Channel Autism 11: A bit closer to heaven

it's okay m8, we were all retards during those dark years

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Why did they seem to throw James under the bus for not liking the movie but being calm about it? Like it did them any better.

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Did he stick to his promise of not seeing the movie?

no, his wife made him take her and her black bf to see it

OINK

Force out the most popular guy on the site?

Who, Toons These Days or If X Was Honest With Us?

They have no real principles. It's unlikely they'd sell out him because he makes a shitton of revenue for the site.

Cutting AVGN loose is more convenient since he's not officially with Channel Awesome.

It would benefit Enraged Enrique not to be attached to those losers any more. He's more popular and successful than all the rest put together.

Honestly how soon until she start doing porn in the name of progressive liberalism & feminism? I wouldn't put it pass her getting intentionally pregnant to do a channel awesome backed abortion movie.

did they officially renounced avgn or something?

Trips of topkek

Yes, he honored his promise. To this date he's not talking about the movie.

MY

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Wew. 8 Bit Mickey and Lord Save State…

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Who would watch porn of her at this point? No matter how progressive a project might be, she won't do it unless she thinks she can make money off of it.

what did he know?

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Mind you this is the woman who intentionally got knocked up for she can get a abortion for a film project she never finish.

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I would, she gives me boner for some reason

your standards are very low fam

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Honesty Lindsay Ellis and most of Channl Autism comes across as people who would support the Daughters of Megalian from South Korea.

Surprise they are not Opperating in the west like BLM yet.

Whose fault is that? What's the common theme in all these fallings out?

Don't forget all the artists that had to stop producing porn less they get prison sentences.

Worst Korea truly is a terrible place.

I don't know why but her mixed race mongrel look makes me rock hard.

Jesus christ, Lordfat looks like an obese version of DSP, like a literal fucking identical twin that gained 200 pounds.

he's about as retarded as well

He's also as angry as an obese version of DSP.

Listen to his podcast about Spoony, the guy hates him so badly he blames Spoony for all of his problems in life

Well, hating spoony isn't exactly wrong at this point.

Apparently Spoony shouting "BETRAYAAAAAL" at PAX (or was it E3?) ruined, RUINED! his ambitions of being a serious game journalist (because game journos are completely serious, as Kotaku, IGN and Polygon can attest), because Notch denied him an interview since he was part of Channel Cucksome (one of Notch's most sound decisions in life). Nevermind that both Spoony and Pissed Pedro got invited again next year, besides all the retarded screaming.

Sure, but it's precious coming from this fat retard. He and Spoony kinda deserve each other.

Blaming the guy for an event that barely anyone remembered even at the time for why his career went nowhere is pretty irrational

Then again to join TGWTG you kind of have to be a little irrational

He also kept whoring himself and his stupid convention (which I think never came to fruition?) for 4chan's Holla Forums back in the day.

He actually thought he's gonna be a serial vidya journo by going to game conventions and pocking his amateur ass camera and mic into z tier developers?

Spoony thought that too tbh. Remember that Kristana Locken interview? Fucking retards.

Exactly. From what I've heard, back in the day Blistered Thumbs/Channel Awesome were kinda despised by the game community as a whole.

They still aren't now outside of 7 Dollar Joe?

What the fuck?
Now I know why Korean slags scramble to marry GIs and get the fuck out of Dodge.

Funny enough, Enraged Ernesto is the most successful of the Channel Awesome bunch, but only because he got a deal with Machinima and got away from the sinking Blisthered Thumbs ship while he could.

Well shoot, good for him.

Didn't she used to do tickle fetish porn?

i never forgot

its coming soon

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And here…we…go…

twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/757354961504264192

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what the fuck
is this real?

I like the sentiment, but I'm pretty stupid.

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Do you already tried to post this shit on Holla Forums to find some info on it?

Not him, but I found this:
8ch.net/pol/res/6867821.html

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JewWario wasn't that bad. I wish Doug had offed himself.

this is depressing

>>>Holla Forums6867821
Crossboard links are better and help to let you know if the thread is still up.

I share that pain, fam

so can someone fill me in on Spoony and why he hasn't done a video in months?

Did his rainbow haired shrew of a girlfriend break up with him again?

