Maisie is a British girl
She's an actress and dancer
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

Post the Maisie on Holla Forums
Haters come immed'tly
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

(ref.)

Post the Maisie on twitter
Likes appear from down under
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

Haters never make me cry
I will Maisie 'till I die
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

Maisie Will'
Maisie Williams
Maisie Williams is
A nice girl to post

Fuck off you quasimodo loving eurofag freak.

good, now I can filter you

Look, how mad they are

Even if you didn't know Boomtown is the most degenerate event in UK (it is), these topics in Speaker's Corners give it away easily. Why is it Maisie's favorite festival, I wonder?

Suffering

This is my least favorite meme… Also look how /fit/ she is, almost scary.

Wonderful, saved/10! I'll keep singing this to myself now.

Why does she agitate the haters so much? Literally anyone with a pulse and some joy left in them would like to party with Maisie!

>>>/waifuist/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/beast/

It's because Faceless Men left their HQ in charge of Jacques Autismo and some incompetent half-trained waif. Arya saw right through them and decided to bail.

Trips confirm.

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*whoosh*

Somehow it's an improvement.

And you wonder why Maisie doesn't come to these threads anymore and switched to Tumblr instead

Sir Phantasmagoric telling how it is

But how exactly did the burning help that cause? Or the suicidal siege attempt that followed? He knew he couldn't take Winterfell with what he had left, and he simply didn't care anymore. Where were his worries about the undead army then?

Haha

Not all of it! The cinematography in this scene is top notch for example.

George R. R. Martin’s Wild Cards optioned for television
watchersonthewall.com/george-r-r-martins-wild-cards-optioned-television/
This is where the article gets funny
Another GoT-tier hit on the cards for Gurm, /got/? Anyone read them?

Makes you think outside the frame…

>>>/waifuist/

How come ye chose the one perfect time when I'm not here to come up?

Fuck off. She beat Arya in every combat and even got the drop on her delivering what by every stretch of the imagination should have been a mortal blow. They couldn't even think of a convincing way for Arya to defeat her so had to have it happen off camera. Only incompetence there was your goblin abortion's plot armor.

Even your trips can't penetrate the Goblin Armor

what do you guys think of preston jacobs?

"Ah, perfect! Another excuse not to write ASOIAF!"
-George Retarded Racebaiter Martin

i like his sweetrobin videos
everything else he does is retarded

more art like this

What a slut

meh

best of lewd fanart

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time for new thread

Link to the new thread -

8ch.net/tv/res/442337.html

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