King Athur

JUST
UNFUCK
MY
SHIT
==UP

WHAT THE FUCK

David Beckham..

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Glorious.

AYO
HOL UP

You had juan jerb, OP.

If I pull off that sword would you die?

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EVERY
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TIME

WUZ

KANGS

I hate the King Arthur legend, it's overdone. I'd rather see a Sir Gawain and the Green Knight adaptation.

I want to gas everyone working on this movie, as well as their families.

merlin miniseries will always be the best merlin/arthur movie

My lords and ladies, i give you Ser Lancelot, Knight of the We Wuz Round Table

And his fair lady.

Who is this?

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Not the actress, the historical woman who turned black.

Queen of England.

I'm not kidding.

6. Fucking. Movies.

WE

Found it.
Margaret of Anjou, typical black woman.
BBC should be nuked to death

at least we have cia

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Do you think normalfags are privy to the blatant hypocrisy surrounding whitewashing/blackwashing?

They register it somewhere in their brain, at least at a basic level, but peer pressure and years of brainwashing will never let them entertain the thought of it until society tell them again that racism is good.

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this can't be real.

End me please.

Doubt it. Leftism is a mental illness that warps they very perception of reality.

AY HOL UP

funniest thing she'll ever appear in

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FUCK

OFF

KIKEWOOD

Thank you, I fixed the hands kinda. I'm not really so good at this.

WHY ARE THERE NIGGERS

they was rulin' europe when whitey wuz in caves

Hell, I'd take a little bit of black. But at least make them hot Caucasian mixed.

Ain't that the gay one?

I got u fam

gas all jews

35 years and John Boorman's Excalibur remains undefeated. So theres that I guess.

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Also surprisingly has well cheographed and directed battle scenes too

The goose is loose

I fucking hate the costumes, like what the fuck are the villains wearing?

Also the opening running part only served to remind me of The Adventures of Sir Chicken Digby Caesar

wtf, i hate niggers now

THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE ONE GOOD ARTHUR MOVIE

I like how it's hige middle age in movie, every one is wearing full plate Armour and armies are huge like there was crusader going on.

Go back to Holla Forums, kid.

Fucking yes. And checked.

>"you have broken what cannot be broken"
>"WHO AM I?"

Jesus fuck what have I been doing with my life?

Got me there.

BANE?

Its pretty sad that ANY movie trailer that comes out in the era, the first thing I look for is niggers.

What a fucking joke.

The way the trailer is shot is different than others, then I saw it's Guy Richie and I know this is just going to be like every other movie he's made but with a medieval skin over it. Might pirate it.
Also I don't get why they or anyone would cast Digimon whatshisname. I just don't see him as a good actor.

It's from Movie: The Movie m8. I'm pretty sure that's a parody.

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When will we have real Heroes again.

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I need to see this movie.

Kike bullshit aside, does anyone else fucking hate charlie hunnam? Cant watch anything with him in it

It's a joke.
I know it's hard to tell sometimes nowadays.

They literally cannot release a movie without a main black character now. Look forward to jews blackwashing european history. Ironically the only people who can save us are the chinks, about to become the biggest box office market.

I like him. Him tuning up that porno slut in Sons of Anarchy was the tops.

And check out Green Street Hooligans if you haven't yet, it was breddy gud.

Do you feel he's in charge?

TRIPS FOR GAS!

N'

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BRAVO BBC

GAWAIN?

WE WUZ KANGS 'N SHEET NIGGAS
Imagine if the roles were reversed here, there would be fucking riots in the streets.

Why is Sir Bedivere black?

Because of diversity bullshit

What do you have against black people, neanderthal?

How far we've fallen from Excalibur.

Don't lose all hope, user. I'm somewhere between a socialist and a social democrat and do not believe any race to be inherently better or worse than the others read: a fucking leftist parasite who shouldn't be shitting up your precious chan with his chucked bullshit ;^), yet blackwashing established characters and shoehorning diversity into media for its own sake disgusts me to no end.
On the topic of the thing itself, I might give it a pirate, mostly due to CIA and, to a lesser extent, Hunnam and Richie being involved in this.

This is all over the place.
The tone is all over the place.
The cast is all over the place.
The talent is all over the place.
The historical accuracy is all over the place (given that Arthur was actually a real person).
The target demographic is all over the place.

What the fuck is this, a slightly family friendlier version of Game of Thrones? With fucking GoPros and high ranking niggers in [MEDIEVAL_YEAR] Brittania?

Sure and the Queen of England is a negress.

Wait…

the real thing

The real Legend in the film

This looks like shit.

SHITTY MEME

He's not the only one lifted from GoT. They also got Michael "Second Worst Dad in Westeros" McElhatton.

Excalibur is better.

Imagine if Jackson coming fresh off of LOTR before the corruption set in had made a King Arthur movie.

Fun fact: Borman's original plan was a two parts Lord of the Rings adaptation but couldn't get it funded. He had to settle for the Arthurian legend instead. The original influences still kind of show at some points, mostly in the final battle.

Hear , hear

His death scene in Guardians of the Galaxy was Oscar-worthy

you're mentally retarded, consider suicide