Why would he make videos? Idiots still pay him on Patreon just because.

April's not so bad.

But yeah he's not doing work because the idea of doing work is enough to cause him to have a mental breakdown so he just shit posts on twitter all night.

He keeps hovering around the 1600-1800 range lately. I thought he'd have taken a dip by now.

Well, he was at 5k once. I guess only the hardcore retarded fans are still paying him to spite the critics (much like DSP fans do, tbh).

Doing things is hard and triggering, best to just sit and shitpost on twitter.

First of all: Problem hair.
Second, note how far left Noah Videos For You has gone politically since hooking up with her and moving across the country for no fucking reason.

The similarities between the two keep increasing. Including moving across the country for no fucking reason after getting serious with a girlfriend.

Find me direct correlation between her having colored hair and Noah being an insufferable faggot and I'll let you blow me.

wew

He knew that Pissed-off Pedro would monetize his video.
:^)

Brad Cuck Jones is desperate

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Well what do ya know, insulting your fans is a bad idea.

Its a mix of that and fascination with them, mainly because some of us watched them when we were retards.

At least with DSP he's moderately entertaining to watch with some of his fuck ups, especially shit like "This is how you don't play MGS3".

Oh come on now, we're all retarded here. Some of us just hide it better than others.

It was a mix of retardation and blissful ignorance

Back in 2010 I thought Doug & co were just a bunch of goofballs who made silly low effort videos in their spare time

It all seemed pretty innocent, but then you slowly realized how deep the rabbit hole went

lol Noah is a 36 year old 13 year old

This was posted on January 5th

web.archive.org/web/20160723022943/http://www.koreabang.com/2016/features/the-rise-of-radical-korean-feminist-community-megalia.html

Wow, South Korea is going down the toilet fast.

LOL

WHY DO I LOVE WATCHING THESE PEOPLE FAIL SO MUCH?

WHY IS IT SO COMFY ??????????

can someone point me to some Spoony meltdowns and burned bridges and general shit talking?

I crave some so bad

twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne

oh god the left wing political shitposting from this faggot seeking brownie points

ohy my goddddddd

this could backlash on him, it's a good thing his core audience consists of apolitical autist nerds who, like him, are childless and of perpetually dubious financial standing

JUST

Say what you will about Kim Jong UN and North Korea. At least the NORKS are fighting to keep this shit off their homeland. Same with Russia and china. They know third wave feminism is unhealthy for any society. Why do you think Islam slowly taking over the Western Europe so easily? At least the Slavs put up a fight.

I get the feeling most 'feminists' aren't motivated by a sincere abstract concept or some kind of moral fire in their spirit

I think most, especially this girl, are just playing along and hoping that if they act the part the passion will come later. Kind of like how if you are depressed you're supposed to force a smile because the brain will take the cue from your body and think you aren't depressed anymore. It's the same with them, they put on the outfit and adopt all the mannerisms and outrage and hope that the actual sense of political duty and passion come to them.

Some of them never attain this and are even incapable of it, yet they continue a sad pantomime because they've made an identity out of it that they lack the creativity and individuality to escape

what. I mean I think I've heard every jew slur you could chaim to a kike but what the royal shit is he talking about?

Does spoony have a degree in liberal arts and major in gender studies? I have a hard time grasping him just graduating from High school. He a worst understanding of the English language than I do. And I'm from quebec.

I think he dropped out doing computer science. I know that feel…

I really want to know where Spoony came up with this. He's not creative enough to come up with something like that on his own.

That's what I heard too. Supposedly, he was really close to graduating but dropped out because the movie Office Space made him scared of office jobs.

Pic related. I remember that.

The antisemitism was real in his mind.

More likely the heat of a few courses he was having trouble with tbh.

I remember he used to do actual movie reviews for that comic Knights of the Dinner Table. I think I remember him saying something bad about a movie and fans didn't like it so he was let go. Might have been one of the star wars prequel. Mentioned in passing in one of the vlogs in the past so it's hard to remember. Not sure if there is anything interesting to find there.

WEW

>>>/hothead/

Every time.

I've actually been a long time reader of KODT and I remember that incident. I forget what movie it was but I remember spoony provoked it on purpose.

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Spoony has a Computer Science degree from ASU. His parents paid for his college education.

countermonkeybook.blogspot.fr/2007/09/introduction.html?m=1

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Angry Piñata Man: "What am I doing here with these losers?"

Actually he is the only one left from the CA crew that still produces somewhat decent content

Can you read?

Not really

so it seems

blocked in 20 seconds a new record for Noah

Go back to your game of cuckshed threads.

(((They're))) trying to redefine everything as being anuddah shoah. Christ.

How soon until Lindsay and spoony turn on linkara for watching Supergirl gang rape porn?

Isn't claiming that being neurotic is anti-semitic a tacit admission that Jews disproportionately represented when it comes to people who have mental illnesses?

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Anyone has that comic of RLM crashing channel autism's plane with no survivors?

These threads are started by the Channel Awesome crew, aren't they?

I mean, who else could care enough to spam about them week after week?

wew lad.

wew, look at this >>>/hothead/

Well done m8.

ABORTED FETUS

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>>>/shill/
>>>/trash/
>>>/autism/

Was getting blocked part of your plan?

These threads are just going to keep coming faggot, no matter how much all one of you whines about it.
>>>/freech/

Somebody get this hothead outta here

of coursh

Perfection.

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Fucking cringe. Why doesn't this guy kill himself

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That's not a deterrent.

Mike and Jay's reviews were genuinely fun and humorous before Reddit Rich forced his way in and tries to hog the spotlight.

for you

Rich did nothing wrong.

Rich is a fat and unfunny tryhard fuck. Jay and Mike play it casually and devoid of passion but at the same time full of emotion.

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Rich did NOTHING WRONG until prerec with AYYYYYYYYYYYYYDS

He did a lot of things wrong. One of them was being born and the other was taking spotlight from Mike and Jay while being unfunny.

Shut up Spoony.

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Reminder that Rich is a parrot who parrots what other people he likes says and occasionally parrots something that's not too retarded.

I still unironically watch The Aryan Video Game Nerd

Trips are wrong for once, nice tits but hideous face

I heard Johnny D might be interested…

why does that wizard have a dragon dildo for a hat?

rich is a funny actor but has terrible opinions and no real creativity. he should stick to being the senile old man in the background.
it's like when the comedic sidekick gets his own spin off series or ends up becoming the star of the show

He is a sad guy

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He seems like he's gonna snap on BOTW.

oh my fuck

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The guy used to work in an office. He said at one point in his Phantasmagoria playthrough that Curtis's office resembled the one he worked in

However afaik it was something more akin to IT which his degree probably helped him get. And after he was laid off at around 2008 due to the recession he preferred doing internet reviews for a living

For you.

On HitB, isn't he generally bought in for the geekier movies?

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FUCK YOU CUCKMONKEY POSTING TWO WEBMS WITHIN 10 MINUTES IS NOT A FLOOD

Oh Richard, you silly goose.

>>>/normalfag/

Confirming that Holla Forums posters are just Rich samefagging and shilling for himself.

>>>/reddit/

Bitch can't handle Mike's power words.

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Spoony could be making $70k or more PER YEAR. Instead, a comedy satire movie scared him away and he's making roughly $12k a year on autismbux from paytreon and rapidly approaching suicide.

I had a dream where I was in my childhood room with a really big bed and for some reason Spoony was there naked. We were both our current age but he was a bit younger with shorter hair and shaved. He was naked for some reason. His body was really pale and nice and slender and he had a shockingly big dick. I went over to him jokingly and shook his shoulders in some kind of mock gesture and we were laughing, then i wokeup. The image of his body and dick were in my mind and my dick was THROBBING. I continued to fantasize about sucking him under the covers, first with fury and cum lust trying to make him cum as fast as possible so I can taste it and eat it. Then I started imagining a slow process and everything I would do with my tongue to his ass, balls, and dick. I ended up jacking off to some straight porn imagining myself as the woman.

I'm pretty sure his heart would pack in on him if he tried anything too strenuous. That and his meds probably stop him from getting hard.

yeah he probably does have SSRI dick. But in my dream he was his 2007-2010 self. Boy did he have a great dick in my dream.

Spoony could've really done something with himself had he just not sent a fucking Dr Insano skit to the Discovery channel when they contacted him for material. How do you blow your one shot so badly?

Wait, did he really do that?

I assumed you meant that painfully bad posh film critic he did for that PBS show that never aired.

I can't believe he had a opportunity for something potentially career-changing and pissed it away like that.

We should all totally remind him of this on twitter

Oh, that fucking thing. I remember how salty he became after even his most drooling fans were complaining about how shitty that thing was.

Spoony trying to "act" a character was always awful.

I might do that. Is it still easy to create burner Twitter accounts after the Leslie Sheboon meltdown extravaganza?

yeah and yet he still manages to be funnier than anyone on ChannelAutism

An office job would require him to have responsabilities, the dreadful word that inhabitates the nightmares of people like Spoony, DSP, Douge and other e-celebs whose "job" is to collect ad revenue from Youtube. He'd rather wither and die as a degenerate leech playing videogames all night than find a decent paying job using his skills.

It really betrayed his own delusion that he thought that it was acceptable to send that to those poor bastards (pretty sure it precluded any chance of their show ever airing), and even to post it on his own site.

is that you

Damn Larry Bundy really gets around lmao
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Yeh but office jobs are soul sucking and boring as shit, you live for the couple of hours left at the end of the day and weekends, and during that time all you end up thinking about is work anyway
No matter what a tard this guy is, at least he's following his dreams.

Autistic Fans of Channel Awesome Who Pretend to Only Enjoy it Ironically General Thread

bitter loser who has no joy in his life envies those who can extract pure lulz from even the shittest of internet shows

>>>/cow/

I want to get off this ride.

What an awkward situation. You can just see the confusion in his face as he is completely at a loss for words. But alas that is what you get for joining Channel Autism.

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Anyone that uses the term "un-ironically" is a fucking high level cuck.

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wew lad
I work hard during the week, get my paycheck every other week, and what do I spend my weekend doing? Drinking and vidya. Then again, I'm in IT instead of some cucked shitshow (((business))) role.
If his dreams are to be a depressed, mentally ill cuck that gets money for nothing and tweets for free.

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Jesus….Dr. Insano….

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I always thought he knew how much like nightmare fuel this looked and thought it was funny. But now I wonder if he actually thought he really looked like Sting.

Which one of these three people did Lindsay not fuck?

We may never know.

Isn't he basically getting free money anyways? That's not so bad.

Probably El Rato in the 4th pic

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For what little he works that's a decent pay. Dunno if welfare works better at that point though.

Fresh autism here! Get your piping hot fresh autism here!
drive.google.com/file/d/0B-mzpZtr0ptVeHAzMW5fMW9pMGs/view

Douge "reenacts" Ghostbusters 2016.

I skipped around and heard him doing damage control in his usual high pitched whine about how "It was still good, guys, stop talking about it on the internet because that makes me uncomfortable". I used to binge watch his videos and now I can hardly stand hearing his voice for any extended period of time. Can't get a single honest word out without making sure he doesn't piss off his feminist userbase. At least Pissed Jose didn't sugar coat how much the movie sucked.

Given how much he shits on SJWs in this, I think he just has bad taste. I mean, come on. He's Doug Walker.

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It looks like Doug and Moviebob fused together

I checked, it's almost twice that. $1800 per month is $22k each year.
patreon.com/spoonyexperiment

autoblocked

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This just makes me sad.

Ok, so my first time visiting these threads, but fuck, I need to vent.

So I've watched NC for many years now, used to love his stuff. USED to.
I gradually fell off the wagon along the way to high SJW hell, but the latest thing I saw from him was his thoughts on the new Ghostbusters.
And I don't think I'll be going back.

Disregarding the fact that this is hypocritical seeing how they've been saying the exact opposite about many other movies in the past (any Dr. Seuss movie or The Phantom Menace) this is highly disingenuous towards themselves and their fanbase. They literally sat there for half an hour calling their fans stupid and bad for having an opinion NOT driven by agenda.

They could've done a ShoeOnHead and just said "I liked it, fuck you" but it was very clear they didn't really like it but were forced to.

I don't think I'll be going back to these guys, seeing how warped vision they have (can't believe I went back even after that "whitewashing" video) but now people are saying anyone but Pissed Pedro shilled it as well? Even fucking Brad?

This is not a world I want to live in.

That's on you, man.

She thought Memepool was the best film she had ever seen and admits to being dyslexic and autistic. Even then, I suspect she only enjoyed the movie because her bf was fingering her throughout.

Oh yeah, I know. It was fucking garbage, but I did it, and now I just can't take it anymore.

Yeah she has pretty shit taste in movies, but she handles it the right way, and that's more than I can say for these chucklecucks.

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you will have to wait until her bull finishes

Speaking of Douge, I went to his channel and noticed a couple of things:

- Larry Bundy Jr. is still featured on Channel Awesome's related channels? That's odd.
- Who are Rob Scallon and Chris Stuckman? They seem to be the only ones beside Agravated Alejandro who have a sizeable audience, but I never heard of them before.
- No Paul Latza? Fucking hell, Douge, he gave you 1,2k dollaridoos. At least add him to your list of retarded related channels.
- This autist is STILL racking 1 million+ views on his shitty reviews. Fucking hell.

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I want to fuck her so hard that i would catch all the disses just for her

I still don't know why they haven't kicked him out yet. Given how they turned on Rolfe and Spoony over such minor things, you'd think they would really go after him. I remember seeing him the comments of Internet Aristocrat's old videos, going on rants about feminists and trannies.

Did Douge really bitch at his fans because they wanted less retarded skits and more, you know, talking about the movie he's supposed to review?

Well, I guess that there are people like you, who hate their own penises. Take care, or the next step may be cutting it off and becoming a tranny.

You want her to diss your dick?

Larry has a fair amount of contacts in journalism and game development. They actually need him.

Can someone redbull me on these threads and why they started?

Anons pointing and laughing at people they perceive to be more "autistic" than them, when in reality, they're the ones sperging out over the minutia of stranger's lives.

That's me.

They started as a way to mock the idiocy of the Channel Awesome group of vloggers. They have since devolved into an autistic circlejerk of a couple of fans of CA who feel the need to have a permanent thread devoted to Doug Walker & Co.

in the meantime

Welcome to ideology

eh

what the fuck is he talking about?

yep

He use to get way more. Hell those are bad numbers for markiplyer and pewdiepie. And they barely spend money on their videos.

Who is that?

I really hope you're just trolling and are not so delusional

i'll give you 3 guesses

When you're making thread after thread about the same people, even when they aren't doing anything funny, you have become the lolcow.

I knew one of those guys on a forum… this one time he asked for one-liners to put in one of his reviews. He used two lines I submitted, and he somehow made them more unfunny than they actually were.

But pewdiepie and markiplyer are used to have dozens of millions of views; I can't remember douge having millions of views even on his "glory days" (kek) over Blip.

Yeah, because people who still point and mock CWC are the real lolcows, people. Hell, I didn't knew that the Autist Internet Defense Force was this dedicated to stop the bullying of these poor e-celebs.

So, what you're sayying is, April is resorting to cam whoring to supplement their budget?

Judging by people like Cogsdev, A-Log or Marvin for example most of the people really involved with trolling CWC were and are spergy subhumans themselves.

Boxxy does

Was this at the recent Comic Con?

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Lol Wikipedia titles

It feels like he's really pushing with the clickbait

That doesn't even make any sense

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So is his strawman suppose to be that I should like it because some shitty kids likes it?

That the movie "isn't for you" straight white cishet monster that you are.

Remember. Ideology before quality.

Are you male and hate it? Well shut up. You aren't the critics we want.

>>>/waifuist/

>he's still coming into a thread he hates just to bitch
Mad someone did this to your game of cucks threads?

Desperate.

Douge's biggest mistake has been to backstab Rolfe in his shitty ghostbusters review, one thing is to do the autistic playfighting between their personas, another is to go out of your way to try to capitalize on the reputation smudging campaign that sony and PC harpies have been barraging Rolfe personally with actual international news station media.

Rolfe may be sick of AVGN, and is overall less interested in making quality content as of late (Monster Madness is allegedly done with), but he usually delivers on his promises and is genuinely invested in his fans and his work. The AVGN movie may be mediocre cuck porn, but at least there was some talent put into it.

You can already tell that the Walker Brothers and their lackeys are slowly bleeding money, with their scams and the like, Cinemassacre however have gotten support from Jontron and Matt from Best Friends play in the last couple of months.

The worst thing though is that the movie bombed, 2 weeks after JUSTbusters came out it still hasn't made its production budget back, that's not counting the 400/500 million they need to consider the movie a "success".

So they basically fucked over a partnership on a shitty reboot movie.

Ironic that he's so attached to the street fighter nazi costume, yet is such a blalantly transparent leftist social justice warrior, guess it come with the territory of being an autist with no self awareness.

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Good Ol' Latza in his own little world…

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The review is recent though, so I'm guessing the real reason is that Douge's butthurt that Rolfe doesn't want Cinemassacre to be TGWTG's underling channel.

He's bitter that "The Nerd" refuses to do crossovers with him and yet is doing fine even while doing a third of the content at best.

niggers and slavery, the usual cuck stuff when he isnt shiting on trump

Does he realize they only really have "chemistry" when doing a Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck act?

He must wish those hangout videos with Mike caught on like Half in the Bag

Latza's vines: youtube.com/watch?v=HcTe-Aacszw

Latza's Holla Forums intro: youtube.com/watch?v=uZjQvi0m-es

Latza's homage to "Becoming popular": youtube.com/watch?v=9XaQDevtD2A

Latza's Trashalicious: youtube.com/watch?v=W8IhwlFahg0&index=5&list=PLnkica_Vknh4R1i6rP-pTaY2jE_8xT7pR

Spoony getting butthurt over a fan comment:
youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5SD-riZWQ

Rolfe has gotten lazy and jadded since he realized that his beloved fan sponsored movie was a bust. Mike might as well own the channel by this point the motherfucker's doing all the heavy lifting as of late.

There's only so many times one can talk about shitty public domain horror films.

He's branched out to a variety of content instead of just doing the same "THIS GAME IS LIKE DIARRHEA OUT OF A BULL'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS" shit, plus he's got a kid.

I don't know why Doug would even expect that, James even bothering to help out Doug was one of the few reasons CA probably took off.

Then again he has a kid too.

Jesus. What is the deal with this guy? Why is he there more and more with Mike? Why is Mike literally running the show now? Also, I heard Mike pretty much played all the games/help/drawings/and one liners etc…

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What are they even doing?

The guy is everywhere. It's insane
He made a shit animation recently where he managed to get ReviewtechUSA and DSP in the same video.

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I wonder if he's ever around here.

Lindsay Ellis theme song

That guy..

The look on Doug's face in that video pisses me off. He's like "Please give me attention, aren't I funny?"

I think I remember him saying something about not using image boards because he found their layouts to be too confusing.

Someone photoshop Lindsay face on that Dolphin.

naw that was a look alike

encyclopediadramatica.se/Nostalgia_Chick

Reviewing a Uwe Boll/Christian Slater movie.

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I can't believe I liked this lame faggot

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why would cockslut be right hand man, isn't he the guy everyone else scoffs off, even a nerd convention?

Who's mastered using his right hand over the years more than Linkara?

y'all should be careful what you say to kookooa in anthill, his brother might blow your brains out by "accident"

That would imply he has a dick to fap with, he probably got castrated for his "futas".

Why is Phelous under Brad, and why is Nash under Linkara? I don't know anything about the latter, except that he may have gotten cucked by JO.

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This is pretty old, like pre suicide old.

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Don't worry guise. If your autographed photo gets damaged, and you're still donating, I'll send a free replacement. No charge. :)

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Delusional sense of granduer and false optimism aside, who is he calling a scammer? Of all people to call someone else a scammer, Linkara and shenannigans such as:"watch my ads twice or else im gonna have to work", or "pay for my toys and costumes please" is one of the least qualified to call anyone else a scammer, second of course to the Walkers..

Is it me or is the 2009 intro far shorter on frames and animation like less than half, add on the awful flash and corpse like expressionlessness.

I do enjoy the LA Rider Intro regardless of the faults pointed out, it is shallow but its a groovy couch skit, so it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb as much.

Gotta make room for 3 minute long "hilarious" guest couch gags that drag on for too long and aren't funny at all.

Its 3 minutes less of an awful episode anyways.